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martiniluvr · 3 days
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Okay im tanning and i just got an idea
Outdoor sex with Jason 🙏
Like youre tanning and just relaxing and he just CANNOT stay away. He just lays next to you and slowly moves closer and by the time you know whats happening hes on you 🧎‍♀️
And when he's done he just "just wanted to let you know you forgot your alarm and its time to turn over, couldn't let my girl burn" AHHH
“thank you for the ask leah” we say in unison 🩷 freestyled a lil bit towards the end oop don’t sue. also? this is me pushing my summerboy jason agenda.
18+ minors dni
warnings: sprinkle of exhibitionism 👀
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he was supposed to be helping you reapply your tanning oil, but somehow jason todd has worked his way between your legs, and now your bikini bottoms are pulled to the side and your ass is bouncing off his thighs as he fucks you languidly in the hot afternoon sun. his movements are unhurried and mellow thanks to the heat, and his hands roam your ass freely, occasionally squeezing the plump flesh between his fingers.
you moan softly into the towel beneath you as he rocks in and out if you with ease, your wetness pooling at the base of his cock and making it glisten in the sun. jason’s green eyes are lidded while he watches your pussy take him almost to the hilt, a lazy smile spreading on his face as you struggle to keep quiet. he knows you’ve only worn this little two-piece around him to get yourself in this position, and he’s more than happy to oblige; even out in the open like this, he can’t resist you.
the sight of you before him is something to behold; your tanning lotion has your skin glowing in the sunlight, and your ass in the air gives him an unobstructed view of your sex leaking around him. there’s a nagging feeling at the back of your minds that you’ll be caught—after all, you’re fucking by the wayne manor pool, and the man of the house could be home any second—but jason is too consumed by the way you feel and the sounds you make to care.
his lower abdomen starts to tense as your moans get louder, and he brings a hand over your mouth despite his orgasm creeping up on him. “shhh, princess,” he rasps, speeding up his thrusts. “want somebody to hear you?” you whine into his palm as his grip on your ass tightens, feeling his cock twitch inside you. his hips falter, and he pulls out of you with a deep groan as hot ropes of cum paint your lower back.
after a moment, he sighs and uncovers your mouth, leaning down to kiss the top of your head as he comes down from his release. your head is spinning as you let your hips drop back onto the chaise, when jason’s voice catches your attention. “turn over for me, ma,” he tells you, using another towel to wipe down his mess on your skin. you look at him, puzzled, and he chuckles as he coaxes you onto your back with his hands on your waist.
“what? don’t want your tan to be uneven,” he says coyly, repositioning himself between your legs. he glances back at the house before bringing his fingers to your tender clit, circling slowly. “jason—” you say, but it sounds more like a moan than a warning. he flicks his eyes back to you and grins.
“just relax,” he coos, sinking his middle finger into your aching cunt as you gasp. “y’don’t wanna get caught, right?”
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?
Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".
Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?
Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.
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theaceofarrows · 2 days
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[Nightwing and Robin Jason showing up to a GCPD crime scene]
Robin: Okay, everybody stand back. The professionals are here
Nightwing: Robin, be nice. They're just doing their job
Robin: If they're doing their job, then why are we here?
Nightwing: ...
GCPD: ...
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ryemiffie · 3 days
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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:
Tim: Wow, you actually just gave me a good idea.
Jason, delirious and staring at nobody: Huh? What'd ya' say?
Tim, standing behind Jason: I regretted saying that immediately.
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Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?
Damian: Cocoa Puffs
Tim: Good answer, good answer
Jason: Frosties
Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer
Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!
Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005
Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?
Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard
Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Bruce: I hope one of you has a good explanation for this!
Bruce: *points to the Batmobile, which is on fire and upside down
Dick: We have three, actually!
Jason: Yeah, you just have to pick your favorite!
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spiritleigh · 1 day
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I like to think that of all the bat kids, Jason is the one who asks Bruce for money the most.
