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bruciemilf · 12 hours

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Thinking about Talia and Battinson having a whole ass baby without Ra’s knowledge. It’s just an open lie. Talia gaslights that fucker like a stove. And it WORKS.

Jason is flabbergasted. This motherfucker leads the world’s most powerful assassin operation. He takes it upon himself to let his mom Talia know he’s not as vulnerable to stupidity.

“You’re 4 months pregnant.”

“Nu uh.”

“Fuck you mean ‘nu uh’ ?! Is it Bruce’s?! It’s Bruce’s, isn’t it?! If it is: That’s fucked up. If it’s not: That’s fucked up!”

“I would never betray my beloved like that.”

“So it is Bruce’s!”

“I didn’t say that.”

“You just did! You’re having a baby with da— with Bruce!”

“What baby.”

Bruce totally knows Jason’s training with the league, by the way.

#jason calls Talia a traitor but Bruce simply knew first. he just didn’t worry abt it #that’s Talia. you’ll drown in glory. and gore.#brutalia #talia al ghul #jason todd #battinson #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #text post #writing

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homarcide-aest · 9 months

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pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

#dick grayson #batman #nightwing #batfam #dc robin #the batman #battinson #bruce wayne #my art #the amount of time i had to convery foot to cm is disgusting be normal like rest of the world damn

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allineedisonedream · 7 months

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Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #Selina Kyle #battinson #batman #robin #catwoman #one-dream art

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tiffycat · 4 months

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Walk with me (proceeds to be delusional)

I rewatched MAWS and The Batman right after the other and instantly got brainworms

It makes no sense but I am master of my own universe and can draw whatever inane thought I have so this exists now

p2

#superbat #clark kent #superman #maws #my adventures with superman #bruce wayne #batman #battinson #The batman #the batman (2022)#dc #mawtb au #dc comics #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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bbbbbbbbatman · 5 months

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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted #being forced to take on a ‘if you’re going to drink then id rather you do it with me’ style of parenting #just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going ‘why tf did I adopt a child?!’#batman #robin #battinson #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #mine

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aus-for-shitsandgiggles · 3 months

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I love the POC bat fam au with the exception of Tim and Bruce being white.

Ex. Fam at beach

Dick: It’s nice to finally get some sun ☀️

Jason: *after throwing Damian in the water* A vacation without a case was just what i needed

Bruce: Dick, Jay did you apply sunscreen? *currently respraying Tim with sunscreen*

Jason: yeah you got us at the house

Bruce: Well get over here it’s time to reapply

Dick: you worry too much we’ll be fine

-NEXT DAY-

Bruce and Tim look like lobsters with how red they are and the other three are fine but Bruce doesn’t care that his kids share no DNA. So he has no problem using Tim and himself as an example as to why they have to re apply sunscreen every 2-3 hr. He now carries sunscreen at all times.

Cas was there and now surprises Tim and Bruce with ambush sunscreen if they forget.

#bruce wayne #batfamily #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batman #battinson

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emo-batboy · 4 months

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 45 (Masterlist)

(Part 46)

@bruciemilf it’s been months bestie but it’s tradition

If you follow me on my main, you know I haven’t actually been gone. I’ve just been on a few side quests. I’m also being fought over by two companies rn so that’s fun (and completely stressful, please I’m just a 22yo teenage girl) but we’re BACK for a limited time! Idk I’ve got like at least five parts in my drafts so let’s see what happens.

TOODLES

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starry-storms · 4 months

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The next Battinson movie has so much potential, but some of that being him coming to Alfred and saying "I made a friend" only for Alfred to turn around and see Bruce holding up a nine year old.

#sir that is a child #hes mine now #what do you mean hes yours now? where are this child's parents?#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman and robin #nightwing #battinson

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”

Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”

The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”

“No. Don’t.”

John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.

The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.

Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“

“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”

To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”

“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”

Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.

“Should, uh… Should we help?”

“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”

#I love Bruce getting scolded actually it’s cute #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #john constantine #John and Alfred drink tea and watch this go down with pleased smiles. this is possibly the happiest day of Alfred’s immortal life #batkids #batfamily #batman #dc comics #text #text post #batfam #battinson

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reebmiester · 9 months

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#Give Battinson a Robin

#batfam #batfamily #robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #battinson #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #bat family #batman #fanart #my art

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homarcide-aest · 9 months

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battinson deserves a snarky 10 year old damnit

#dick grayson #batman #nightwing #batfam #dc robin #bruce wayne #the batman 2022 #battinson #my art

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allineedisonedream · 4 days

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He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

#dick grayson #robin #bruce wayne #battinson #selina kyle #catwoman #one-dream art #You know he just had to do it to em

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t00thpasteface · 6 months

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grown-ass orphan retraumatizes tiny child orphan via constantly looking like he's about to kill someone and/or himself regardless of his actual mood or intent

#yet again subjecting him to my chiaroscuro experiments except this time sonboy is tagging along for the ride #art #dc #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #dick grayson #battinson #comic #simpsons quote

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vic-draws-sometimes · 7 months

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#battinson #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth

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banghwa · 2 months

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average gothamite google search results

bruce wayne in the batman (2022) template: x, x | insp: x, x

#the batman #the batman 2022 #robert pattinson #bruce wayne #dcu #batman #dcfilmblr #battinson #dcugifs #filmgifs #dcfilms #**this format has been overdone to death atp but IDCCCC i like to imagine gotham internet culture. their twtsphere must be crazyyyyy #**idc if the colouring is kinda inconsistent idc if this is a bad time to post gifs this was fun im having funnnn #*creations #*gifs

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emo-batboy · 6 months

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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)

Part 44 (Masterlist)

(Part 45)

Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)

@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’

Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D

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