Batboys : Traits they wouldn’t tolerate and traits they’d be attracted to
TW: some curse words here and there
Batboys x so!reader request here
- Traits they would not tolerate :
Dick Grayson
I think a trait he would absolutely despise is dishonesty cause like come on you NEED honesty in a relationship
Being aggressive is another trait cause he’s not Jason you know
One that’s similar to dishonesty but worse -> disloyalty
Jason Todd
Greedy. Man will be like cherish what you have you little bitch
LAZY. God this man would dump your ass immediately cause have you seen what he does EVERYDAY?
Self-centred!! Don’t be a pick me bestie
Tim Drake
I have a strong feeling he would also hate it if you were self-centred cause have you met Tim??
Vulgar. I think you’ll just scare this poor little bat away
Surly. Don’t act like a bitch now bestie
Damian Wayne
Slovenly. He gets it you’re your own person but tidy up once in a while yeah?
Selfish. Come one girly it doesn’t hurt to care about others every now and then
Impulsive. you have your brain for a reason love, use it
- Traits they would be attracted to :
Dick Grayson
CHARISMATIC. I mean he is too, you’d be a great match!
Confident. He is a confident fucker, imagine you and him, both confident fuckers. Again great match!
C O N G E N I A L . You’d be the exact same persons, he finds it hot.
Jason Todd
Accepting. Jason is still insecure about himself, so the fact that you accept him as he is means the world to him.
Insightful. Showing him that you have a deep understanding of what he’s telling you warms his heart.
Exuberant. He’s not, like at all but it makes him happy seeing you all excited about something.
Tim Drake
Calm. He’s a quiet human being, so you being a calm person as well makes him happy.
Driven. Oh he loves that. He works like a dog day and night, so you being the same as him is amazing.
Understanding. Makes him feel appreciated, something that Bruce is not doing (cough cough).
Damian Wayne
Tolerant. Cause let’s be honest, he does not tolerate a single person.
Intelligent. He believes he is a very intelligent person, so you and him would thrive.
Competent. Oh yea Damian loves a smart and successful person.
[I loved this so much. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST ANON!]
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okay, i have the time to spare — well, no, i don't, i have a final paper due in a few days that i haven't even started yet but it's fine, i'll be fine, this is part of my process, let's continue with our stupid DCEU binge, so, next up is The Flash, so this is technically homework for it, but i've been meaning to get these movies off of my watchlist forever. i'm not fucking watching Adam West Batman for homework, it deserves better than that, you can't make me, i'm also not devoting that much time for a fucking Flash movie that i'm going to hate probably (i don't really know much about it, but just based off what everybody else said and how i already think it's spiritually and morally corrupt for doing what it does to dead people, but also Christina Hodson wrote it, and she has written the best DC movie — second place goes to Matt Reeves' The Batman — so it might be good? we'll see soon enough) so, this is what you get.
now seated for Tim Burton's Batman (1989). i'm looking forward to seeing if this is Planet of the Apes Burton or Corpse Bride Burton, Alice in Wonderland Burton or Sleepy Hollow Burton. it says this won an Oscar, but a lot of terrible movies have won Oscars, awards are not what you people think, but let's not get into that today. anyway, i don't really know anything about this movie, like at all other than who plays the Batman so? hopefully it's at least interesting. i have seen like one scene from these old movies with Riddler in some grey building or something at some point on TV? i don't remember which movie it is, don't know if it's this one or the sequels. that's all i really know.
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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
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alright, let's do the next bit of homework for The Flash. now seated for Batman Returns (1992). here's to hoping this is not as bad as the last one, and that at least it's better paced and doesn't feel like it's 15 years long.
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