Tumgik
#oswald cobblepot
evansdoodles · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
“In my defense,, I did try to warn you that we had company.”
Au in which Oswald is a Vampire living in a hunted mansion and Edward is a UNI student that had stumbled upon him randomly.
Ed proposes a deal to Oswald; he’ll let him feed off of his blood in exchange for occultish knowledge (he’s doing it more for his morbid curiosity tbh)
He ends up telling his Friend Selina about this, and of course she does not belive him and ‘wants to this with her own eyes’
Safe to say she saw enough.
314 notes · View notes
m0r11o · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
lets imagine they r happy for a sec
297 notes · View notes
mvrderbvnny · 17 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
y’know
132 notes · View notes
xilinjiangart · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
He’s kinda endearing in a grandpa way
101 notes · View notes
0swaldc · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
The gay and the lesbian alliance was so dangerous and powerful that Gotham writers had to break it off
82 notes · View notes
phemiec · 5 hours
Text
Edward, on his bed kicking his feet like a schoolgirl, doodling hearts that say ‘Mr. And Mr. Riddler-Penguin’ inside a trapper keeper: Oswald? Can’t stand him. A complete and utter bastard. Worst person i’ve ever met, bar none. 🥰😍🫦
Oswald, fuming, drunk, throwing darts at a picture of Edward covered in graffiti: Edward? He’s my favourite person on earth and the one true love of my life. I’d die for him. 😒🗡️🤮
78 notes · View notes
intricate-ritualz · 17 hours
Text
this photo captivated me
Tumblr media Tumblr media
93 notes · View notes
happy-use · 1 day
Text
121 notes · View notes
Text
128 notes · View notes
Text
She Os on my Wald till I Cobble in her Pot
41 notes · View notes
arabriddler · 28 days
Text
people with chronic pain will go “ why can’t I sleep well? Why am I crying for no reason? Why am I getting frustrated easily ?” Not yet realizing their pain got worse
3K notes · View notes
incorrectbatfam · 4 months
Text
Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham
Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 
Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 
Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 
Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.
Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 
Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 
Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 
5K notes · View notes
gender-luster · 2 years
Text
"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)
59K notes · View notes
tampire · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in
4K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
i feel like this is relevant to a lot of ships
15K notes · View notes
bruhseidon · 1 month
Text
Y/N, being captured by the Penguin: I’m full of truth juice! Don’t tell him nothin’, Red—
Penguin, pointing a gun at her: Shut up, kid! You’re lucky I don’t hit girls!
Y/N: Me neither… but for you I’d make an exception~ OHHHHHHH!
Jason, as Red Hood, tied up next to her: OHHH!
Penguin: Enough!
Y/N: ₒₕₕₕₕₕ…
1K notes · View notes