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Not been posting about Gotham cause I've been on a long student exchange btw. It's really been forever. Coast City is peaceful compared to Gotham tbh. Anyways:
The Gotham Guide to:
Masked individuals!
Heroes, who would never ever (intentionally) hurt anyone:
Batman
Nightwing
Robin
This new kid Spoiler I've been hearing about online from my Gotham friends
Heroes off the streets:
Oracle
Villains who are just huge jerks:
Riddler
Condiment King
Kite man
Villains who will wreck things but not specifically try to hurt people:
Firefly
Harley Quinn (IF she's alone)
Poison Ivy
Villains who will literally kill you:
Two-face (new since I've been gone, but I've heard tell)
Black Mask
Harley Quinn (will assist the Joker)
Joker
Professor Pyg
List subject to sudden changes
This has been
The Gotham Guide
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Looking at these kids sleeping and eating in a blanket wondering how in the everloving fuck could their parents just fucking go away and do stuff like that
#im fistfighting parents next i dont care#im their sibling now#← guy whose parents did the exact same#only in gotham#only in gotham rp#dc rp#dc rp blog#gotham rp#gothamite#onlyingotham#dcrp
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Training (II)
Robin was programing the robots as christel anxiously looked at them.
"You sure Batman doesn't think anything of this?" Christel asked again "you did borrow them suddenly"
"I told them, I took them for superboy" Robin explained.
@gotham-witch
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 45 (Masterlist)
(Part 46)
@bruciemilf it’s been months bestie but it’s tradition
If you follow me on my main, you know I haven’t actually been gone. I’ve just been on a few side quests. I’m also being fought over by two companies rn so that’s fun (and completely stressful, please I’m just a 22yo teenage girl) but we’re BACK for a limited time! Idk I’ve got like at least five parts in my drafts so let’s see what happens.
TOODLES
#a wild battinson#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#the batman 2022#batman 2022#the batman#dc universe#battinson needs a hug#gotham#soft bruce wayne#social media au#social media#gothamite#only in gotham#gotham city#dc#jason todd#give Battinson a child 2k24#IT’S 2k24 NOW OH LORD#lex luthor
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I think there should be more fics about Gothamites talking back to the bats - specifically Batman
“Get inside” “you’re not my dad”
“Stop trying to fight the joker, PLEASE” “fuck you, I do what I want”
“The streets aren’t safe tonight” “bro it’s Thursday, one of chillest days. Please shut the fuck up about telling me about gotham like I wasn’t born here thanks”
#i think it’s funny#gothamite#only in gotham#gotham#gotham city#Batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne batman#bruce wayne#dick Grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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Red Hood, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Random Gothamite, who was also kidnapped: I think you mean cards.
Batman, long suffering: They do not.
Red Hood, pulling out knives: I did not.
#dc comics#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote gen#dc#dc universe#dcu#jason todd#bruce wayne#Batman#red hood#only in Gotham#gothamite#Gotham
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Imagining clicking on a Snapmap hotspot in a superhero city and it’s just shit like this lmao
Inspired by this thread
#anyway reblog w ur own edits i need to start a collection#batman#superman#nightwing#young justice#metropolis#gotham#bludhaven#gothamite#dc comics#dc memes#batman memes#my adventures with superman#ev-arrested#only in gotham
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
#I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BRO HOW DO I FACE HIM AFTER I SAID THAT???#i would rather live in metropolis#AND NIGHTWING BROUGHT IT UP LATER THAT NIGHT I'M GOING TO KMS#he was like “so i heard you like potato chips...” OOPS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING YEP#gotham#gothamite#only in gotham rp#onlyingotham#only in gotham#dc rp#dc rp blog#gotham oc#gotham rp#rp
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Stephanie Brown my beloved
#batfam#batgirl#batfam fanart#batman#dc comics#dc fanart#stephanie brown#stephanie brown fanart#batgirl fanart#gothamite#gotham city#fanart#dc spoiler#spoiler dc#dc robin
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Church today Batman drove right by chasing the joker in the MIDDLE of the sermon and no one reacted, except the pastor who paused to make a joke about it.
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@evandalist-in-gotham @gotham-its-too-early-for-this okay I am here !! I've got the clean water, the things needed for the dish Evan asked for AND I know Evan told me to not bring anything more but I'm an older sibling at core so I brought more things to snack n shit for the both of you. I'm not letting anyone get hungry around here !!
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One of the "blob ghosts" snuck into my bag - I found out when I went looking for one of my notebooks. Thankfully my sociology professor is as blind as a bat (Not a GREAT phrase to use at Gotham U. but still)
He likes my thermos... (I was looking forward to that soup)
At least the little guy is polite enough not to mess with my medications.
You do you, little gloopy buddy. Enjoy the free ride, I guess.
#My phone bugs out when taking pics of them -#Not sure why it does that#dp x dc#only in gotham rp#gotham city#gothamite
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
#a wild battinson#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#the batman 2022#batman 2022#the batman#dc universe#battinson needs a hug#gotham#soft bruce wayne#gothamite#only in gotham#gotham city#social media au#social media#superman#clark kent#lex luthor#metropolis#a wild superguy#the daily planet#daily planet#superbat
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only in gotham...
so a common trend for businesses in Gotham is to hang up a sign in their window, or have it sitting at the front of the store that say "all unattended children will be given over to Bruce Wayne' and some even say "to Batman and become the next Robin" its all to encourage parents to keep their children close, this is Gotham after all, and a subtle reminder, hey keep an eye or your kid, you break it you buy it sort of stuff
the most memorable occasion i can think of of these signs being spotted however, are when one of Batkids or a Wayne child comes into contact with them. I was shopping at the supermarket where the cashier had one such sign hanging above her checkout, when Stephanie Brown, followed by Damian Wayne and Tim Drake walked in. They perused the store for a few minutes, when Stephanie noticed the sign. She screamed at the top of her lungs and pushed Tim, who landed against damian. the two boys glared at her, noticed the sign, and immediately fled, Damian near tears as he sprinted next to his siblings. the cashier and i could not stop laughing
about a week later i was buying my girlfriend flowers at a corner store, with the batman sign dangling from a nearby pole (they are also on the streets to remind parents not to let their kids wander alone in gotham) when Nightwing and Red Hood came running past, and spotted the sign. Red Hood looked around wildly and fled, arms raised in the air as he sprinted down the street and away from the store, while Nightwing, laughing, just cartwheeled down the street, calling out 'Batman!!!! oh batman!!!!' the Bat came running past seconds later, fleeing. Nightwing cackled madly and sprinted after him
only in gotham...
#only in gotham#gothamite#just gotham city things#batfam#batman#batman and robin#bruce wayne#batfamily#wayne family
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I love when the Riddler or Poison Ivy are loose, because it’s the only time the skills my mother insisted on come in handy. Can my sisters or I cook or drive? Absolutely not, but I can solve riddles and shoot a bow and identify things in nature like it’s NOTHING.
#just gotham things#only in gotham#gothamite#summer in gotham#the essential skills only#who needs to know how to drive#gotham be like#life in gotham#onlyingotham#raising gothamites#poison ivy#riddler
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