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ryemiffie · 3 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Wow, you actually just gave me a good idea.

Jason, delirious and staring at nobody: Huh? What'd ya' say?

Tim, standing behind Jason: I regretted saying that immediately.

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 11 hours

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Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?

Damian: Cocoa Puffs

Tim: Good answer, good answer

Jason: Frosties

Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer

Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!

Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005

Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?

Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard

Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!

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91-1lover · 2 months

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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avensartt · 1 month

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Quote from Scrubs

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sodamnbored · 1 month

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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rad-batson · 1 year

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The BatKids and Their Most Viral Tweets :D

Guess who just got their degree last week (me, besties woohoo)

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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thief-of-eggs · 1 year

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You know that younger sibling / older siblings thing where the older ones simply refuse to acknowledge that the younger one is aging up?

So that- but with Damian and his whole family.

Boy could turn 15 and Jason’s still like “Oh, my baby brother Damian? Yeah he’s 11.”

He could go out and legally get his license at 16, and on instinct, Tim still never lets him drive. “wait until you’re 16-“ “I AM SIXTEEN”

He turns 18 and Dick is scandalized when he suggests that they watch an R rated movie. Who cares about all the blood and gore he’s already witnessed- “Damian you’re too young for R rated movies!!”

He finally turns 21 and Bruce still makes sure to tell the servers at the galas to not serve any drinks to Damian because “he’s too young.” Meanwhile Damian is just seething in the background, clenching his glass of apple juice so hard that it shatters.

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reineydraws · 1 year

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at least cass has her brothers' backs 😎

continuation of this comic courtesy of @jasontoddsgaythoughts

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dc-and-damirae · 8 months

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rando at a gala: If you don't mind me asking, what ever happened to your brother? dick: He died rando: Oh... I'm so sorry dick: Don't worry, he’s okay now rando: …Can you please clarify? dick: No

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bellamer · 2 months

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Jason: You bought a Stanley ?

Dick: I did.

Jason: You sellout.

Dick: They’re fantastic and my drink has been cold for four days.

Jason: Yeti’s have been doing the lords work since 2006. A lady makes a fake TikTok about a car fire and you abandon ship ?

Dick: It has a straw.

Jason: You’re a disgrace to this table.

Tim: I have a hydro flask.

Jason: Not now Tim.

Dick: Tim, you’re not supposed to put soup into there bud.

Tim, who hasn’t slept for two days straight: Mine also has a straw.

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day as incorrect batbros quotes:

Damian: To be fair, she never said you weren't adopted, you'd know something about being adopted wouldn't you Jason?

Jason: ..bitch

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 2 months

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The only time when all the batkids will work together in perfect harmony is to prank Bruce.

And for the best prank all they needed was a few label makers.

Labels are put on everything.

On every mug, on every plate, on every bandaid package.

The chocolate bars are labeled "BatSnack".

The fruits become "Batana", "Batricot" and "Batermelon".

Every button on the microwave, every key on the keyboard, it all gets a label.

"Batstop button", "Batstart button", "Bat-A-key", Bat-Enter-key".

Bruce's desk isn't simply the "Batdesk". It is the "Batwood construction surface".

There is a label beneath the desk too.

Originally named "underside of Batwood construction surface".

It takes days, weeks, months to remove all the labels.

Until one day, when Bruce makes a few new installations in the cave.

Surely some higher being is laughing at him right now, Bruce thinks, as he pulls of the last one.

"Batceiling"

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91-1lover · 2 months

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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

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avensartt · 18 days

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Jason “Drama Queen” Peter Todd at it again

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lux-17 · 8 days

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Duke: If you deprive yourself so much of sleep when you know it's the limit?

Dick: you fall asleep

Jason: migraine

Tim: when the letters start to shake

Damian: when you make a mistake

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