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theerurishipper · 21 hours
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What you need to understand is that Dick is Bruce's son. Alfred is Bruce's father. Alfred is Dick's grandfather. Alfred is also Dick's father and Dick's mother. Dick is also Bruce's brother. This is both related and unrelated to Alfred being Dick's parent figure.
Bruce is Damian's father. Alfred is Damian's grandfather. Alfred is also Damian's father. But Damian is not Bruce's brother. Damian is Dick’s brother. Dick is also Damian's father. It's all quite simple and straightforward really.
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sistertotheknowitall · 21 hours
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Alfred was just getting home from errands.
He enters the kitchen to a child eating cereal on the counter, apparently he didn’t like the perfectly appropriate bar stools at said counter. No one would question the fact that he was raised in the circus. Because if Afried’s eyes are not suddenly failing him then Richard Grayson, son of the flying Grayson, was in Wayne manor. The poor boy had been the center of Gothams attention for the last month. The tragic death of his parents leaving the child orphaned.
And he was in Wayne manor.
Alfred: Master Bruce-
Bruce: He’s already here!
Alfred: *sigh*
Bruce: I’ve already started the adoption process.
Alfred:
Bruce: I TOLD HIM HE LIVES HERE NOW!
Alfred:
Bruce: 🥺
Alfred: *exhausted* I will speak to the lawyers.
17 years later
Alfred:
Bruce:
Damian:
Bruce: Al-
Alfred: No. Just let him go pick a room.
When Duke moves in two years later, Alfred doesn’t even pause. At least Selena gave him warning for the next three.
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giotanner · 2 days
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Who is the Wayne household butler's favorite "adopted grandson"? I know we joke about it a lot, but even in the canon we can see several times how Alfred is closer to Jason Todd. I want to be clear this is not to belittle the others, he really loves them. But just as every parent will always have that child most like them, so too Alfred finds in Jason that little child most like him. A street child hungry to acculturate, he hangs on the butler's words because he sees him as a worker compared to the billionaire Bruce Wayne so Jason slowly approaches and learns. Because Jason Todd takes it all as a new chance, a new chance for redemption and learns what it means to have passions and hobbies. And Bruce is there, but where Bruce is not then Butler comes: rules of bon ton, quotes from classic books, ethnic foods and anecdotes from the war and adventures in London.
That child then broke down and so many things fell out of place, maybe Jason just doesn't have all those memories. But the muscle memory and his favorite things remain. So maybe someday you might find him crouched on a rooftop intent on reading the paperback version of Northanger Abbey after cold-cocking three Black Mask goons at the docks.
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Look props to Brucie “Batman” Wayne for having morals and shit. But Thomas Wayne would have pulled up on joker with Martha and Alfred and beaten him to death for having taken his son away from him.
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finemealprompt · 3 days
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DP x DC Prompt #60
Alfred does not fear death. He knows what awaits on the other side, so why should he fear it? After all, he's been married to a being of death for a long time.
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brucewaynehater101 · 3 days
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What are some of your favorite hcs/aus on your blog? And what hcs/aus have you thought about/encountered outside your blog but wanted to explore more?
Hello 👋 Great ask!
My favorite AUs/HCs on my blog are the ones that other people join in to help. I just love seeing folks become inspired and what cool ideas they have to contribute.
Here are some:
Kon being able to hear Tim's heartbeat is a representation of Tim's ability to trust others
Tim as a doofenshmirtz villain for therapy
Tim as Bruce's parent
Tim keeps a weapon on him at all times when he returns from the BruceQuest because he's lost his sense of home/safety
Any time traveler AU with Tim where he doesn't join the Batfam again
Any Tim joins the Batfam late AUs
That one AU where Tim's parents lived and were decent folks
AUs where Tim uses D.I. to help folks and take over the world
Some other HCs/AUs I love:
An entire work during Jason's run as Robin that keeps hinting to his end/what happens after he dies
The batkids break into each others' safehouses/apartments even when the sibling is out of town
Tim periodically goes on vacation as a fake identity for the hell of it. He sometimes takes others to play pretend at roles (and create drama)
Babs finds ableist or sexist people online and either destroys them herself or sends Steph/Cass their address
Alfred polishes his guns and stands watch with them the entire time Joker is out of Arkham Asylum
Jason has another crime empire in another country. It was an accident, but it helps out the people there
Helena and Jason chat about policies Jason can implement in his gang/Crime Alley to help people
Duke gets up to YJ level chaos behind Bruce's back as well. He somehow manages to hide it due to him working the dayshift (since he doesn't leave Gotham as much as Tim)
I'm sure there's more, but here's a few!