He’ll message Bruce or show up in the bat cave out of nowhere and be like “Can I have 2,000 dollars cash 😁”
“Sure, why?”
“Rent.”(bullets)
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noassamoas · 2 days
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when theyre all mamas boys but none of them have mothers
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damianwayne0 · 3 days
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Damain : why are you crying beloved?
Y/N : ....
Damain : what happened???
Y/N : ....
Damain : beloved did I do something??
Y/N : yo-u are disappearing...
Damian : oh yes beloved *smiles* it's my time to go..I only came here to see you my love..
Y/N : please don't- * Damian disappears* I love you...
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bibibusinessman · 3 days
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hellcat8908 · 2 days
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Struggling Cassian x Female Reader
You were struggling. Today had been one of the worst days you've had since opening a bookstore. You were currently breaking down in the stockroom. You made sure to shield the bond. You didn't want Cassian to worry about you. The bell above the door chimed, announcing the arrival of a customer. "I'll be right with you." You called as you started drying your eyes with a tissue. "It's just me. Take your time." Azriel called back. You quickly spashed some cool water on your face as you try to regain your composure. You walked out to the counter, "Here to pick up the book for Gwyn?" You reach beneath the counter and pick up the book you had previously set aside.
"Yeah, would you mind wrapping it for me? If it's not too much trouble." He asks as he walks towards the counter from one of the shelves he was browsing. "Sure, no trouble at all." You reply, keeping your gaze down so he can't see your face. "Everything ok?" He asks, noticing you seem off. "Yeah, just tired, inventory time and all." You answer as you wrap up the book. Once the bow is in place, you hand it over to Azriel. "We'll see you at dinner tonight, right?" He asks. "I have a lot I need to do here, I was hoping you'd pass a message on to Cassian that I'll be working late and not to wait for me." You say quietly. "Yeah, I can do that." He says. You thank him before he turns to leave. "Hey, y/n," he says, pausing by the door. "Yes?" You question. "Nothing, thanks for doing this for me." He says before leaving.
You made your way to the back and started getting ready to take inventory. As you were finishing making sure you had everything you needed, the bell above the door chimed. "I'll be with you in a moment." You call out from the back. "Don't rush on my account." Cassian says from the stockroom doorway. "I thought you were training with Azriel." You say, not turning to face him. "I was, but something more important came up." He says as he steps behind you. "How long will you be gone?" You ask. "I'm not going anywhere." He says. "You just said you had something more important come up, so I assumed you were going on a mission." You respond.
"Baby, what's wrong?" He asks gently. "Nothing, what makes you think something is wrong? I'm fine." You start to ramble. Cassian doesn't hesitate before pulling you into his arms. That one simple gesture is enough to break the dam that was holding your tears back. "I'm sorry." You manage between sobs as he holds you. "You're alright, baby. I've got you." He says as his fingers trace soothing patterns along your back. "Let it all out, baby." He says before kissing the top of your head. Your tears soak his shirt as he continues to comfort you. You gradually relax into his body as your breathing evens out.
"Let's get you home." Cassian says as he starts leading you out of the stockroom. "But I still need to work on inventory and catch up on some other paperwork." You try to argue. "It can wait. I'm taking you home and taking care of you." He says gently but leaving no room for further arguments. He patiently waits as you take the drawer from the register and lock it in the safe, waiting to count it until tomorrow. Once everything is locked up, he takes you home, carrying you the entire way.
Once inside, he gently places you on the couch before going to making you hot chocolate with caramel and chocolate drizzled over the whipped cream. He carefully hands you the mug before sitting beside you. "Do you want to talk about it?" He asks softly, not wanting to upset you. "Just been having a rough few days....you know, mentally." You feel embarrassed as you say the last part, looking down at your hot chocolate. "That's nothing to be embarrassed about," he says as he gently lifts your head to look at him, "I only wish I'd realized sooner that you were struggling."
