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regulusblock · 2 days
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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
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dimple - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 159
“Out late, Reg?”
Pandora Rosier’s innocent voice made Regulus jump a foot, as he had been quite sure nobody was in the Slytherin Common Room at one  a.m., especially Pandora, who was in Ravenclaw.
“Obviously,” he grumbled, staring at her nervously. She doesn’t know anything, he reminded himself. Just act normal. She can’t tell..
“Up to trouble?” she asked cheerily, raising her eyebrows and smiling so wide her dimples showed.
“Couldn’t sleep,” he answered simply, deciding simple was better. “Went for a walk.”
They stared at each other for a bit before Pandora shrugged. “Well, I hope you sleep now!” 
Letting out a sigh of relief, he turned to the hallway that led to the dorms. It was only as he was about to disappear around the corner that he heard Pandora yell, “Tell James Potter I hope he sleeps well too!”
And James, who was in his Invisibility Cloak, ran right into him, as he froze in shock.
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jamespotterbbg · 1 day
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thinking about when regulus first saw peter at the death eater meeting and he just went numb. there was nothing he could do, no warnings he could give, his brother would never believe him anyway.
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If regulus was a student in a modern au, he'd be a big perfectionist and people pleaser. He'd never have real friends, others would only use him, and if he did make a friend, they always end up leaving because he doesn't always talk/he's too complicated. He stopped trying to act nice to everyone and just went on in his life alone.
Until a particular idiot decided that he could figure him out.
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ezratheunknown · 2 days
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Just thinking of Regulus Black who was only 17 when he died.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who drowned alone in a cave.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who never had a chance to grow.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who never got over his prejudice because he never got the chance to.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who never got a childhood.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who never got to be anything but a brainwashed Death Eater with no support.
Just thinking of Regulus Black who never turned 18.
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isabel-lillah · 2 days
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The one thing both the friend groups have in common is how much the members of the groups take care of each other.
In the dungeons, Barty, Evan and Regulus loudly express their hate for abusive parents.
The same thing is going on in the Gryffindor tower.
At the Gryffindor table, James is pushing food onto Sirius's and Remus's plate.
At the other end of the hall, Pandora is doing the same for Reg.
While Regulus helps Dorcas with homework, Remus is doing the same for Peter.
While Evan, Barty and Pandora go to quidditch matches to support Regulus and Dorcas, you can find Remus and Peter cheering on James and Sirius.
Yes, the friend groups are different, but they are both a kind of found family without which most of the members would have gone crazy.
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eightates · 9 hours
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I did not drown, Sirius. I burned, rose from the ashes just as you taught me to
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stars4sole · 1 day
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harry potter is the sacrificial lamb, regulus is a lamp to the slaughter
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not-rab · 5 months
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Regulus: Don’t fucking tell me what to do
James: I-
Regulus: But also could you write down what you want me to do in chronological order with more detail than you think is necessary?
James:
Regulus: Please
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nixnight1 · 7 days
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Platonic moonwater when they fight
(with that one scene from the big bang theory)
Remus: Well, Regulus, make a wish and blow out your candles
Regulus: *thinks for a second and blows*
Remus: *is fast to block one candle and the fire of that one doesn't die* oops, missed one. Now your dreams won't come true
Regulus:...
Regulus: Lucky for you 'couse I wished you were dead
Sirius: I can't believe you two!
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regulusblock · 2 days
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Regulus: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Barty: [crouches down]
Evan: [gets on knees]
Regulus:
Regulus: I hope you both end up in hell!
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paint - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 210
“I swear, I’m going to file a complaint for unfair child labor,” Sirius griped, stretching his arms as he and James walked away from the dungeons, having just polished every cauldron in the Potions Classroom for detention.
“Careful,” James warned, rolling his eyes. “Don’t let Slughorn hear you complaining again, or he’ll make us do them all over.”
“Merlin, if he does, I’ll-”
But Sirius was interrupted by James, who spotted Regulus walking in their direction. “Hi, Reggie!” he called loudly, a smile breaking over his tired face.
“Prat,” Sirius grumbled, but James ignored him.
“Potter,” Regulus greeted as he approached, his face blank. “Are you aware you have paint on your face?”
“Oh, it’s polish. It-it-” But James was cut off by his explanation, as Regulus, smirking and stepping forward, reached up to James’s cheek, holding his eye contact, and slowly wiped the polish away. As he did, he leaned extremely close, their chests inches away from each other.
“Bye, Potter,” Regulus said softly, stepping back and throwing him a mischievous grin before sauntering away.
It was only after both James and Sirius stared after him for a few seconds that Sirius broke the silence. “What the fuck was that?” Sirius asked, his eyes huge and his face disgusted.
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jamespotterbbg · 3 days
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no bc regulus and pandora would walk around as if they were just two little booknerds while wearing ralph lauren and dior perfume/cologne with chanel bags
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gottabewolfstar · 2 months
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Reggie's safe place is James' house 🤍
(this is the first time I've done a scenario this complicated, I wanted to get out of my comfort zone a little, and well, it was fun)
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florsial · 6 months
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think think think
Regulus sneaks off to the Potters to give Sirius a secret Christmas gift and gets caught by Sirius and James who convince him to stay a bit longer, and every time Regulus is like, "I have to go" and Sirius is like, "It's Christmas Reg, cmon just a little longer, you can say that I dragged you here against your will or whatever, just stay a little for a bit longer." And Regulus, being loki helpless against his older brother, just agrees. And he begins to bond with everyone.
Eventually, Regulus accidentally stays the rest of the day and when he gets ready to finally leave, Effie is like, "Would you like to stay the night? It's quite late" and Monty just straight up says, "Would you like to stay forever?"
And that's how Regulus ran away. (Accidentally)
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falsekingfrancis · 1 year
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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
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