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Alfred: Bruce ... Bruce : Oh no, 'Bruce ' in B flat. Bruce : You're disappointed.
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randombatcharts · 1 day
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Hello again, this one seemed right, Cass is an angel who could do no wrong. She is the only one. I believe the rest of them have committed multiple of these
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those-note · 5 hours
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yourlocal-edgelord · 2 days
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ghost-bxrd · 1 day
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So I know there are plenty of Ethiopia fix-its where either Bruce or Dick save Jason from the Joker. What I want to see, and can't seem to find, is Alfred saving Jason from the Joker. Because Alfred is former MI6, is still badass, does not have the no kill rule, and adores his grandbabies. I firmly believe if Alfred had joined Bruce and Jason in Ethiopia, Joker would have been the one who died.
Very true. Alfred killing the Joker is a MOOD.
Alfred “you may not use guns master Bruce but I do” Pennyworth. 💪✨
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ks-zxh · 3 days
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I’m just wondering who’s y’all favorite bat clan member? Just curious -
I couldn’t add more answers in the poll so hence the other option :’)
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magnoliasandarson · 14 hours
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ashes ashes
Bruce was moving out of pure adrenaline and fear. I'm not your father, Jason. I don't need your teenage rebellion. Somewhere out there, his son needed him; there was a ringing in his ears like the ticking of a bomb. His heart beat faster than it ever had.
Just hold on, Jaylad. He could almost hear his happy boy laughing at him and telling him to, "Hurry up, old man!"
There was something wrong, urgently, horribly wrong. His chest ached as he set the Batplane to auto-pilot to the last known location of the Robin suit. He had ruined everything, but he could fix it. He would find Jason, they would fly back to Gotham, and everything would be okay. Jason would take the stage as Puck in Midsummer Night's Dream in two weeks, and Bruce would be sat dead center in the front row, bracketed by Dick and Alfred. Everything would be okay.
He stared out the glass at the Ethiopian skies, he could fix- boom! a cloud of smoke and fire shot up through the sunset- no.
Jason was clever, so fucking bright; there's no way his brilliant boy was anywhere near that. But the jet's course didn't deviate; he was flying into the explosion.
He darted back past the hastily assembled med-bay and to the hangar, ramp lowering even as the plane lowered to the ground. His feet launched him down the final twenty feet and he raced towards the rubble. Something was terribly wrong.
"Robin!" the word tore out of his throat like a howl, "Robin!" there was no response. No shitty joke that would make him laugh despite himself, no caustic jab that would make him wince, no laugh that spurred roof-top tag on. Nothing at all.
A glint of gold shone through the debris, and Bruce felt his heart drop and bile rise all at once.
He crashed to his knees, swiping rubble off his son with desperation like he'd never felt before, "No- Jay," he could almost imagine Jason grinning that big chipped-tooth smile that broke and mended his heart at the same time, "Jason, Jason, open your eyes."
His poor boy, his son, his light, his child- his face was battered and unmoving. Bruce yanked off his gloves, desperately wiping blood away and pulling off the Robin domino mask. If he could see his eyes, if Jason would just open his eyes, "Jaylad, baby, sweetheart, please open your eyes." Jason was going to open his eyes, and they would go home, and in time, this would all be a horrible nightmare.
Bruce's fingers slid from his son's broken jaw to his throat, frantically checking for a pulse that just wasn't there. He rose to his feet, cradling his baby to his chest and sprinting back through the rubble. He could fix this; he was a hero, he was his son's hero, and he could fix anything. Jason told him so; he said that Batman saved his life and that Bruce made his life worth living. He had to save his son.
