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ryemiffie · 3 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Wow, you actually just gave me a good idea.

Jason, delirious and staring at nobody: Huh? What'd ya' say?

Tim, standing behind Jason: I regretted saying that immediately.

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cardinalcheerio · 3 months

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Half the time I'm like, "can we have jason todd media not all about his death"?

Then I realize. If I died I would never shut up about it.

"Can you get up and grab that for me?"- absolutely not. My legs are tired from death.

"Will you go to the store with me?"- leaving the house?!? What if I die AGAIN.

So yeah, anyone who thinks jason talks about his death too much. Be honest. We'd all do the exact same thing.

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file808 · 3 months

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I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite now?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

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theredhood-jasontodd · 19 days

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*Jason is casually searching around the room*

Dick: Hey Jason, what’re you looking for?

Jason: My will to live.

*Y/N walks into the room*

Jason: Oh, there it is.

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 1 year

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Jason *struggling not to laugh*: bruce. you aren’t gonna believe what i just did.

Bruce: jason, what did you do?

Jason: so i bought a ton of these thumb drives

Bruce: yeah

Jason: and mailed them out to a ton of different villains

Bruce: yeah

Jason: each labelled “how to kill Batman” or “Batman’s secret identity”

Bruce: YOU WHAT

Jason: no no no calm down- they’re full of viruses

Bruce: …what

*Dick walks in*

Jason: dick did you hear what i did? oh my god did you hear what i did?

Tim: hey, you didn’t do it alone.

Jason: sorry. yeah, tim helped me, ti-tim helped me- OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUNNY. i dunno why i went around killing people, this is the. best. revenge. ever. and ohmygod y’know how we just busted that huge underground hacking scheme? well they were the people villains would go to for computer stuff. and all of them are in prison. this is my greatest achievement ever. except making Batman cry.

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bat-stuff · 11 months

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Dick: To be or not to be-

Jason: Don't pretend you read Shakespeare just to try and bond with me

Dick: ...

Jason: you cant fool me. You're illiterate.

Jason: just buy me a hamburger like a normal person

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blackbirdi · 3 months

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes #5

Jason: *Rolling down the car window* What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Dick: Get the fuck out of my car.

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k2ntoss · 3 months

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*in mid-mission with jason as a partner*

jason: you know, i'd die to pin you against a wall right now and have my way with you.

y/n: jason... *in a warning tone*

jason: *now whispering into your ear* i know you won't even try to push me away, you would enjoy it like the good little slut you are being taken in such a place.

jason: bet you're already getting needy, i know if i slide my hand under your pants i'll feel you starting to get w-

barbara: *through the speakers* jason, i think you forgot to turn off your microphone...

barbara: and i think you owe part of us therapy, it would be damian, tim, steph, cass, duke and me...

jason: wait, what about bruce and dick?

barbara: they're taking notes-

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 11 days

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Jason: Wanna come over and eat what my dad made?

Y/N: Sure, what did he make?

Jason: Me.

Y/N: …you’re adopted.

Jason: FUCKING HELL!

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multifan113 · 4 months

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Batman Incorrect Quotes 3

Jason: *on the phone with Tim* He's in the kitchen again

Damian: *reading a cookbook* 'Beat 3 eggs'? In what, hand-to-hand combat??

Tim: Get. Him. OUT

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wwrenwrites · 6 months

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**Y/N entering the bathroom where Jason is showering**

Y/N: Jason name a woman

Jason: Fiona from Shrek

Y/N:

Jason: Why?

**Y/N wheezing walking out of the bathroom**

Jason: Why??

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day as incorrect batbros quotes:

Damian: To be fair, she never said you weren't adopted, you'd know something about being adopted wouldn't you Jason?

Jason: ..bitch

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cardinalcheerio · 6 months

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I have a headcannon that at some point in his early robin days, Jason decided he wanted to be like Alfred and committed to drinking tea, using British slang and the accent while being robin.

This obviously confused the rogues a lot.

Fighting Mr. Freeze:

Jason: aye, what in the bloody hell do you think your doin? (Horrible British and gotham accent mix)

Freeze: I am- wait. Robin? Are you ok?

Bats: it's a phase. Just ignore it.

Freeze: keep forgetting he's a kid... anyways-

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magicandstories · 2 years

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When DC finally gives Red Hood a hood

Don't like his hair tho.

(From DC vs. Vampires : Crypt Edition)

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theredhood-jasontodd · 2 months

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Y/N : Buy me cute underwear and I will let you see me wearing it.

Jason: If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

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thesuperiorrobin · 10 months

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(In a basketball court)

Jason: Hey Y/n!

You: what?

Jason: *points at you* this is for you, sweet cheeks!

*Jason looks at you with the most cocky look out there, dribbles the ball and shoots

*he misses :/

He knows how to play he just got a little cocky at the moment 😞

(Idk It’s 4:10 am and im bored)

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