"I didn't want to burden you with it. You have enough going on already without me piling on." You comment. "Baby, you'll never be a burden to me. You're my top priority, and I want you to come to me with anything." He says before pulling you into his lap as tears line your eyes. "I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to make you cry." He says as he gently thumbs away your tears. He takes your hot chocolate from you and sits it on the table so it doesn't spill. "I've got you, baby, now and forever." He murmurs in your hair, gently rocking with you. You settle against him, seeking comfort only he can give you.
A knock pulls you from your peaceful moment. You move to answer it, but Cassian tells you he's got it. He returns moments later with two plates of food and hands you one. The delicious smell is enough to make your stomach growl. "Don't wait on me, baby." Cassian says with a smile as you take a few bites. "Who brought this?" You ask between bites. "Azriel brought it from dinner tonight. He feels kinda bad about earlier." Cassian says before eating some more. "Why does he feel bad about earlier? He didn't do anything." You say. "He feels bad he asked you to wrap the book for gwyn when you weren't having a good day. In his words, it was one more thing you didn't really need to do." Cassian says.
"Looks like I'm going to have to talk to him." You say teasingly, making Cassian smile. "You can straighten him out tomorrow when he comes in." Cassian says. "Comes in?" You ask, confused. "Yeah, him and I are going to help you get inventory done." Cassian clarifies. "You don't have to do that. I can manage." You say. "You're not getting your way on this, baby. We're helping you." Cassian says. "The two of you don't know how to inventory." You state. "No, but we can count while you fill in the paperwork." He states. "Alright, I hope you two are ready to take orders tomorrow because I'll be the one giving them." You tease. "I'll gladly take orders from you anytime." He teases with a wink as the two of you finish dinner.
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stag-nite · 3 days
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Mornings before work
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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I love your blog, also can I have Dick Grayson annoying his siblings pls?
Duke: *checks the traffic*
Duke: Damn, forty-five minutes to school?
Dick: You think that's bad? Back in my day, I had to trapeze uphill in the snow both ways.
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Tim: *on the phone*
Dick: *sitting next to him eating loudly*
Tim: Can you not?
Dick: *smack* Lemme think. *smack* No.
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Dick: *knocks a vase over*
Cass: Ooooh.
Dick: Alfred, Cass broke the vase!
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Steph: *eating*
Dick, across the table: Can I try some?
Steph: No.
Dick: *ties a fork to his grapple*
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Damian: *painting while drinking tea*
Dick: *swaps the cups*
Damian: *takes a sip*
Damian, sputtering: GRAYSON!
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[Jason's safehouse]
Jason: *cooking*
Dick: *perched outside the window*
Jason: No, you can't have any.
Dick: *presses his face against the glass*
Jason: Go away.
Dick: *rubs fingerprints all over*
Jason: *closes the curtains*
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graytodd · 17 hours
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needy 'n greedy
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ryemiffie · 2 days
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More quotes from my day as incorrect batbros quotes:
Damian: To be fair, she never said you weren't adopted, you'd know something about being adopted wouldn't you Jason?
Jason: ..bitch
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ao3sbatfamily · 6 hours
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Do you have any deaged tim fic recs?
'Bad Man' by ArtistAtHeart1
"Get away." Tim shrieked.
"Tim, it's me." Bruce stated. "Jason's arms are probably getting tired."
Tim refused to let Jason go.
"No." Tim refused.
"He doesn't seem to remember anything." Jason stated. "When I found him, he tried to run away from me, but I managed to grab him. I calmly explain that I was a friend and that I would not hurt him." Jason turned his attention to Tim. "Remember what I told you. This is Bruce. He's a friend. So is Dick." Jason pointed Tim at Dick before showing him Damian. "And Damian. You already met Alfred. Do you mind going with Bruce?"
"No." Tim denied, looking at Jason. "You."
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