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whywoulditho · 9 hours
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
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dceased-system · 3 days
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Miss him sometimes
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bibibusinessman · 2 days
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nightwolf14292 · 2 days
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AJSHAJAJASJS WAIT- I keep imagining the kids Jason takes care of calling him 'Tiger' because of his scars 😭✋
Like one of the street kids happens to catch him with his jacket off so they can see the scarring on his arms and their first reaction is basically "Wow! You have stripes, like a tiger!"
And Jason is obviously a little surprised considering the usual response to scarring in general is far less positive, but he just kinda shakes it off and is all "Yeah, sure kid.. Tiger.." And doesn't think anything of it.
Until all of the kids suddenly start calling him Tiger and keep asking to see his 'stripes' and now the majority of them greet him with a little tiger 'Rawr!' Whenever they see him, and he's honestly flattered af because he thinks it's adorable-
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quotidian-oblivion · 2 days
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Picture this: Ra's clears out the chessboard and brings out a deck of Cards Against Humanity.
"They say this game is only for the boldest, Detective. Think yourself brave?"
He pulls out the box.
Tim starts laughing so hard he cries and vomits.
Inspired by a conversation with @sardonic-sprite
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Bruce talking to the whole family: I am not in a relationship with Clark Kent!
Alfred: Sir, remind me what do you like your tea?
Bruce: Honey.
Clark popping his head through the window: Yes, sweety?
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i love the idea of damien being the most protective batkid.
like you’d think it was dick but nope it’s damien who was mostly raised by dick and has learnt to show his love and affection by worrying about and protecting his family in his own way. if u mess with any of his siblings be prepared to know why they call him demon brat.
when an old guy starts coughing up a lung at a gala while standing in front of an immunocompromised tim, damien immediately starts lecturing the guy about wearing a mask while simultaneously yoinking antibiotics out of tim’s pockets and handing him a glass of water.
one time a villain makes dick cry (maybe it’s scarecrow) and yes while damian knows dick cries often when he’s happy or proud or sad or sometimes when he’s angry but he has never cried in fear before. and damien is pissed because how dare you make his big brother cry? he beats the shit out of the villain.
(i’m doing two for dick because while i love the above one i realised the rest of them are civilian ones so i decided to add this one)
someone making weird comments about dicks body, stuff like, “what i would give to have him for a night”. damien is borderline murderous. “you know he has a name and Richard is not an object for you to use for your pleasure, he’s a person.”
someone says something ignorant about the people living in and around crime alley and before jason can even open his mouth damien is already going into how you should assume peoples living situations and how not everyone has the privilege the rich gothemites have.
someone says something weird and misogynistic about Steph? you already know damien is there defending all women and even bringing in points about why steph especially is incredible.
and you know if anyone said anything about any of his POC siblings ( dick, cass, duke) or himself he’s already on his “wait until i tell father that you have such racist ideals” and recording prepared to ruin this guys life.
someone is fetishising or infantilising cass? he comes out of nowhere with “she can speak for herself.” or “she’s not a work of art for you to stare and make comments about she’s a human being.”
someone making comments about how duke doesn’t below among high society because he wasn’t born into it. damien is there defending him and saying how he has better manners than they do.
this is very ooc but the idea of damien using his vocabulary to just absolutely eat people up is so pleasant to me.
also u can tell i don’t know much about the less “mainstream” batfam members but im doing my research and writing what i find down in my hyperfixation book.
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ok-our-south · 10 hours
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isthatrightkiki · 2 days
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I'm on that DC Batman high at the moment so boom, have my own designs of the characters! Might make more later
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cardinalcheerio · 2 days
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I believe that while dick is a horrendous driver; so are the rest of the Batkids
I mean especially the ones who were robin/Batgirl wayyy before they could drive.
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Dicks driving and we all know he's trash. I mean. I haven't read many of the comics. But I can't imagine someone who grew up riding trains in the circus, then being chauffeured (thats hard to spell) around until hes old enough to move to a different city (I'm not from a city but most people walk right?) Then driving a police car which a guarantee nobody cares how he's driving in it. Ain't no way bro knows road rules/courtesy.
Jason was too poor for cars, then I suppose he knew how they work. But knowing how a car works and knowing how the road works especially in gotham are two very different things. He drives a motorcycle (badass) which has some different rules, and honestly there is no way he knows how to drive timeline wise. He died at 16, so no licence/learning (doubt he learned at 15 in gotham.) Came back as an adult after being in nanda par bat then traveled via motorcycle or roof. There is no time he would've learnt to drive a car.
Tim, honestly. I just think Tim would stare into the road and either cause 6 crashes or not even remember driving. He's very detail oriented, but also crazy busy so I'd see him speeding, thinking he could drift out of the way of a stopped car and realize, "oh shit. Not the batmobile this doesn't stop as well!". Also honestly, who would've taught Tim to drive? YouTube?
Steph, shed hit every curb in history. I have no reason to believe this, because steph is criminally underrepresented and i can't find any in depth stuff bout her. But i just think she'd be blasting music and some idiot would cut her off, she'd get pissed (as any gothamite would), cut him off and get hit. Bruce would be buying her a new car cause whats the point of having a billionaire be your pseudo father if he ain't gonna pay for shit?
Cass, i think she could drive if needed, but just a casual drive to get coffee or something? Road laws in America are confusing as shir cause rhey change everywhere you go. And it's gotham so nobody is gonna follow any, so pretty much anyone but Alfred is fucked. I think she'd be a good high speed driver tho
Damian, bros 12 (in my mind atleast), and has been chauffeured around his whole life. Ain't no way.
Duke, honestly. May be the only hope. Just cause he had a stable family for a bit that prob talked to him a bit about driving. Still wouldn't trust him driving me, though. Plus, Gotham is a city and most people prob walk cause of the traffic.
Could you imagine comming home from somewhere and turning on the radio to see why you're stuck, "we have reports that every road in gotham is shit again because of some second rate villian and batman. Those motherfuckers are the reason we have such high taxes. Just sell your car and move. Probably quicker to leave for metropolis than wait in this traffic.:
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jhdanes · 2 days
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MINI COMIC UPDATE FOR DC VAMPIRE WEEKEND 2024 DAY 1 (ALL PROMPTS) II Saturday, 11. May || 2024 A Earth-16 AU teaser where everyone was turned into a vampire by Bruce and set in my Au earth-16! Done for #dcvampweekend #dcvampireweekend2024 that is hosted by @dc-vampire-weekend on tumblr. I cheated a little and used all the prompts making all these mini comics (for day 1,2 and 3), but a lesson was learned to never fully render them the last week so the next ones are just gonna be made in flat colors. My hand is dying XD #batjokes #thebatman #thejoker #batmanxjoker #brucewayne #jackm’plier #occ #dc #alternateuniverse #comics #goodjoker #goodishjoker #vigilantes #comic #fancomic #minicomic #crossover #blade #marvel #iknowit’sadceventbutbaneneededtobethere #art #Fanart #digitalart #cartoon
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Dick: For training reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to show what you would do in this situation.
Jason, Tim, and Damien: Okay
Dick, running into the room: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Jason: Bold of you to assume I have money-
Tim: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die-
Damien: Bold of you to assume I can die-
Dick, extremely concerned: ummmm… are you guys okay?? Especially you Tim???
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bibibusinessman · 3 days
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nightwolf14292 · 3 days
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Possibly unpopular opinion, but I actually kinda love the Discowing look-
(ALSO REWORKING MY GACHA DESIGNS YAYAYAYAYAYA)
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cardboard-writer · 2 days
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