He ran onto the jet and placed his son on the gourney. "I know you don't like needles, and you can hate me later, Jay; just open your eyes," he said, jamming a shot of epinephrine through one of the gashes in the Robin suit, "Jay, baby, please."
There was no movement from the prone form before him. He desperately pounded on his son's chest, further breaking shattered ribs as he tried to perform CPR. Tears dripped down his face onto his son's frame, mingling with blood and ash and tracking rusty lines down onto the white sheets.
There was no movement. Not a flinch, not a shiver, not a twitch.
As the plane flew back to Gotham, Bruce gathered the body of his son to his chest and screamed.
Nothing would ever be okay again.
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junespriince · 2 days
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Princely whelmed au
Bruce: where's my son, knight.
Wally, point at the celling: up there?
Bruce, in fear: you let him die!?
Wally, confused: what? No! He's playing with the Chandler, why was that your first thought!?
Bruce, delt with Dick playing dead to get out of royal duties and stuff: he's... Very creative getting out of things.
Wally: uh-huh...
Dick: Wally, catch me! *Falls*
Bruce, in fear:
Wally, catches him with ease: enough for today or do you want to go outside of climb the trees?
Dick, getting put down: tomorrow, it's lunch time, let's go! Bye dad! See you at The meeting in a few hours!*Drag Wally with him*
Wally, a new knight: am I even allowed to eat with you?
Dick: if I say so, you are, so you are!
Wally: okay... I totally ain't gonna get teased in the barracks for this.
Bruce:
Bruce: Alfred, send a letter to head knight Allen his nephew did the impossible and I would like to shake his and his wife hand. Kid a miracle worker!
Alfred: of course, sir. I'll get it started right away.
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maccreadysbaby · 2 days
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Project: Killcode
batfamily + oc insert
tw: none
wanna read more? here’s the table of contents!
want to read the first fic in the hundred days series so you understand what’s going on here? here it is!
we are LEAPING INTO IT FRIENDS! if you’re new here, this is the third fic in the series! the first is linked above :) I’m so excited!!!
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part one
❝ IN THE SHARK TANK ❞
SATURDAY — JULY 14 — 8:27PM
BENTLEY STOOD USELESSLY OUTSIDE THE BALLROOM DOOR. 
Weren’t Wayne kids supposed to be good at galas? From everything Bentley had heard, they were really good. Extremely good. Dick had the charm, Jason had the sob story, Tim had been doing it since he could walk, and Damian had the luxury of being Bruce’s biological son. Even Duke and Cass and Steph were naturals, able to saunter around and make comments and control the party at will. 
It was like they all had an on switch. Every Wayne knew how to deal with the media, the press, how to impress people and hide secret identities and work them and charm them and Bentley… well, he didn’t know how to do any of that. 
Bentley was, in fact, not good at galas. No, actually, it was just stressing him out — and he wasn’t even inside yet. It had been going on for maybe an hour already and he couldn’t bring himself to do as much as go through the door.
So much had happened since Nico left. Two full years of homeschooling, a formal adoption, the change of Asten’s emergency custody into an official foster child. They’d both graduated from middle school, Duke graduated from high school and was now attending a university, Steph was in her senior year of college, and Damian was about to be a Sophomore. They’d been on websites and newspapers and magazines at every turn, pictures Bentley didn’t even know had been snapped, things he didn’t even know people knew. How did they find out he was a Wayne now?
Better yet, how was he supposed to live up to the Wayne name? After all, it was literally his now — Bentley Whittaker-Wayne. He’d hoped, when he was formally adopted, that he’d magically acquire some of the qualities that made a Wayne. For example, the Wayne superpower of nailing every single gala they went to.
It must’ve been wishful thinking, though. Because there he was, still anxious, still jittery, and still kind of nauseous about being in a room with so many formal people. With so many eyes. Eyes that would all be on him; it was the newest Wayne kid’s first gala, after all. Whose eyes wouldn’t be on him?
