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fandom-drake · 27 days

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Dick who never ever discusses his own problems with anyone: We are a family!!! We should communicate our issues and feelings!!!

Jason who regularly airs out the family's dirty laundry over various rooftops, warehouses and other parts of Gotham: I'd rather die again!!!

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91-1lover · 2 months

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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lizardpersonyknow · 14 days

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Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.

Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.

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reineydraws · 6 months

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any fan of kakashi is a fan of jason todd send tweet

#this has not gone according to timothy's keikaku!!!#batfamily #batfamily fanart #jason todd #tim drake #red hood #dc fanart #dc #incorrect batfamily quotes #batbros #incorrect batbros #comic #dc comic

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 11 days

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Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?

Damian: Cocoa Puffs

Tim: Good answer, good answer

Jason: Frosties

Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer

Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!

Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005

Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?

Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard

Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!

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sodamnbored · 2 months

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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ryemiffie · 2 months

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More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Batman: I would never betray you!

Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!

Tim: ...

Batman: A complication.

Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!

Batman: Well I see that!

Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.

Red hood:

Batman: I don't!

Tim:

Red hood:

Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?

Tim: I followed the voices.

Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.

Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.

Red hood:

Batman:

Red hood: should we be worried or-

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 6 months

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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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thief-of-eggs · 1 year

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You know that younger sibling / older siblings thing where the older ones simply refuse to acknowledge that the younger one is aging up?

So that- but with Damian and his whole family.

Boy could turn 15 and Jason’s still like “Oh, my baby brother Damian? Yeah he’s 11.”

He could go out and legally get his license at 16, and on instinct, Tim still never lets him drive. “wait until you’re 16-“ “I AM SIXTEEN”

He turns 18 and Dick is scandalized when he suggests that they watch an R rated movie. Who cares about all the blood and gore he’s already witnessed- “Damian you’re too young for R rated movies!!”

He finally turns 21 and Bruce still makes sure to tell the servers at the galas to not serve any drinks to Damian because “he’s too young.” Meanwhile Damian is just seething in the background, clenching his glass of apple juice so hard that it shatters.

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dc-and-damirae · 8 months

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rando at a gala: If you don't mind me asking, what ever happened to your brother? dick: He died rando: Oh... I'm so sorry dick: Don't worry, he’s okay now rando: …Can you please clarify? dick: No

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jasonsthunderthighs · 11 months

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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

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fandom-drake · 17 days

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Dinah, who somehow got roped into being the batfam counselor: And why did no one explain to Jason that the Joker was nearly killed twice by the two people he originally called family and only third party interference stopped him from permanently dying, not only giving the young man closure but also opening a line of communication???

Bruce and Dick trying very hard not to look at a bewildered Jason: It just never came up.

#seriously #how did this never come up #why did no one ever go actually we nearly did kill him but other ppl stopped me #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #incorrect batbros #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #dinah lance #black canary

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91-1lover · 2 months

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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*