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bonerey · 3 days
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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Alfred's out of town:)
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bibibusinessman · 3 days
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sisaloofafump · 3 days
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I appreciate the diversity in sounds
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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frijolebean · 20 hours
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I really didn't mean to do that "expects tongue/never kissed" dynamic life just led me there
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ky-landfill · 3 days
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“There are a lot of things about you that I aspire to. But I don't know that I want to be you. Do you know what I'm saying?”
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spicy-apple-pie · 1 day
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I was like "Would Damian like the Batmoblie?" I then I realized that the Batmobile is the Gotham kids equivalent of a firetruck. And every kid loves firetrucks.
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closest bruce comes to destroying the “brucie” persona is when he gets interviewed by a child and Cannot for the life of him Lie
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waterfire1848 · 2 days
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Clark: Wait. The kids already told you this?? Bruce: What?! The kids say insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?! Tim, who hasn't slept in three days: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government. Bruce: See?!?!
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madamesmoke · 2 days
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I live for the bats not realizing how intimidating they are out of costume.
Like, they know how they come across while suited up, but they have no idea how scary they are as civilians.
Like, Bruce has an inkling, that's why the Brucie persona is so extremely stupid.
Dickie has no idea
Jason has trouble imagining himself as anything other than a malnourished preteen
Tim isn't physically imposing, but he sets people on edge
Steph has the musculature to break every single bone in your body
Cass seems to read your mind
Duke is kinda uncanny
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Damian THINKS he's intimidating while actually just being adorable
Kate is very aware of how scary she is at all times. It's intentional
Don't take my brain vomit too seriously
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batfamgalore · 1 day
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*Dick is Batman but he’s gone missing and they’re trying not to assume the worst but Damian is already trying to pick out the next Batman*
Tim: He’s not dead, Damian.
Damian: Well, not yet.
*glares*
Damian: Hopefully, he won’t, you know, die, but if he does, the show must go on.
Damian: Isn’t that right, Jason?
Jason: You terrify me.
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randombatcharts · 2 days
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I redid the people, they were starting to get blurry. Also I finally fixed Kate’s picture. It took way to long to find them, but I think they are all at least ok choices. Enjoy!
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dahliakbs · 3 days
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Toddler reader starting to notice Jason's absence around the house.
❥They'd start wandering around, searching for any clue of where Jason could be at that moment. Searching his room, the library, the cave, the pantry where Alfred hid all his cookies, everywhere!
Yet they still couldn't find him.
Other times they'd wonder off to the library with an extra lollipop scrunched into their small fists, trying to see if Jason would come out of hiding to come play with them instead or maybe teach them how to read while he's at it but no.
Jason never came out of hiding.
Not even for a lollipop.
As the days went by you could see the hope slowly disappear within them, they'd search for him less and less, instead opting for waiting around in his room for the day he'd inevitably come back home.
They'd even turned his room into their own room, never leaving unless Alfred dragged them out for a quick bath and some food before they went straight back to his room like clockwork.
No one ever told them what really happened to Jason so they'd just have to bare seeing them continuously look for him without ever knowing the true reason for his absence
The last time you searched for Jason, instead of walking around the manor calling out for him they'd decided to wait for him at the front door, the small flame of hope slowly burning out in the back of their eyes as they quietly waited for Jason to return home.
And he never did.
This only stopped when Dick finally came over after weeks of mourning to finally break the news to them, taking them up to Jason's room so they could loudly cry into one of his pillows while tightly holding onto Dick for support.
What made the moment even sadder was the fact that they never taught you how to understand words but you somehow still understood the gravity of that situation.
And Dick knowing he'd have to be the one to break the news to you always left a bad taste in his mouth.
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ashoss · 17 hours
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batgirlfriends !!!
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Damian: How do you say in English the takatakatakataka?
Luke: Helicopter.
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