With a deep inhale and exhale, he shook his hands out by his sides. He was wearing freshly pressed dress pants and a white button-up that fit near perfectly, strangely reminiscent of what his father used to make him wear, but with a different feeling he couldn’t place. (He’d outgrown every single clothing item he owned in the almost three years since he had life-saving surgery. He’d moved into a new size of hand-me-downs and had to go shopping with Steph not too long ago. Which was… fun?) He had a sleek wristwatch Tim had gotten him for his thirteenth birthday on his right wrist, and was wearing some of Jason’s old dress shoes that still looked spotless. His unruly red hair had been slicked and shaped to the nines by Dick, who insisted he knew just the way to do it. He really was picture perfect. 
For the moment. If he didn’t puke on himself before going into the ballroom.
He was the youngest, fresh off the press Wayne. He had to do perfect, and he had to be perfect, and everything had to go perfect because he was a honest-to-goodness Wayne now. He was one of them; a member of the family that took Gotham by a storm year and year again, that no one ever stopped talking about, that no one ever stopped looking at.
No one told him being a Wayne was so stressful.
Asten had it lucky. Seeing as he wasn’t a Wayne, he was merely a foster child, he wasn’t expected to come to galas. (Not that Bentley was forced — there had been a very long conversation about whether he wanted to attend or not. He just kind of wished he’d said no.) Asten was just living it up on the other side of the Manor, the side closed off to the public, while all the other Wayne’s forced themselves into a shark tank of social butterflies. (Save Jason. Y’know, being legally dead and all, he wasn’t really one you’d expect to see frolicking around at a gala.)
Yeah. Bentley just really wished he’d said no.
He lifted his head and glared at the stupidly big, stupidly intricate, stupidly impressive wooden doors that led into the ballroom. There were probably half a dozen matching pairs along the walls that all led to the same place. Why was it, when Bentley was so nervous, that it was always thanks to some really intimidating doors?
He’d been given tips by almost every Wayne family member, but not a single one of them was still present in his mind. He was blank; empty. The only advice he could remember was Asten’s snarky comment of just pretend you’re Johnny Cash, and Nico’s corresponding text that said no, Elvis Presley. That might have been helpful if Bentley knew who Johnny Cash or Elvis Presley were.
All he had to do was walk in. It wasn’t that hard. Walk in, find Bruce, and stand with him for the next, like, two hours until the dreaded thing was over. That was all. (But what if he couldn’t find Bruce? What if he couldn’t find anybody? What if he got lost in a sea of rich Gothamites and had a mental breakdown and people all over the world started stomping on the Wayne name because of him?)
“Nervous?”
Bentley flinched when a voice came from his left, whirling around just quick enough to come face to face with Dick Grayson.
He was in nearly the same outfit as  Bentley, but with a blazer jacket on top. His black hair was in a (somehow classy looking) mop on his head, per usual, and he had that famous Dick-Grayson-shine to his crystalline ocean irises. His twenty-eighth birthday had been not too long ago, but, in true Dick Grayson fashion, he still looked twenty. (Bentley was convinced he found a way to de-age, because, honestly.)
Bentley blinked a few times, blowing air out of his mouth. “I thought you were in there already.”
“I was,” Dick replied, taking a few final steps and settling next to Bentley, facing the doors, too. “Then I noticed that B kept glancing around all worried-like, so I told him I’d go looking for you so he could, y’know. Stop being a helicopter dad.”
Bentley snickered lightly, emptily, looking down at his hands. “I think you’re gonna have to do a little more to get rid of the helicopter dad thing.”
Dick said nothing, but his expression changed slightly. He clapped Bentley on the shoulder and squeezed it. “What's up, babybird?”
The Babybird shrugged unconvincingly. “I dunno. Just don’t want to screw up, I guess. I keep psyching myself out.”
Dick snickered to himself, shifting his weight to one side. “You know, we’ve all pretty much ended a gala before, right?”
Bentley looked over at him, scrunching his face up, searching Dick’s face for a meaning. “What?”
“Oh yeah,” Dick started. “I was nine at my first gala. Broke a chandelier. Cracked a man’s ribs. It was great.”
“Seriously?”
