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sodamnbored · 2 months

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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deleteoldpeople · 4 months

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This is a continuation of my last post, since y’all loved it so much.

If Damian jokes about hell, do you think he would joke about going back? I do.

Tim: Oh he’s going to hell for sure.

Damian: How unfortunate, I’ll meet him again.

Tim: …damian, no.

Jason: *To a criminal* When you get to hell, tell em’ I sent you.

Damian: And ask if they still have those whips, I really want one.

Jason:…. what?

Dick: Damian stop joking about hell, it’s not funny, just distrubing.

Damian: I know someone who would appreciate my humor.

Dick: Oh yeah? Who?

Damian: Satan

Dick: *Uncontrollable sobbing*

They’ll literally have to ban the word “hell”, or any relating words in order not to provoke him 💀

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 1 year

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Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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ryemiffie · 1 month

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Wanna hear something cool?

Damian, focusing on his drawing: Is it the reason you're probably about to collapse onto my floor?

Tim:..no

Damian: Could I hear that first?

Tim:..no

Damian: And why not?

Tim, making a straight nosedive for the floor: Cause I'm currently falling.

Damian, finally looking up from his drawing: Wha-? Oh my god!

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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jason: i'm damian wayne’s emergency contact

nurse: so, you're here to pick him up?

jason: i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

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cardinalcheerio · 2 months

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Tim and Damian putting on the batsuit for whatever reason:

Damian: I should be on your shoulders! My face resembles fathers better!

Tim: your face resembles a 4 year olds

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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years

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Bruce: I'll give you 20$ to stay longer.

Jason: How long?

Bruce: Just a few hours.

Jason:

Jason: Deal.

Damian: I'll give you 40$ to leave RIGHT now.

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just-lost-inbetween-worlds · 11 months

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Damian, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Bruce: …

Bruce: What’s in the box?

Damian: What woul-

Bruce: Damian, what’s in the box?

Damian: I think you know.

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 9 months

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Dick Grayson: *running towards Damian with open arms*

Damian Wayne: *moves out of the way*

Dick Grayson: Hey, why'd you move?!

Damian Wayne: I thought you were going to attack me.

Dick Grayson: I was going to hug you!

Damian Wayne: (genuinely confused) Why would you hug me?

Dick Grayson: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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sodamnbored · 12 days

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Damian: And you would be Richard, I presume?

Dick, preening: I suppose Bruce and Alfred must talk about me all the time. What gave me away? The hair? My gymnast’s build? My rugged good looks? :D

Damian: Not really. I just know a Dick when I see one.

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deleteoldpeople · 7 months

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Do you think Damian jokes about his time in hell? I do.

*Chaos from all the bat-kids together under the same roof for Christmas”

Damian: This is reminiscent of the time where I went to underworld

*Chaos paused*

Jason: Please, that’s as narrow of a chance as Damian making it to heaven.

Damian: He’s right, and I didn’t make it to heaven, so that should tell you something.

Jason: *Horrified*

Tim: Guys my friends are coming over.

Damian: It’d be a cold day in hell if you have friends, I would know.

Tim:…

I feel like he would know that it would make the batfam uncomfortable, but he would still continue to go to do it for their reactions.

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 1 year

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Damian: Jason, can I ask you a question? Jason: You just did. Damian: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Jason: You just did. Damian, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Jason: You just did. Damian: When?! Jason: Just now.

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ryemiffie · 23 days

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Quotes that I was reminded of from my life as incorrect batfam quotes:

-After a very elabarate mission plan or something-

Nightwing: Well I think that went great! Ready to go home?

Robin(Damian): Yep, we should hang the marriage certificate when we get back.

Nightwing: What marriage certificate?

Robin(Damian): The one for your marriage??

Nightwing: Damian, it wasn't a real wedding there's no certificate.

Robin(Damian): There's not?

Nightwing: No.

Red Robin, poorly hiding a folder behind his back: Yeah, totally not.

Nightwing: ??

Nightwing, taking the folder: What is this?

Red Robin: Not the proof of your legal marriage.

Nightwing, flipping through the folder: Oh my god, did you actually marry me to that psycho?!

Red Robin: You said to be thorough!

Nightwing: Thorough with the planning not thorough as in actually marry me off!

Red Robin: How would I know that?!

Nightwing: Because it's implied by the "staged" part of a staged wedding!

Red Robin: So this is my fault?!

Nightwing: Yes!

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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tim: what are you writing?

damian: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information

tim, looking over damian's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Batboys lost a present from Bruce to their Mom*

Collective groaning

Damian panicked: “What are we gonna do?”

Dick: “Uh, okay. What can we do? We, uh, we put a different ring in the box and voilà.”

Tim: “We don’t have another ring, Dick.”

Jason: “Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary and in the struggle we stab Bruce. But just a little, and Mom is so glad he’s alive that she forgets about the anniversary.”

Damian: “I mean, I love that, but maybe for some other time.

Jason: “Christmas.”

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