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frownyalfred · 2 days

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like in all honesty how do you think superwonderbat would start?

Bruce is Bruce and working on some case. Clark is in love with Bruce and pining from afar. Diana notices and agrees with the general sentiment, but when she finds out he’s not going to do anything about his crush, she decides to take Bruce for a spin to prove 1) it’s not hard and 2) he’s more dtf than Clark’s somewhat prudish sensibilities believe. Diana fucks Bruce somewhere she knows Clark will overhear or see, and makes sure to show how badly he wants to let go for someone stronger than him. Clark anxiously pervs until Bruce sighs, noticing, and asks Diana what she’s playing at. Diana grins and manages to get Clark to come in. He watches them together and then flies away, embarrassed. Together, Diana and Bruce slowly coax him back into bed with them. They proceed to become the sexiest, most disastrous threesome/throuple ever. They fuck everywhere when Bruce can make time between cases and missions. The Justice League is never the same. Hal Jordan notices something is different about them but nobody believes him.

#asks #anon #stream of consciousness #sorry #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #Superman #Wonder Woman #wonderwoman #Diana prince #wonderbat #Superwonderbat

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fractualized · 1 day

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Not the pairing you don't like! That's boring. We've all seen how often people put up with Bruce's bullshit or enable him. Who gets pulled in by his sad blue eyes and finds their selfhood jeopardized?

#superbat #wonderbat #riddlebat #lanternbat #bruharv #twobats #batjokes #ghostbat #batcat #brutalia #bruce wayne #batman #tumblr poll

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wondersinwaynemanor · 3 months

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Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.

Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.

Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.

Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.

Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.

Jason: How about -

Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.

Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.

Bruce: Diana will be there.

Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.

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at the gala

Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.

Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.

#please jason you're such a fanboy #my mind is back at this again #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily #batdad #wondermom #yes this tag #bruce wayne #jason todd #diana prince #batman #wonder woman #wonderbat #dc comics

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soupinaboot · 3 months

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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

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atomicowboy · 1 month

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redraw based off this post :) i love them

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dimaiv-nov · 9 months

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averagely sized vigilante man from gotham/averagely sized themyscirian warrior princess mwah

#batman #wonder woman #dc #wonderbat #dc trinity #dc comics #dima ivanov

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sisaloofafump · 1 year

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The moment he takes off the cowl he’s a normal guy, but until then…

#this has been in my head for AGES #he’s just the size needed for any given scenario #batman #batblob #bruce wayne #batfam #I’m not tagging all of them #the flash #Wonder Woman #superman #Clark Kent #superbat #wonderbat #and offscreen is Selina Kyle :)#my art #dc comics

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unfashionably-late-comics · 1 year

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Bruce's google search history later that night: "What do you do when you realize all your coworkers are demi-gods and gorgeous?"

I headcanon that Bruce doesn't think about romantic relationships on his own so when he's called out, he's frightfully underprepared and has NO idea how to respond. This is in contrast to him being prepared with 18 contingency plans for an uprising of unconfirmed mole people.

#bruce wayne #clark kent #diana prince #dc trinity #justice league #superbat #wonderbat #superwonderbat #batman #superman #wonder woman #dc animation #dc comics #dc #my art #fan comic #lgbtq #tim drake

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yeesa · 3 months

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Am I blue?

#dc comics #dc #my art #please don’t repost #batman #bruce wayne #justice league the animated series #justice league #justice leauge unlimited #jlu #dc fanart #dcau #dc animated universe #wonder woman #diana prince #this little piggy #dc universe #wonderbat

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brucediana · 2 years

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Wonderbat by Artcraawl

#comics #fan art #wonderbat #batman #bruce wayne #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira

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dailydccomics · 3 months

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this was a very sweet issue with Diana and Clark figuring out what to get Bruce for his birthday oh my ♡ Wonder Woman #7 by Tom King and Guillem March

#superwonderbat #diana prince #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc comics #tuesday spoilers #wonder woman #superman #batman #diana of themyscira #dc #kal el #guillem march #trinity #comics #wonderbat #superbat #oh cool what if i just started sobbing

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morgangalaxy43 · 9 months

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Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between

#bruce wayne #batman #batjokes #batcat #superbat #batstantine #brutalia #wonderbat #superwonderbat #riddlebat #batquinn #bruharvey #ghostbat #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month

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like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?