“Hundred-percent,” He replied, turning and leaning up against the heavy doors. “Jason cussed out a lady at his first gala who kept insisting he was a disgusting street rat that should go live back in the alley. Justified, of course, and hilarious, but it ended pretty soon after that.”
Bentley smiled lightly. “That sounds like Jason.”
“The lady never came back,” Dick added, shrugging. “Tim had been gala-ing since he was born, but come the day of his very first gala with Bruce as his guardian, he was sick as a dog. He didn’t want to let B down, so he passed out right in the middle of it instead.”
“That also sounds like Tim,”
“Hey — he’s been doing better,” Dick argued, chuckling lightly.
It was true — there had been a drastic change in Tim from the mere ages of nineteen to twenty-one. It was like he finally found his life balance. How to coordinate patrol, and work, and everything else. He had a new apartment in Gotham that Bentley hadn’t even known about until, like, a week ago, and it was great. Like he finally realized he needed to prioritize himself in order to do all the other things that needed done. (And it was so nice. Bentley was proud of him.)
Dick breathed in and out. “You know, you really don’t have to go in if you don’t want to. The last thing Bruce would want is for you to be uncomfortable.”
“But I told him I would,” Bentley replied, shoving his hands down in his pockets. “I can’t chicken out now.”
You do what you say you’re going to do, Bentley Whittaker, or so help me.
He shook his head side to side in an attempt to push his father’s voice away. (How he wished he could block it out of his mind forever.) It was strange even imagining his voice now — Bentley hadn’t seen him since the time he’d gone to the prison with Jason. He’d tried to call for Bentley a handful of times on Bruce’s phone, but Bentley never answered. He couldn’t. What was he supposed to say?
“You wanna come in with me, then? You can learn gala-ing from the veteran,” Dick smiled a patented Dick Grayson million dollar smile that brought Bentley out of his trance.
Well, who better was there to learn from? And he should probably go in. Y’know, because he said he would. 
Bentley shook his hands out by his sides again. “Sure.” What better option did he have?”
So, armed with gala-veteran Dick Grayson and a whole lot of nerves, Dick opened the doors, and Bentley went through them.
He’d seen the ballroom on occasion, empty and pristine and perfected. But now it was packed to the gills and pristine and perfected. There were people — so many people — everywhere. All dressed to the high heavens, in sparkly dresses and suits and blazers and ties and heels and Bentley had truly never seen anything like it before. Nearly everyone was holding a glass of champagne, and the ballroom was filled with a not-loud-but-not-exactly-quiet overlapping chatter, and if you listened close enough, there was even quiet classical music. In the background sat the wainscotted walls, velvet drapes, and nighttime starry sky that was visible through the windows. 
Bentley spotted Bruce on the far end of the room talking to a middle aged couple, holding a glass of champagne that didn’t even look sipped out of. He also thought he might’ve caught a glimpse of the infamous Timothy Drake gala persona talking to someone, but it was hard to tell through all the people. 
Speaking of people — several looked Bentley’s way when they came in, a few eyes lingering and crawling all over him like ants. 
It only took half a second for Bruce to look over at him, too, and do that smile he always did. 
“Go ahead, kiddo. He’ll probably introduce you to, like, fifty people,” Dick said, shaking Bentley’s shoulder and winking right after. “It’s just ‘cause he loves you.”
Bentley smiled back at Bruce, exhaling tensely. “Do I just… walk over there?”
“Yeah,” Dick shrugged, leaning down closer to his height. “Unless you’re feeling really confident — then you can skip.”
Bentley snickered, throwing an amused glance his brother’s way. “I think walking is good.”
“Whatever you say,” Dick stated, and then proceeded to actually, literally skip off into the crowd.
Bentley was sure his face flashed with a mixture of amusement and horror at Dick’s behavior, but he quickly squared himself away and began walking over to Bruce in the most normal, not attention grabbing way possible… Even though it felt like everybody was staring at him and he was walking like a baby deer. But he made it to Bruce anyhow, even without falling. (Which was a win.)
“Hey there, chum,”
“Hey,” Bentley said as he drifted up to Bruce’s side. Bruce smiled and put his hand on Bentley’s shoulder.
