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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 20 hours

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Arthur: Be myself? Leon, I have one night to win over Hunith. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Lancelot: Couple weeks.

Elyan: Six months.

Gwaine: Jury’s still out.

Arthur: See, Leon? ‘Be myself’ what kind of garbage advice is that? First impressions are everything and I’m not Merlin!

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Bonus! Meanwhile, riding back to Camelot from Ealdor:

Merlin: I know you’re already planning on asking him to call you mum, but give it at least an hour after dinner. Just so it’s not too rushed or anything.

Hunith: Merlin, I’ve already met him. I knew you’d be wonderful together ten years before you did. And when it took you this long to confess, I don’t think rushing is something you’ll ever have to worry about.

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cyber-streak-2 · 20 hours

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Wheeljack: So now I'm supposed to do anything that Optimus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Ratchet: If Optimus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry.

Ratchet: So yes, if you see Optimus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #Wheeljack #Optimus Prime #Ratchet #TFP #Transformers Prime #Thanks for the submission :)

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incorrectbatfam · 15 days

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Stephanie: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?

Duke: Two thousand four hundred and thirty-seven dollars.

Stephanie: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?

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chaoticace2005 · 2 months

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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!

Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

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incorrectskywalkers · 11 months

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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #disaster lineage #source: brooklyn nine nine #aka my comfort show i watch perhaps a little too much

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 22 days

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Colin: Talk to Penelope, that’s what friends do.

Eloise: Nope. I’m going to wait until I am on my deathbed, get in the last word, and die immediately.

Colin: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Eloise: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 72 arguments I am going to win that way.

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is-there-an-echo-in-here · 1 year

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#commander cody is captain holt #the clone wars #captain rex #commander cody #star wars #tcw #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

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waltermis · 2 months

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Office

*Natasha walking pass Y/N*

Natasha: Hey Y/N, will you join me in Fury's office for a second?

Y/N *following Natasha*: Ohhh, private rendezvous huh? This whole 'trying to make a baby' thing has got you super freaky girl-

*Entering the office*

Y/N: Heeeyyy FuRY! *clears throat* What's up dude...!!

Fury: ...

Natasha: What did you think was happening??

Fury: She clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here...

Y/N: WHAt?! Inappropes much, Nick? *awkward chuckle*

Natasha: ...😏😏

Fury: Hey! Stop thinking of ideas!!

Natasha:

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 8 months

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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?

Anakin: Have you never met a human before?

Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?

Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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sunflowersloth · 1 year

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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.

ajax: why are you telling me this??

wednesday: because no one will believe you.

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waterfire1848 · 2 years

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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]

Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?

Jason: I conjured him.

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 3 days

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Merlin, after doing something stupid, surrounded by glowing magic butterflies: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Merlin, imitating Gaius: Merlin! Are you using magic again?

Gaius: Merlin! Are you using magic again?

Merlin: … I summoned him.

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 8 months

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incorrectbatfam · 9 months

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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.

Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.

Jason: Crime, crime.

Dick: Gotham, Gotham.

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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months

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Steve: Hey, Robin, do you know my blood type?

Robin: Yeah, it's B positive.

Steve: Okay, I guessed wrong.

Steve, to his nurse: Excuse me, ma'am –

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #source: brooklyn nine nine

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textsfromthetva · 3 months

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Loki / Brooklyn Nine-Nine [29/?]

#is he even lying??#loki #mobius m. mobius #hunter b 15 #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #source: brooklyn nine nine

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