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he’s so funny to me…
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Clark: Why do I always miss the gossip missions?
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arkham knight jason todd instructing his militia
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yo so about that “batman doesn’t eat pussy” comic from a few years back…there’s no way that’s true, right? Like there’s no way bruce wayne doesn’t have a PhD in giving head
Dude has been post-doc in eating pussy for decades. He’s got several degrees in giving head. Word of mouth (heh) gets around quickly even when he doesn’t.
I don’t know who decided Batman doesn’t eat pussy…honestly it would explain how he keeps landing so many unstable bad bitches. The head is just too good.
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@lurkinglurkerwholurks and Dan Mora just get them okay
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someone presented this to me, so i present this to you: bruce being free to use for the justice league (consensually!)
Would read.
#👀👀👀#maybe this can be a new ask game#would or wouldn’t read#bruce wayne#batman#dc#justice league#jl
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thinking of a sheltered and horrified clark kent watching bruce peel facial prosthetics off for the first time after an undercover job and frantically texting Lois under the table to see if that's normal for humans or if he should be concerned
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Did a quick redraw of an old Nightwing art 🫶🏼
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I'm making Jason a cat dad... sorry not sorry
This was inspired by a little fic of Jason finding a stray kitten outside bar. He eventually gives him to Damian and he names him Roy 🥹
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Dick Grayson by Dan Mora you will always be famous.
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The Batfamily, by proxy of being raised by Bruce (undercover pro, lies every other word) and Alfred (actor in another life and in possession of the world’s blankest poker face), are probably the best at just running with something (a con, a secret identity, an undercover job, etc) and acting it out 100% believably. With zero hesitation.
Someone runs up to Red Hood one night in an alley and says “pretend to be my boyfriend! please, he’s following me!” and suddenly that’s not Jason Todd, Crime Lord. That’s Todd from the upper east side, and what the fuck man? leave her alone, you’re fucking tripping!
Etc etc.
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Finally read Robins!
I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:
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Clark: *casually mentions that he wants (insert brand/company name)*
Bruce: *Buys the whole brand/company for him*
Clark: *clarifies in a flustered manner that he only wants a product/service from said brand/company, not to own the entire franchise*
Or the opposite: Clark is having trouble tracking down a company whistleblower for a story (cough, Boeing) and the next day suddenly, mysteriously, that company’s stock tanks and Clark has 3-5 new sources in his inbox.
He can’t ever prove it was Bruce. But he KNOWS.
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What are Clark & Bruce's love languages for each other?
Acts of service. Both of them.
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About Bruce hacking a goverment agency. Who's the swearing coming from? Alfred or Bruce?
Definitely Alfred.
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