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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Bruce: What did you do at school?

Damian: Built a catapult.

Bruce: For a class, right?

Damian:

Bruce: Right?

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ahfrickenfrick · 21 hours

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jason: can you take those yellow glasses off so i can see your big beautiful eyes

roy *concussed*: take that helmet off and give the world a look at that forehead

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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More quotes from my day but as Lego Batman incorrect quotes:

Lego Joker: Me? Evilly scheming an evil scheme in my evil scheme room for evil scheming of evil schemes that I evil scheme in the evil scheme room for evil schemes? I would never scheme of it.

Lego Batman: Fucking liar.

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incorrectgothamcity · 3 days

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Jason: The Ocean is a soup. Batmom: Batmom: Do elaborate. Jason: What are needed for something to be a soup? Batmom: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Jason: *Tilts head* Batmom: The Ocean is a Soup. Jason: The Ocean is a Soup.

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 2 days

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Batfam Headcanon #1

Jason is a Kesha stan and once the rest of the family had to listen in on his comm as he raided a Two Face warehouse while blasting "Tik-Tok" on repeat

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alittlerightalittlewrong · 2 days

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Jason: Two-Face, did you fuck my dad?

Harvey: Which one?

Jason:

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galaxymagitech · 20 days

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Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 3 months

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Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.

Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.

Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.

Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.

Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.

Jason: How about -

Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.

Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.

Bruce: Diana will be there.

Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.

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at the gala

Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.

Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.

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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months

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AU that the batkids are all serious and bat-like ONLY WHEN BATMAN ISN’T AROUND

Like when they’re on their own team/out of Gotham? Most respected, calm and serious person there. They have a plan and it will work. “Oh yeah I memorized all the exits and people here the second I entered, you didn’t?” That’s them.

But in Gotham w/ Batman? Pranks galore and singing on patrol, they forget to sleep and forget to eat. When Batman tells them their gonna have a longer patrol they all sigh and complain while trying to give other siblings their work in exchange for doing that sibling’s chore.

But nobody knows that they act like that!! Batman would say something like

“Gosh my kids blew something up I have to go,”

AND EVERYONE WHOSE EVER MET THEM IS ALL CONFUSED LIKE “BUT THEIR A BAT?!?! HUH??!”

and Batman would respond

“Oh yeah you know them, always doing something their not supposed to”

JL: “NO?!”

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incorrectbatfam · 7 hours

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Damian: *carrying Alfred the cat out of the room*

Alfred the cat: *purrs*

Damian: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.

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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days

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bart: can you tell what the problem is?

tim: you see that hole there?

bart: yeah??

tim: that’s where the engine is supposed to be

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batfamgalore · 20 days

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*Dick is Batman but he’s gone missing and they’re trying not to assume the worst but Damian is already trying to pick out the next Batman*

Tim: He’s not dead, Damian.

Damian: Well, not yet.

*glares*

Damian: Hopefully, he won’t, you know, die, but if he does, the show must go on.

Damian: Isn’t that right, Jason?

Jason: You terrify me.

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incorrectgothamcity · 21 hours

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Cass: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! Batmom: What are you talking about? Of course— Damian, holding out a hand to shut Batmom up: No, no, they have a point—

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vivianthepigeon · 7 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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arrowmaker15 · 6 months

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(Red Hood and Red Robin sitting on a rooftop while on patrol)

*silence*

Red Hood: Wanna fake a fight to make B think I'm turning back into a supervillain?

Red Robin: Oh, definitely.

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unidentifiedgothamite · 19 days

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duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

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