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The fact that the villains really like Tim Drake
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They 100% dare eachother to say more wild shit each time,
despite being older, dick and jason are 1000% the immature ones when it comes to bantering with villains.
like while they're all out fighting crime, Barbara's monitoring their progress, and on one side it's these young, high-pitched voices spouting sophisticated shit like, "while I do admire your unwavering consistency, it does beg the question: do you truly derive any semblance of pleasure from incessantly facing defeat at my hand?"
and then on the other hand, you just hear these two grown-ass men who are like, "FUCK YOU, BITCH, I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK AND THEN RUN OVER BY ANOTHER TRUCK, SUCK MY DICK YOU DUMBASS PRICK, ALSO GUESS WHAT ME AND YOUR MOTHER DID LAST NIGHT ?I?"
(they say if you're very quiet, you'll hear a sigh of disappointment from the shadows while this is happening)
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I love the idea of Brucie AND Batman having no cencept of money. He doesn’t understand that things cost too much money for some people sometimes.
Like Hal Jordan breaks his phone during a mission and he comes back to the watchtower like:
Hal: My phone broke :(
Batman: just buy a new one :|
Hal: with what money?
Batman: yours??
Hal: 🤏🕶🤨
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I love Jay with the autopsy scar, purely for angst, and vause i feel like he'd absolutely show it off
Anatomy study ft. Jason Todd
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I NEED A FIC
There are a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out about Batman's children via a series of circumstances leading to Nightwing joining the League (usually against Batman's will)
and I LOVE this trope, don't get me wrong, but I'd like to imagine a situation where it doesn't happen like that. I want a situation where Nightwing joins the League, but he and Batman play it off well enough that the JL doesn't put them together. They notice that they work well together, sure, and Batman seems to trust Nightwing easier than the other new members, but no one questions it because Nightwing is good.
And the JL reaches a point where it's been months or even years and they still don't know.
Until Nightwing gets hurt. They've seen him hurt before, but he gets hurt. Bleeding out, affected by fear toxin, whatever, the point is, he's in bad shape. And Nightwing - strong, crooked grin, happy facade - screams. He screams for his dad - a word that he never uses, but that doesn't matter now, because he's scared, and he's hurt, and he just wants to go home.
And nobody knows what to do. Every single League member very quickly realizes that they know nothing about this guy. Everyone wonders about Batman because he seems so mysterious, but Nightwing always seemed so open, and it's only in that moment that they realize they have no actual information on him.
But that only last for a split second, because, of course Batman reacts first. He runs to his side and starts to stabilize his injuries while assuring him in a voice that they've never heard before, a voice that is distinctly not his Batman growl, that he's right there and it's all going to be okay.
And Nightwing... well, he stops calling out for his father. And he doesn't stay in the watchtower infirmary after that. When they ask Batman where he took him, he just tells them home.
Nightwing's back a few months later, and that's when they start asking him if he's really Batman's kid, and he just smiles the same crooked grin and says, Of course. You didn't know?
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Tbh nobody could ever be as annoying as I am to myself, so they already get a free pass
At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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No cause. Like. Why not??? Even the trashcan in hotels not having a lid, like. Therr is legit no way anyone could ingesf a tampon and think, "food", even a pad. I'd be impressed if they ate that.
Do men see a cotton ball in a package and think it's a marshmallow? No. (I hope to god not)
So why would a tampon be different?
Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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I'd be honored if anyone asked me any questions, ngl
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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I love this
Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.
Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.
I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.
Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.
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Jason in the manor for movie night: How'd you convince B to let me in anyways? I thought I wouldn't get an invite till I dropped the real bullets.
Dick busy trying to wrangle Damian away from Tim and Titus away from the snacks: B is really bad at facing the words he throws around ya know? So I told him since it's my fault you died I should be responsible for bringing you home- Tim don't!!!
Jason: B said what!?!?
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Tumblr sharing the actually important information
remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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I mean. It's the Flash, who doesn't love him
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS BUILT THAT SOON INTO HIS CAREER CENTRAL CITY REALLY JUST WENT OFF HUH
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Gotham crime is bad, but not bad enough to warrant everyone but the justice league being there
If comics won't age up or kill their original character (Batman) then they need to stop adding characters to their cities like there are too many God damn Gotham vigantes, like it's a big city but at this point it's probably the size of mf new Jersey if all of them can be in the same area and not step on everyone's toes. Let's condense the batfam dear god please
Just make it: Bruce,Alfred,Dick,Babs,Jason,Cass,Tim,Steph,Duke, and Damian (honorary members are Selina, Talia [depending on the version] , and whoever the family is getting shipped w/)
Seriously, like I get it, new characters are fun and it's Batman but if there are more than 20 heros in a city than the elders need to be aging even if they are the cash cow.
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its so funny that every comment section of an untagged robin video on tiktok is just "which robin?" and people arguing who it actually is. i think this should be canon
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Nah cause I recently found out about the Kennedy curse. And holy shit. They're all fucked
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Hope still holds the greif that encapsulated her, but now she can bear the weight and carry it like a patch on her sleeve.
don't give up
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