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frownyalfred · 3 days
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Nightwing is objectively terrifying on his own, but the fact that he has escrima sticks that can electrocute you? Like, escrima sticks Bruce probably rigged with the power of a small planet because he doesn’t know how to express parental affection? And Nightwing is just slinging those around with a big, dopey smile?
The sound of those lighting up must be dread-inducing.
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qweenofurheart · 1 day
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revamped some sketches!!
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lizardpersonyknow · 3 days
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Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.
Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.
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ashrayus · 1 day
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got possessed. drew this. bon appetit
dont tag as ship!
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ky-landfill · 3 days
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fanaticalthings · 19 hours
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I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.
Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.
But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.
And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.
Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.
But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.
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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:
[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.
Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-
Damian: I need you to blow up his car.
Jason:
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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:
[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.
Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.
Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.
And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?
[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:
[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-
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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:
[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>
Jason: GET OUT-
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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:
[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:
Jason: Are you here to kill me
Cass:
Jason: Just make it quick.
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allineedisonedream · 13 hours
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outfit change ;)
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florisa6s · 1 day
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a idea- mainly Bruce
I like the idea of Bruce being really weird and random at the most surprising times just to mess with people and Damian, Dick and every other kid sadly got that trait too.
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Damian: as a child of divorce-
Talia: me and my beloved is not divorced.
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Clark: Bruce why didn't you say anything about them?!
Bruce: What they look at me first it's not my fault I'm a snack
Clark: Bruce you have kids.
Bruce: A Dilf snack
Clark: No!
Bruce: Listen as the hottest one here-
Hal: What you not that hot-
Bruce: AS THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS SNACK HERE!
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I swear all his kids got this trait from him, they watched and learned from the best so they all do it too
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Jason: one time I got stuck in a hole for months
Roy: A hole why'd you get stuck-
Jason: I kinda like....died so yeah kinda got stuck in a hole for months I'm lucky they didn't cremate me.
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Dick: if Damian ever had a date I'd kill them
Wally: Dick you can't just kill someone because-
Dick: if anyone lays a hand on my baby brother they are dead.
Wally: I thought bats don't-
Dick: I'm not a bat I'm a big brother first.
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Tim: why did my camera break? It lasted two years falling off fire escapes and getting shot at but it died when I knocked it off my desk...why did it have to leave me in this cold cold world...
Steph: are you sure he was only supposed to take 2 pills?
Cass: *shrugs*
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foolsocracy · 1 day
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another successful mission complete!!!
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theaceofarrows · 2 days
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[Nightwing and Robin Jason showing up to a GCPD crime scene]
Robin: Okay, everybody stand back. The professionals are here
Nightwing: Robin, be nice. They're just doing their job
Robin: If they're doing their job, then why are we here?
Nightwing: ...
GCPD: ...
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litta-jpg · 8 hours
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talking shit with your brother <3
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mcuxhp777 · 3 days
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Part Two, because part one seems to be blowing up. Credits of Steph's tweet goes to @/hatermjwheeler on 'X'
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ashoss · 1 day
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hiya! i forgor if you still do requests but uh if it’s not too much trouble could do you like the batfam watching bruce just sit in a chair in front of the jason memorial for like hours in end
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tbh this prompt has been sitting rent free in my head ever since i saw it
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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3
Masterlist of Tweets
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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I love your blog, also can I have Dick Grayson annoying his siblings pls?
Duke: *checks the traffic*
Duke: Damn, forty-five minutes to school?
Dick: You think that's bad? Back in my day, I had to trapeze uphill in the snow both ways.
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Tim: *on the phone*
Dick: *sitting next to him eating loudly*
Tim: Can you not?
Dick: *smack* Lemme think. *smack* No.
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Dick: *knocks a vase over*
Cass: Ooooh.
Dick: Alfred, Cass broke the vase!
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Steph: *eating*
Dick, across the table: Can I try some?
Steph: No.
Dick: *ties a fork to his grapple*
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Damian: *painting while drinking tea*
Dick: *swaps the cups*
Damian: *takes a sip*
Damian, sputtering: GRAYSON!
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[Jason's safehouse]
Jason: *cooking*
Dick: *perched outside the window*
Jason: No, you can't have any.
Dick: *presses his face against the glass*
Jason: Go away.
Dick: *rubs fingerprints all over*
Jason: *closes the curtains*
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neuro-psyche · 2 days
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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.
If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.
Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.
Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.
Tim :
Dick :
Tim : My room is normal sized…
Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-
Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.
Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.
Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.
Jason :
Dick :
Jason : Do you want to-
Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.
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