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incorrectbatfam · 17 hours

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Jason, pre-reveal: I have unfinished business with Batman.

Dick: Yeah? Get in line.

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incorrectbatfam · 18 hours

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I imagine Gotham's sewer system is like:

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incorrectbatfam · 1 day

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Weezer blue Discowing

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Bruce: What did you do at school?

Damian: Built a catapult.

Bruce: For a class, right?

Damian:

Bruce: Right?

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Hi hello! I was wondering where you get your incorrect quotes from?

Is there a site you go to or do you find them randomly?

I follow a bunch of other quote blogs that have their sources cited. Other times I'll rewatch shows looking for lesser-used quotes (like the bike rack handcuff one from The Good Place) or I'll manually transcribe TikToks and stuff

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Tim: How would one create a secret society?

Jason: Not gonna lie, we’re off to a bad start.

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Rich people punishments for the bats are like "you have to fly Spirit to our second vacation cave"

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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Jason: You’re toast!

Stephanie: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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You order a batburger with two waffles instead of the bun and the blonde cashier leaps over the counter and kisses you on the lips

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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Tim: As my brother always used to say: if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.

Bernard: Your brother always said that?

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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"This is not a place of honor" is incidentally also the Gotham City welcome sign

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incorrectbatfam · 5 days

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Damian: It took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchline to the "a horse walks into a bar" joke because I just thought that’s a normal sized face to have if you’re a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man.

Damian: I was a better person than all of you.

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incorrectbatfam · 5 days

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In Gotham the rats have rats

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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[Robin!Dick era]

Bruce: Dick has three aunts. He calls them Aunt Cupcake, Aunt Flower, and Aunt Kate.

Bruce: Time to step up your game, Kate.

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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How does each family member find out about Jason's all-blades?

Jason: *slicing bread*

Damian: Todd, what is that?

Jason: A sandwich.

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Selina: *opens the dishwasher*

Selina: Whoever left their wet sword in here, it's dripping all over the dry dishes.

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Dick: Thanks for coming. I told my landlord that my lock was busted but he still wouldn't fix it. I've been out here for half an hour.

Jason: Yeah yeah, just quit yapping.

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[at a restaurant]

Steph: *drops her knife*

Jason: *offers her a blade*

Steph: Thanks.

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Alfred: Master Jason, what is this?

Jason: A sword.

Alfred: Well next time, take it out of your costume before you put it in the laundry.

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Kate: I found this rusted metal box in my storage. Wonder what's inside.

Jason: Allow me.

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Cass and Jason: *hanging out*

Jason: *sees a bug*

Jason: *swats it with the blades*

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Tim: Can I borrow your shower?

Jason: Whatever. Just so you know, the towel rack broke so I replaced it with something else.

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Harper: I need a chisel.

Jason: *hands her the blades*

Harper: Eh, close enough.

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Duke: My King Arthur cosplay is almost done. I just need the right sword.

Jason: I got you.

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Barbara: When you leave, can you prop the door open to let some air in?

Jason: Sure.

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Bruce: This is my second son, Jason. Jason, this is... *grits teeth* Margie.

The All-Blades: *automatically summons in the presence of evil.

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Ra's: You may have the All-Blades, but I have the ultimate upper hand.

Jason: Hold up, I have WHAT?!?

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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there is a purple pipe bomb in ur mailbox

Finally. I was almost about to ask for a refund

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incorrectbatfam · 7 days

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Damian: I need to get some air.

Tim: There’s air in here.

Damian: I don’t want your air.

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