“This is my youngest,”
Bentley looked up at the couple in front of Bruce, completely competent, completely pleasant, completely normal-
And then he choked on nothing.
Standing in front of him was a man and a woman — the man in a fresh pressed suit and the woman in a tight red pencil dress with floral designs Bentley knew he had seen before. Her hair looked like a giant bee-hive sitting on top of her head, and hooked on her arm was a massive black purse with the ugliest dog he’d ever seen sticking out of it.
It was his father’s old business partners.
Whatever poor attempt at a gala smile™︎ he had going on dissipated, and he ended up just diverting his gaze to the shiny marble tiles under his feet. 
They wouldn’t remember him, right? It wasn’t like they saw him every day — only a handful of times. And he was older now. A lot older, four years older. It wasn’t like he was an absolute spitting image of his father or anything…
“Bentley Whittaker,” The woman sneered, a strange look of distaste crossing her features. She looked over at the man, vaguely amused. “Yes, we know. John was our business associate.”
Bentley said nothing, but fought the urge to fidget around by biting the inside of his cheek. 
“I’m still not completely sure why a man as upright as John Whittaker would get sent to prison, and have his child taken away,” She continued, eyeing both Bentley and Bruce with narrowed eyes. “Let alone have his child given to an extraordinarily rich man in another city who seems to have a never ending supply of little boys at his disposal.”
Bentley didn’t really get what this lady was trying to say, but he definitely did get her tone; something along the lines of accusatory, and disgusted.
Bruce didn’t so much as make a face in return. Instead, he asked a level: “What are you suggesting?”
The woman shrugged, tilting her nose up disapprovingly. “I’m not suggesting a thing, Mister Wayne. It’s just interesting how you simply seem to… acquire other notable families' young sons year in and year out, is all.”
Bentley kept staring at the floor, having to literally fight to keep his hands still. He was thirteen, he should be over the fidgeting by now. But he wasn’t. Per usual. Why were these people even here? Why come if they were just going to criticize Bruce? 
And suddenly, it hit him.
No, like something literally hit him — right in the side of the head with a bonk.
A pink bouncy ball bounced out in front of him.
He bent down and picked it up, then scanned the ballroom. Through the crowds of posh adults, there were two girls on the far side — like, all the way across the room — staring at him like a pair of deer in some headlights. They had to be around his age, at least. 
“Why don’t you take that back to them, Bentley?” Bruce questioned, and he gave Bentley a look, a look like he was giving him an out to escape the strange conversation. Like something wasn’t right with what the woman was saying and he shouldn’t hear anymore.
Bentley obliged.
So, he endured another sort-of-very-awkward walk across the ballroom. Not to mention that he could feel that those girls were definitely, definitely staring him down. But, more than the eyes that were crawling all over him, he really wondered what that lady had meant. She seemed appalled that Bruce had so many adopted sons, but Bentley couldn’t work out why. Wasn’t it good to adopt kids? Her meaning had to have had something bad to it, since Bruce had openly given Bentley an opportunity to leave. But what was it?
He didn’t have time to figure it out. Because as quickly as he’d walked away from Bruce, he made it to the girls.
He’d literally never spoken to a girl his age. (Was that embarrassing?)
The girl on the left had to have been the one to throw the ball — seeming as she had a borderline horrified look on her face. She had short, blonde hair that barely reached her shoulders, and grayish eyes — kind of like Bruce’s — that sort of looked like she might start crying if Bentley said one negative word to her. She was wearing a boxy white dress and flat white shoes that starkly contrasted all the dark, moody outfits in the room.
The other girl, however, was the total opposite. She had long black hair that might’ve had some dark purple streaks in it, and her eyes were a deep brown, almost black. She was staring at Bentley like somewhat of a feral animal, waiting for him to screw up, and her dress was tight and black, covered by a massive brown bomber jacket with patches all over it. She was wearing brown combat boots.
(It was like he was looking at Asten and Nico but… girls.)
Bentley held the pink bouncy ball out toward the blonde girl, resting in his upturned palm. “Here’s your ball.”
She just stared at him, blue eyes wide, with this absolutely gobsmacked look on her face.
