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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 3 days

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*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne

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frownyalfred · 2 days

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Nightwing is objectively terrifying on his own, but the fact that he has escrima sticks that can electrocute you? Like, escrima sticks Bruce probably rigged with the power of a small planet because he doesn’t know how to express parental affection? And Nightwing is just slinging those around with a big, dopey smile?

The sound of those lighting up must be dread-inducing.

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #nightwing #dick grayson #dc comics

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lizardpersonyknow · 3 days

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Tim drake but he has a completely unexplainable beef with one of the lesser Gotham rogues. I'm thinking like kite man or something. Where anyone who sees him fight them feels the need to pull him aside because it sounds like he is deliberately digging in to deeply personal traumas of that villain to hurt them. He regularly makes this rogue cry. He only ever says "they know what they did". Asking the rogue? "I know what I did :(". And yet, the rogue still makes specific effort to trap him.

Years later it comes out that he and this rogue thought it was funny watching the batfam and Gotham's collective concern and confusion. I headcanon that every Gotham rogue has been to at least one summer camp for theatre. The rogue can cry on command. It's literally just a bit.

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ky-landfill · 3 days

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#batman #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #now serving: angst #colouring wip #sorry D...

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dragonpyre · 2 days

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Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

#bruce rocks back up in gotham with a baby damian and immediately starts his crusade as batman #or maybe he rocks back up #takes in Duke after the first major villain attack #and then a few months later damian gets dropped off #then so on and so forth #until 12 year old dick grayson performs in Gotham with his parents at Haly's Circus #aka Bruce Wayne just has a lot of essentially toddlers #in my mind it's battinson which makes this even more funny #dc #text post #reverse robins #batkids #batfamily #batfam #batdad #bruce wayne

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kittykatninja321 · 2 days

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I’ve recently come around on “Jason’s death is big in true crime community” aus. I hope Bruce is the main suspect and I hope that there’s a small but very loud and annoying group of white women in their 30s who are trying to gather enough evidence to send him to jail I hope the true crime girlies are on his ass!!

#He deserves more flak for Jason’s death the social worker wasn’t enough #Jason Todd #Dc #Bruce Wayne

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florisa6s · 23 hours

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a idea- mainly Bruce

I like the idea of Bruce being really weird and random at the most surprising times just to mess with people and Damian, Dick and every other kid sadly got that trait too.

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Damian: as a child of divorce-

Talia: me and my beloved is not divorced.

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Clark: Bruce why didn't you say anything about them?!

Bruce: What they look at me first it's not my fault I'm a snack

Clark: Bruce you have kids.

Bruce: A Dilf snack

Clark: No!

Bruce: Listen as the hottest one here-

Hal: What you not that hot-

Bruce: AS THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS SNACK HERE!

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I swear all his kids got this trait from him, they watched and learned from the best so they all do it too

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Jason: one time I got stuck in a hole for months

Roy: A hole why'd you get stuck-

Jason: I kinda like....died so yeah kinda got stuck in a hole for months I'm lucky they didn't cremate me.

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Dick: if Damian ever had a date I'd kill them

Wally: Dick you can't just kill someone because-

Dick: if anyone lays a hand on my baby brother they are dead.

Wally: I thought bats don't-

Dick: I'm not a bat I'm a big brother first.

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Tim: why did my camera break? It lasted two years falling off fire escapes and getting shot at but it died when I knocked it off my desk...why did it have to leave me in this cold cold world...

Steph: are you sure he was only supposed to take 2 pills?

Cass: *shrugs*

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#dc prompt #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #roy harper #wally west #clark kent #hal jordan

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elkscreams · 2 days

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Close calls lead to new friends 😯

#myart #my art #batman #batman fanart #batman and robin #bruce wayne #tim drake #batfamily #batdad #batfam #I gave tim a special interest in rollie pollies because I can do what I want #bruce is stressed but happy that tim is happy

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ashoss · 1 day

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hiya! i forgor if you still do requests but uh if it’s not too much trouble could do you like the batfam watching bruce just sit in a chair in front of the jason memorial for like hours in end

tbh this prompt has been sitting rent free in my head ever since i saw it

#do you think jason hates that bruce grieves his death #because after all jason is alive. hes right here #but bruce still thinks of the dead boy he had to carry out of that warehouse in ethiopia #because even though jason is alive hes not the same boy anymore.#uhm anyway sorry i havent done reqs in a while :3 #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #robin #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #dc fanart #dc comics #batfam #ash's doodlings

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webshood · 2 days

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Jason with his gay dads (it's take ur kid to work day) /j

#jason todd #red hood #dc comics #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #superbat

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 2 days

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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?

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frownyalfred · 2 days

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Random JL members: wow, Batman is so hard on those kids. I bet he’s super cold and stoic at home and never tells them he loves them.

Bruce one day in the Cave: alright I’ve upgraded everyone’s suits to ensure they’re suitable for space and high altitude combat. please don’t go into space, it gives Alfred heart palpitations. also I added deep space GPS trackers in multiple places on each suit, so if you try to remove them — good luck.

#you’ll never find them alll mwahahaha #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #thoughts

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spicy-apple-pie · 1 day

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neuro-psyche · 2 days

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-