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@reque-your-life
"hold up you adopted a Jason? My Jason's an adult"
"Yeah, i adopted a Jason. He's too traumatized for his own good."
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gothamite-shenanigans · 6 months
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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beechaotic · 3 months
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CAN ANYONE HELP ME. PRETTY PLEASE.
MY BOSS (*cough cough* Red Hood *Cough Cough*) GOT INTO SOME ✨Special Brownies✨ AT WORK CUZ ONE OF THE OTHER GOONS BROUGHT IN AND IDK WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO.
HE IS HIGH OFF HIS ASS AND UNMASKED AND I AM PANICKING. EVERYONE ELSE DECIDED TO GTFO AND LEAVE ME THERE TO DEAL WITH HIM.
I ASKED FOR ADVICE FROM SOME CONTACTS OF MINE, BUT THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME.
I TRIED ASKING WHAT WAS IN THE BROWNIES AND HOW MUCH, BUT THE GUY WHO BROUGHT THEM IN WONT TELL ME ANYTHING. LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT IS YOUR B O S S.
Anyways, how’s your day going?
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gotham-shine · 3 months
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Dude, being in uni is so wild.
I had class with my psychology teacher yesterday and all I could think was "okay, if she uses this on her villian schemes at least ill know whats going on"
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your-local-gothamite · 5 months
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let it be known that evan cheats at hide and seek
no i will not be elaborating, thank you for your time
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justa-gothamite-girl · 2 months
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#OnlyInGotham Harvey Dent is teaching in the university.
Can someone explain why on earth my professor of Criminal Law isn't here but Harvey Dent is???
Since when is he legally qualified to teach classes????
I'm not complaining, just confused. Also, it is really weird bc he blew up a car last week in front of my apartment and now he is talking about federal pretrial criminal procedures... I mean, it's really shocking.
Although, he explains very well, hope he stays instead of my current professor
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dp-clarkjkent · 29 days
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How did each of the Wayne’s react when they found out you were dating?
(basically when they found out you Superman AND Batman were dating their beloved father)
Dick smiled and squealed like a teenage girl.
Jason just shrugged and returned to his book.
Tim was confused, he thought everyone knew that — apparently he's seen pictures of Superman and Bruce together in many news... And he assumed Batman and Superman were a couple since the start... and he was there at the gala where Bruce asked me out... Hence why he wasn't surprised when I showed up for dinner years later.
Stephanie chuckled and asked where Bruce kept the wine.
Damian tried to murder me was completely radiant about it!
Cass smiled and shook my hand. That was the most contact she shared with me since we had met.
Duke looked between us twice or thrice and just made a silent "ohh..." and later he asked me if I was being held hostage.
Alfred took out a gun and asked me to swear to make Bruce happy. It was a silly joke but just in case it wasn't I did either way. I'll love Brucie forever either way.
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gothamiiz · 17 days
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guy at the store misgendering me like it's his duty
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jon-cantlain · 28 days
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have you met superboy or Red Robin?? Are they dating??
sure, if by dating you mean they act like an old married couple all the time
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wayneheiress · 2 months
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HELENA WAYNE | HUNTRESS | ROBIN
"I may have learned how to fight for the law in congress and the courts, but I was born to defend it in the streets."
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Independent and semi-selective RP account representing Helena Wayne Huntress from DC Comics.
Rules:
1. Open to RP with Most OC's. I just ask you no God modding
2. Crossovers are welcomed.
3. No minors please. 18+ only
4. Please discuss plot with me before shooting me a starter.
5. Don't be rude.
6. I have a life outside of this and will try my best to reply as soon as possible.
7. Lastly let's have fun!
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About the writer:
Kuvira (She/her)
21+ years of age.
PST time zone
Fan of Bat family and X-Men! Happy to talk about it with people if y'all wanna just chat instead of RP!
Not shy, shoot me a message I promise I don't bite!
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truthisonthelane · 1 month
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Is it tru youve dated bruce wayne?
Pffft-! more like has he dated me
It was just one dinner and it was for an interview, he was still on his "flirt with everything that breathes" phase though
(Clark got so jealous that day; we all thought it was of me, but now we know whom he was really jealous of 😏)
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gothamite-shenanigans · 7 months
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anyways after that we finished making fajitas and packed Hood a tupperware for the rest of the Batfam :)
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sun-of-krypton · 8 days
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I think you need to bonk Red Robin
True!
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@not-timdrake please stop talking about my father's half clone like that before I throw up
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gotham-shine · 3 months
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Welcome to your weekly "I had class with that one psychology teacher that keeps giving me villian vibes"
Today we talked conditioning, specially the way that it relates towards the generalization or discrimination of certain stimuli.
Anyway, all im saying is that, even when its interesting, I really hope im wrong because we do NOT need a villian that pretty much hypnotises you with a bell or some shit
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your-local-gothamite · 5 months
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hey so uhh guess who went on a date with an aspiring supervillain (i’ll give you a hint their name starts with e and ends with vie)
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halfdent · 15 days
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CAN A MAN LIVE 𝐓𝐖𝐎 LIVES ? Harvey Dent once Gotham's " Apollo " turned disgraced and disfigured DA . If you look closely you still see pieces of the man he was . If you look deeper you see a scab internal and bleeding eternal . There was always two sides at play . IT'S A TOSS OF THE COIN .
  ◖ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 / " 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄" ◗ of Batman chanced by 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .
18.  +    .  Mutuals  Only    .  Highly   Selective  &   very  intense  themes   .  Crossover   &   OC   friendly  .
◖#𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓◗
𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 . 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 . 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 .
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