Bentley blinked. “Uh…”
Suddenly, the other girl’s hand hit his with a slap, and she took the ball from his palm. 
“Sorry. She didn’t mean to hit you in the face,” She deadpanned, staring at Bentley with this strange, empty glower that made him immensely uncomfortable. She shoved the ball in her jacket pocket.
“It’s fine,” He replied, glancing over at Bruce, who was still talking to the same couple. He did a scan for Dick or Tim or Damian (who he knew were all here.) but came back with nothing.
“You lost?” 
Bentley looked back at the pair of girls, both of which were staring at him, one still horrified looking, the other like he was some kind of bug crawling around on the floor.
(He hated this.)
“No,” He replied shortly, shifting his weight. “Just checking for someone.”
The girl with the black hair snickered. “Okay, Bentley.”
He glanced up at her, and she gave him a cheeky smile. “Everybody knows you from the internet — don’t look so shocked.”
Bentley said nothing, but instead, looked down at his shoes.
“I’m Vera,” She spoke up again, and then jammed her black-painted thumbnail toward the blonde girl. “That’s Layla.”
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to hit you in the head!” Layla blurted, her face turning nearly the color of a tomato. 
Bentley blinked. “It’s… okay. I’m not mad?”
“Oh... Okay,” She continued, visibly relaxing, the tension leaving her shoulders. “Then, uh… hi!”
“…Hi?” Bentley replied. Vera crossed her arms and kept eyeballing him in a way he didn’t really appreciate.
Oh my God, why was this so terribly awkward? It would probably be less awkward if he whipped out his superpowers and started using them right in the middle of the gala.
“You’re a meta, too?” 
Bentley locked eyes with Vera again, and she was staring, her expression less disgusted and more intrigued. Layla reached over and punched her arm. Had he said that out loud? 
Vera snickered. “No, you didn’t say it out loud. I’m telepathic, genius.”
Layla whacked her again, her blonde hair spinning in a circle around her at the speed she turned her head. “You’re not supposed to talk about that!”
“Oh,” Was what Bentley replied. He’d heard the word telepathic before, when The Secret Keeper was around, but he never actually knew what it meant.
“It means I can read your mind,” Vera’s voice spoke in his head, but her mouth didn’t move. She just smiled in a sort of creepy way. “Don’t worry — I can’t see anything besides what you’re thinking about right now.”
Everything about the situation — the disembodied voice, the creepy smile, the Don't Worry — it all reminded him of The Secret Keeper. Too much of the Secret Keeper.
Bentley made it a point, then, to make his mind blank. “Stop.”
Vera held her hands up next to her head in a surrender. “Touchy.”
Bentley looked away, scanning the room for Dick or Tim or anyone? Literally anyone would be good, but he didn’t just want to go walking around the ballroom to find them. He wanted to desperately to go back to Bruce, but it was apparent Bruce didn’t want him hearing the conversation anymore — what did he need to do now?
Vera snickered. “Your brother’s name is Dick?”
Bentley turned just to glare at her, blankly, with a huff. “I told you to stop.”
“Leave him alone,” Layla muttered, nudging Vera’s arm. It was just then that he realized Layla was a little taller. 
Vera breathed in and out, slowly. Then she pointed behind him. “Your Dick’s over there.”
Layla’s face turned beet red again, and she refused to look at Bentley, choosing to glare hard at her counterpart instead.
Bentley followed her finger, and indeed, Dick was there, talking with his usual sparkle to a gaggle of young women. (Not skipping anymore, thank goodness.) 
Something didn’t feel right about going over there, either. Not with the way all those girls were looking at his oldest brother. Dick was being his typical Dick-Grayson self, loud and charming and bubbly as ever, and the ladies were absolutely eating it up. (It reminded Bentley, sort of… of sharks.) Bruce was still with the rude couple.
Vera snickered one last time, and Bentley turned to look at her, a deadpanned look on his face. 
“I know you told me to stop, but I had to see your reaction to that,” She snickered, smiling a slightly real-er smile than before. “Looks like you’re stuck with us, Wayne.”
Bentley sighed heavily. “Fantastic.”
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