okay I know the “do you bleed?” line in Batman V Superman was universally mocked, but imagine if you’ve spent your whole life invulnerable and some crazy motherfucker dressed in a bat suit who brands people for fun and has no problem crashing millions of dollars worth of military grade tech stares at you with a crazy gleam in his eye and asks if you bleed like he’s personally and scientifically invested in seeing you do so. I would’ve shit my pants, super powers be damned.
SUPERMAN DEAD
Night of Terror, Morning of Loss
SON OF SUN AND KNIGHT OF NIGHT (2016)
directed by Zack Snyder | written by Chris Terrio & David S. Goyer
While Battinson seems like he'd adopt kids upon attaining slightly more mental stability, and Batfleck is broadcasting divorced dad/dead kid dad💀, Christian Bale's Batman (balebat? Nolanbat?) gives me "has never had a fatherly urge in his life" and probably would hold a baby far away from him with his fingers, smiling uncomfortably.
hate on it if you will, but BVS had Batman 1) insulting Superman to his face without hesitation 2) breaking a sink over Superman’s head and proceeding to curb stomp him Gotham style and 3) blaming Superman for the in-universe equivalent of 9/11 and kinda being right about it
He has the power to wipe out the entire human race, and if we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.
SON OF SUN AND KNIGHT OF NIGHT (2016)
directed by Zack Snyder | written by Chris Terrio & David S. Goyer
››› Henry Cavill as Clark Kent / Superman
››› Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne / The Batman