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ryemiffie · 22 minutes

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

-Jason and Bruce engaged in an intense staring contest-

Bruce, before storming out of the room: Fine, I see how it is.

Duke: What was that? What just happened?

Jason: I don't know, I think he's going through something, like mentally.

Duke: Oh, should we do something?

Jason: You mean like throwing a chair at him?

Duke: What?! No?! Why would I have meant that??

Jason: Cause it's funny.

Duke: I meant like something to show we care about him!

Jason: Oh, so killing Superman?

Duke: No! We are not killing superman!

Jason: You're right, Bruce would be jealous if we were the ones who got to kill him.

Duke: That is not why you should be refraining from killing Superman!

Jason: Than why should I?

Duke: Cause it's, I don't know, against the law??

Jason: So is being a vigilante.

Duke: ....

Jason: Ayy?

Duke: You're right, let's go kill Superman to show how good we are at being loving sons.

Jason: Yes!

Dick: No.

Jason: Damn it!

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ryemiffie · 1 day

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"And God said, I gifted you a piece of my soul, and the Devil replied, you gifted me hunger"

Bruh this fucking quote, this story is gonne be the death of me lol

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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| Dami & Puss | Damian Wayne

Just needed a warm up

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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Idr if I posted this fLeo but I'm posting him again bc shapes

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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So glad Applejack was able to get a tasty snack, she deserves it after all that hard work.

Genuinely this made me laugh so hard, thank you for that

Do any of y'all ever look at fanart of Applejack from My Little Pony and see the little cut out in her farmers hat and think, "wow I can't believe she bit that big of a chunk outta her hat" before releasing that's just the design of the hat? Cause I just did.

#mmm delish hat #great art #very amusing art #mlp #applejack mlp #reblog #my new favourite thing is definitely applejack saying yummie as she munches on a hat #applejack

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day but as Lego Batman incorrect quotes:

Lego Joker: Me? Evilly scheming an evil scheme in my evil scheme room for evil scheming of evil schemes that I evil scheme in the evil scheme room for evil schemes? I would never scheme of it.

Lego Batman: Fucking liar.

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Bruce: ...are you covered in ten gallons of pink gloss nail polish?

Dick: ...

Bruce: ...

Dick: ..no

Bruce: I really want to believe you.

Dick, sighing: ...me too

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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Do any of y'all ever look at fanart of Applejack from My Little Pony and see the little cut out in her farmers hat and think, "wow I can't believe she bit that big of a chunk outta her hat" before releasing that's just the design of the hat? Cause I just did.

#mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #applejack #mlp applejack #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp g4 #my litte pony friendship is magic #applejack mlp #mlp friendship is magic #friendship is magic #mlp fanart

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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the worsties ever

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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love love love the idea of jason bullying his siblings into taking care of themselves.

for example.

taking the wheels off of babs wheelchair when she won’t rest. (he comes back not too long after to put them back on don’t worry)

guilt tripping dick into deal with his panic attack instead of ignoring it. (you want me to call alfred and tell him? he’ll have to walk all the way up the stairs to get to you)

changing cass’s music every time she changes it back until eventually she talks about what bothering her. (they have google nests and he’ll just say hey google play the coco melon theme)

throwing food bars at tim’s head until he finally gets annoyed and eats one. (he can actually ignore it for a lot longer than you think)

reading the side affects of her birth control in an old english accent until steph gets up and takes pain killers and gets a heat pack instead of bed rotting. (he has no idea what most of the side affects are)

teasing duke until he actually lets out the anger he’s been holding in. (he’ll just straight up roast him)

steals and hides all of damian’s sharp objects until the kid talks about why he’s been all doom and gloom. (he drives him to and from school the next day to scare of the bullies)

anyways reblogs are appreciated

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: I'm terrified everyone around me is going to die and I'll be left alone with my own mind for eternity.

Jason: ...

Dick: ...

Damian: ...

Jason: I died once!

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ryemiffie · 3 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Dick: So I was thinking recently, which was a new experience for me-

Tim completely unprompted: we should kill god.

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ryemiffie · 5 days

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More quotes from my day as more superbat incorrect quotes:

Bruce: To say I would move heaven and earth for you would not be a just testament to the love my heart harbours for you, for I would tear the realms apart and meticulously recreate the universe in your image if it meant to please you.

Clark: Babe, I literally just wanted to know if it would be chill if I took the last fry, all that was not necessary.

Bruce: Oh. No, I wanted the last fry.

Clark:

Bruce:

Clark: Duel you for it?

Bruce: Sure, I'm gonna win though.

Clark: No you're not.

Bruce: Yes I am.

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ryemiffie · 7 days

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More quotes from my day as batbros incorrect quotes:

Jason: I am not evil.

Jason: -proceeds to stare menacingly at Tim for a full 7 minutes-

Tim, feeling very singled out in a room full of people: ??

Jason: I rest my case.

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ryemiffie · 11 days

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Batman needs a robin to help him remember how much property damage costs, whether it's around the manor or around the city the robins' recklessness will continue to drain Bruce's accounts just for repairs

“Batman needs a Robin so he stays hopeful” actually Batman needs a Robin so he remembers to eat, shower and talk out loud during six day Riddler case benders.

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ryemiffie · 12 days

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Bruh still rewatching hazbin right now (it takes me so long to finish shows lol) and that Vox hate is stewing

#vox pisses me off an unnecessary amount #vox the tv headed bitch #hate that guy #dumbass tv man #vox? more like I fucking hate that guy #dumb dumb idiot #vox

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