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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 3 days

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*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne

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paintedimagery · 3 days

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some Jason doodles a did at like 3am

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frownyalfred · 3 days

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Nightwing is objectively terrifying on his own, but the fact that he has escrima sticks that can electrocute you? Like, escrima sticks Bruce probably rigged with the power of a small planet because he doesn’t know how to express parental affection? And Nightwing is just slinging those around with a big, dopey smile?

The sound of those lighting up must be dread-inducing.

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #nightwing #dick grayson #dc comics

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qweenofurheart · 1 day

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revamped some sketches!!

#my art #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman comics #batfam fanart #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #dc comics #red hood fanart #red hood #jason todd #jason todd fanart #dick grayson #dick grayson fanart #nightwing #nightwing fanart

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ashrayus · 2 days

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got possessed. drew this. bon appetit

dont tag as ship!

#jason todd #dick grayson #dc #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #batfam #godddd i am being fr btw #this was supposed to be a doodle #my art

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dragonpyre · 2 days

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Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

#bruce rocks back up in gotham with a baby damian and immediately starts his crusade as batman #or maybe he rocks back up #takes in Duke after the first major villain attack #and then a few months later damian gets dropped off #then so on and so forth #until 12 year old dick grayson performs in Gotham with his parents at Haly's Circus #aka Bruce Wayne just has a lot of essentially toddlers #in my mind it's battinson which makes this even more funny #dc #text post #reverse robins #batkids #batfamily #batfam #batdad #bruce wayne

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im-not-the-best-person · 2 days

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Say no to this, Bruce.

A few days ago Bruce had a fight with his sons, now he doesn't even remember why, it was probably something stupid that escalated and he didn't know how to stop it, it was probably his fault.

He was alone at the mansion, Damian was at Dick's house, Jason was ignoring him more than usual and Tim was on a case where he didn't want help, not from him at least, even Duke was away, it wasn't a good week for Bruce.

He grabbed a phone he had hidden and only took out before going to sleep alone in his room, hesitated for a few seconds and sent a message to the only number added.

His "thing" with the boy, Danny Fenton, had started four years ago, the boy was lost and Bruce found him when he coincidentally went for a walk as a civilian.

Danny was so charmed by Bruce (for some reason) that he gave him his hotel room number to keep talking about the universe, and later his home number.

Danny was a good, funny and witty kid, a very smart too, with parents who didn't deserve him because they didn't notice their son's brilliance.

Danny was a good boy with a not-so-good life, a strong, independent boy who wasn't always positive but didn't always let himself fall apart.

That's why when Danny answered his message with a call with him crying and asking for help, he could only go to his rescue without looking back, barely remembering to tell Alfred of his departure.

When he arrived he found only tragedy.

His family and friends had died, an explosion at an unfortunate time, Danny had no one in the world besides his godfather and Bruce, and he didn't want to fall into Vlad's clutches, so he was desperate.

He also told him about Phantom, and Bruce could only hug him and promise him that no one was going to find him.

The first thing that came to his mind was to take him to his mansion, Danny was like his son, it was the most logical action... except that Danny still looked up to him and trusted him a lot, and wasn't that a scary thought?

Bringing Danny to the mansion would involve many things, Danny would meet his children, which might make Danny see him differently, goodbye to his admiration and affection, goodbye to spending time "together" watching bad movies to criticize them, goodbye to quiet conversations and asking for advice, goodbye to trust.

Bringing Danny to the mansion would mean having him physically close but keeping him away in every other possible way.

"Danny doesn't want anyone else to know about Phantom." Bruce repeated to himself as he took Danny to a small, hidden apartment in Gotham, a cozy little place where Vlad wouldn't find Danny (and neither would Bruce's family).

#dp x dc #danny phantom #batman #batfam #dc #batpham #dpxdc #danny fenton #No one told Danny about dangerous strangers #“The other woman” will start playing daily at the mansion when Dick finds out.#I was listening to “Say no to this” while I was typing #Danny is going to have a lot of fun being “the other” when he finds out that his existence is a secret.#I was planning to write everything from the POV of one of the batboys but I was a coward

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fanaticalthings · 24 hours

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I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.

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foolsocracy · 2 days

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another successful mission complete!!!

#the date is the date the issue came out where the 4 of them wear matching sweaters 😭😭😭😭😭#teen titans #garth of shayeris #donna troy #dick grayson #wally west #dc #dc comics #my art #ily fab five sorry roy u were not in this issue </3 #fab five

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kittykatninja321 · 2 days

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I’ve recently come around on “Jason’s death is big in true crime community” aus. I hope Bruce is the main suspect and I hope that there’s a small but very loud and annoying group of white women in their 30s who are trying to gather enough evidence to send him to jail I hope the true crime girlies are on his ass!!

#He deserves more flak for Jason’s death the social worker wasn’t enough #Jason Todd #Dc #Bruce Wayne

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litta-jpg · 13 hours

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talking shit with your brother <3

#i should draw dick more often hes so fun #tim drake #dick grayson #robin #red robin #nightwing #comics #dc #batman #dick & tim #fanart #art tag

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satoshy12 · 2 days

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As a new Ghost King and being a Fenton, Danny didn't have many people to ask for dating tips. Other than well his parents, Jazz and the Death Gods. That is how Danny learned. "Kidnapping should work." And as Danny already knew Wonder Girl that he meet during the "meeting of the Pantheons", where he was Persephone and Hades +1... And that way, meet Granny Demeter.

And Cassie was there too; Zeus did bring her to show off his new daughter to the other Gods. A few months later.

It became a game between both. Cassie is Greek." This must be how dating works." But there are limits. When Danny can try to steal her!

So she gets angry when Danny tries to kidnap her while fighting a villain.

Cassie." NOT NOW!" Danny gave Cassie a sad puppy look. Cassie:" GO!" Danny did fly away and looked sad.

Miss Martian looked at the one who tried to kidnap her teammate:" I feel bad for him; should I feel bad for him?" Cassie. "He will jump back to his feet in a few hours or so. He knows better than to try to kidnap me when I am working." Artemis:" I have so many questions that I will ask later."

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frownyalfred · 3 days

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Random JL members: wow, Batman is so hard on those kids. I bet he’s super cold and stoic at home and never tells them he loves them.

Bruce one day in the Cave: alright I’ve upgraded everyone’s suits to ensure they’re suitable for space and high altitude combat. please don’t go into space, it gives Alfred heart palpitations. also I added deep space GPS trackers in multiple places on each suit, so if you try to remove them — good luck.

#you’ll never find them alll mwahahaha #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #thoughts

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 3 days

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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?

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