Pt.11
*at the police station*
Bruce: do I even want to know how you ALL got arrested?
Jason: we have a very good reason!
Bruce: oh I’d love to hear it
Jason: a doctor was very rude to raven and made her cry
Tim: and he had so many complaints from different female staff and female patients so we took matters into our own hands
Bruce:…yeah that’s a good reason. *pays their bail*
Cop: *lets them all out*
Dick: btw, where are the birds at?
Bruce: outside with Kori and Selena
Jason: cat moms here?
Bruce: yes
Jason:….put me back in the cell
*outside*
Raven: I didn’t think they would get arrested
Damian: I did
Selina: I mean, they had a good reason.
Kori: you think the doctor will sue them?
Selina: he can try, but Bruce had better lawyers
Raven: how much was their bail?
Selina: probably a couple hundred a piece. Why?
Raven: cause I need to know how much to pay Bruce back for
Bruce: *coming out of the jail* you’re not paying me back for anything Raven.
Raven: but they got arrested because of me…
Jason: no we got arrested because no one fucks with our family.
Raven:..thank you, for sticking up for me
Dick: anytime Rae.
Bruce: so what exactly did he do to make you cry and make them THAT angry?
Jason: uhhhhh…..
Raven:…..
Tim: *gives her the “we say nothing if you don’t want us to” look*
Selina: well??
Raven: *mumbles* he..was saying awful things about me..and my baby..
Selina: BABY!?!?
Bruce: your pregnant?
Raven: *nods* I..I’m sorry I didn’t tell y—*gets tackled by Selina*
Selina: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! MY WORDS IM GONNA BE A GRANDMA! 🥹
Bruce: *hugs her as well* congratulations my dear! I’m so happy for you! *turns to Damian and hugs him* congratulations son
Damian: thank you father
Jason: B this is your first grandchild
Bruce: I know.🥹
Dick: so we’re celebrating now..okay. *takes a breath* IM GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!! *bear hugs Damian*
Damian: UNHAND ME GRAYSON!
Jason: I’m really happy for you two but also…*punches Damian in the arm* WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Damian: what was that for!?
Jason: uh maybe for not telling us sooner!! Our baby brother is having a baby and you didn’t tell us immediately! How long have you known!?
Raven: little over a week…
Jason: REALLY!?
Damian: we were going to tell you!
Tim: when?
Damian: in like…3 months
Selina: THREE MONTHS!?
Kori: guys, stop yelling
Jason: give me one good reason why!?
Kori: *motions to raven who’s tearing up*
Raven: I’m sorry…😣
Jason: Rae…no no sweetheart it’s okay, don’t apologize. You didn’t do anything wrong
Raven:😖😭 *hormones suck*
Damian: way to go asshole *hugs raven close, rubbing her back*
Dick: Rae were not actually mad, we’re just giving Damian shit.
Tim: yeah we didn’t mean to make you upset.
Jason: *looks at Kori like “this will be a long few months”*
Kori:😑
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