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celestialgalaxyglow · 2 hours
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Regulus: I want to remind you that not everybody hates you.
Sirius: 😃
Regulus: Just a lot of people do.
Sirius: 😠
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celestialgalaxyglow · 24 hours
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Barty: I think I should try to become the muggle prime minister.
Regulus: This country is doomed.
Evan: Well he'd be better than any current muggle politician.
Regulus: That is not a high bar.
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Kiyi: Azula!
Azula: Kiyi...
Kiyi: How are you?
Azula: I am well, how about you?
Kiyi: I made a flower crown.
Azula: ...
Kiyi: Don't you like it?
Azula: ...
A few hours later.
Zuko: I see Kiyi made you a flower crown.
Azula: I will feed you to Appa.
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Remus watching from afar: This is Regulus. Regulus loves his personal space.
Sirius appears and hugs Regulus.
Remus: This is Sirius, Sirius also loves Regulus' personal space.
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Regulus: In every group of friends there is the dumb one.
Evan: It's Barty.
Pandora: It's Barty.
Severus: It's Barty.
Barty: It's me!
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Walburga: Welcome to the hunger games!
Sirius: This is Thanksgiving!
Sirius slams his hands on the table.
Regulus: That is mahogany!
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Sirius: I don't think I can mansplain, gaslight, gatekeep, or girl boss our way out of this.
Regulus takes out his wand: Murder it is then.
Sirius takes out his wand: Right, let's do this.
James: No...
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Remus: Stop messing with my hands.
Sirius: Quit messing with my hair.
Remus: Well I did it first.
Regulus: Quit being gay, both problems solved.
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After a ministerial meeting
Azula (slightly reformed): Your Minister of Agriculture just lied to your face.
Zuko: I know.
Azula: Should I take care of him?
Zuko: Azula.
Azula: Fine! I won't kill him... how about banishment?
Zuko: Be studdle.
Azula smirks: He will be gone by the end of the day.
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Regulus: Get back to the floo network.
James and Sirius walking to the fireplace: It's still a mystery.
Stranger: Those guys are dorks.
Regulus: Yes, but they are my dorks.
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Barty: What in the fuch knuckles is this? 
Regulus: He’s my boyfriend, you intolerant chit.
Barty: Whooo! Pump the hate breaks, basilisk and friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially the golden boy of Gryffindor.
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James, Lily, and Regulus after reading a letter from Harry.
Regulus: So Harry is dating a boy from Slytherin.
Lily: And a red headed girl.
They both turn to look at James.
James: What? So he got his romantic side from me. Besides Draco and Ginny are nice kids, they'll make good additions to the family.
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Lily and Regulus stand up
Lily: Pretty boy with me I said. 
James looks around 
James: Oh, I’m pretty boy. 
Regulus slightly disappointed: Yes…
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James on a date with Lily and Regulus in Hogsmeade.
James: See something you like Lily?
Lily: Yes, this bracelet, but 10 galleons is a bit outside by budget.
James: I can get for you. 
Lily: No, that's too much money, I can't ask that of you. 
Regulus: Then I will get it for you. My family is 100 times richer than James’. 
Lily: No, guys it's fine. I'll just fine another bracelet.
James and Regulus: …
A few hours later.
Lily: So yeah Sev, I have a new bracelet.
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Lily: Isn't that my jersey?
Regulus looking down at his clothes: I do not think so.
James: No, its actually one of my quidditch jerseys.
Lily and Regulus: Shh.
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Sirius: Hey James, your top looks nice.
James: Thank you, got at...
Regulus: Thank you, Sirius, but I always look nice.
James: ...
Lily: 😆
Remus: 😑
Peter: 🫢
Barty and Evan: 🤣
Sirius: 🤢
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celestialgalaxyglow · 10 days
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This one can go both ways.
Sirius: Bich, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?
Regulus: You feelin’ froggy? Leap.
Sirius standing up: Okay, well, here I come.
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Regulus: Bich, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?
Sirius: You feelin’ froggy? Leap.
Regulus standing up: Okay, well, here I come.
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