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adeptune01 · 2 days

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Dick: What’re you doing, Damian?

Damian: Practicing for a fire. Ace is my best friend so I want to make sure he gets out first.

Jason: I don’t know what’s more troubling. The fact that a dog is his best friend or that he’d let the rest of us burn in our beds.

#he might tho #dcu #dc universe #dc shitpost #batfam shitpost #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam shenanigans #batfamily #damian wayne #dick grayson #dc robin #nightwing #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #dc comics #jason todd

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bibibusinessman · 3 days

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nightwolf14292 · 3 days

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Jason Reads You a Bedtime Story

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brucewaynehater101 · 49 minutes

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AU: De-aging Fic

The Bats take turns getting hit with a spell meant to heal their inner child by transforming them into their younger selves. As soon as the spell wears off for one Bat, another Bat randomly gets targeted.

For the most part, everyone manages to figure out what is needed and how to help the child. There's a bit of chaos (quite a bit of angst), but they learn to roll with the punches. Sometimes, it takes a while to get the child to trust the Bats enough to let them close, but they manage.

Then Tim gets transformed.

The little shit refuses to let the Bats comfort him. He switches between perfect manners and setting things on fire for the hell of it. To top that off, no one can figure out what Tim needs to be healed from. They thought it was his lonely childhood, his hyper-independence, or his lack of adult supervision. Nothing seems to be working.

#dc comics #tim drake #dc universe #deaged au #batfam shenanigans #dc au #i basically want kid tim practically foaming at the mouth as he practices his lessons of stranger danger on people he knows fully well #kid tim knows that's bruce wayne but something is weird as hell (why is dick grown up)

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platitudinalteen · 2 months

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A really random Batfamily HC I like to think about is Dick winning the Olympics a few years ago, never telling anyone, and all hell breaking loose when they find out.

Jason: You did not win gold in the Olympics.... Say sike, right now.

Dick: I'm not saying sike. I did win.

Tim: How? You're too famous, you'd be recognized!

Bruce: And more importantly, what about your secret identity?!

Dick: I wore a prosthetic nose, and entered under a fake name.

Stephanie: Do you have proof of that? And maybe a picture of that nose by any chance?

Dick: It was broadcast on television in over two hundred countries, I'm sure you could find it pretty easy.

Bruce: Back to the fake name-

Dick: It wasn't hard to make an alias, I just did what we do for undercover jobs.

Tim: You used my program without telling me!

Dick: I asked! You said I could.

Tim: I did? Ohhh...yeah, now that you mention it I think I vaguely remember you saying something about going to England and needing a new ID a few years ago.

Jason: You did all of that, just to...perform? Just...just because you wanted to?

Dick: ...Yeah, pretty much. I still have the medal sitting on a shelf in my apartment and a picture of me with some other competitors hanging on the wall.

Alfred: I for one, appreciated finally getting to see the Olympics from the front row. And in my own country, no less.

Bruce: What- what does that mean? Tell me you did not go with him to the Olympics...

Alfred: I was his accompaniment for the event. It was quite a good time.

Bruce: Dick...

Dick: What? He said he always wanted to go!

#batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #stephie brown

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avensartt · 8 months

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Sorry the quality is shit

#i saw this on pinterest #but it was a tumblr post #and I couldnt find it #but here you go #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #dc #batfamily #incorrect batfamily #batfam shenanigans #batfam

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mylifeingotham · 1 month

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sepia-stained-sunset · 11 months

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Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their "I would burn down the world for you" era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he's been oblivious to the person he's been in love with since the day they met.

Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.

#tim would probably leave hundreds of messages to steph complaining about kon until even steph just hates him on principle #and then two months later he's making heart eyes at the man and steph is like 'are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???!'#if tim and kon ever got together steph would break into his house and force him to listen to her read his old texts out loud #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #batfam shenanigans

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batfamilycannons · 4 months

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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

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dc-and-damirae · 7 months

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dick: Hey tim, how was your stake out with jason? tim: jason and I got into a fight, so he tied me up to a chair for six hours and made me watch that one hotel tv channel that’s about the hotel. dick: tim: One day, the Seabury Ritz Hotel will burn to the ground and I will dance on its damn ashes.

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ev-arrested · 1 year

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A Damian twitter post for you all

Based on this tiktok.

#damain wayne #damain al ghul wayne #damian wayne al ghul #dc robin #batman #dc memes #batman memes #nightwing #dick grayson #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #ev-arrested #bat brothers #batfam shenanigans #bat family

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strange-birb · 7 months

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I had too… I just had too

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bibibusinessman · 2 days

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nightwolf14292 · 1 month

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. ll

Nightwing: When I was a child-

Redhood: Yeah-

Nightwing: I was filled with rage.

Redhood: (fucking crying from laugh)

Nightwing: I was- So fucking mad. I had like– 4'11 of pure anger and visceral violence.

Redhood: So you were like a mini Batman?

Nightwing (chuckling): Don't do this to me

Red Robin: Sorry- Sorry- (chuckling) Continue.

Nightwing: So- I was like- So, so fucking angry. And I told this lady- a nun–

Redhood: A nun.

Nightwing: Of course it was a nun- It's fucking Gotham. I told her how mad I was... And she- She puts her hand on my shoulder, right?

Red Robin: Right.

Nightwing: And she tells me– "Would that make the people who's gone happy?" "Would that bring them back? Would you like to take revenge on who has wronged you? Or save the people from going through the same?"

Red Robin: Damn.

Nightwing: Yeah.

Nightwing: And I just look at her. This mini ball of rage– And I just start fucking bawling–

Redhood (smacks the table): WHEZZE.

Nightwing: I just- (laughs)

Red Robin: That's how Robin was born? (laughs)

Nightwing: That's how Robin was born.

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#batkids podcast #batfam shenanigans #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #redhood #tim drake #red robin #tim drake robin #tim robin

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 1 month

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I love how most of the batkids are fluent in multiple languages.

Think about all the fun.

Them talking five different languages in two sentences and everybody understanding it without problem.

Calling each other insults in a language they know the other person doesn't speak.

They have a conversation in a language that has informal and formal 'you' and they are addressing each other with the formal 'you' because they know it annoys the other person

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