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gothamundernightlight · 2 days

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*after a Justice League meeting

Clark: Bruce, I need you to work on maintaining professional behavior towards Green Lantern.

Bruce: I didn’t even say anything. What are you talking about?

Clark: The whole time Hal was talking today, you may have been keeping your mouth shut, but your face still provided the subtitles.

Bruce: …

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doodlydoodlies · 2 days

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Engineer on his day off

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sh1-n0bu · 20 days

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incorrect hsr quotes #3

[name], panicking, recording a video: SO I’M RUNNING FROM THE CLOUD KNIGHTS!! BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ’ I DID IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!!

luofu residents: watching on intrigued as a whole battalion of cloud knights chase after some poor mortal

[name]: APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THEIR GENERAL!

luofu residents: GASP! they did not-

[name]: I WAS JUST TRYNNA GET EQUAL PAY N SHIT!

meanwhile, jing yuan back at his home, covered in bites, hickies and what-nots: :33

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prokopetz · 4 months

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Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.

#media #movies #literature #frankenstein #mary shelley #robert de nero #incorrect quotations #misattribution #swearing

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ryemiffie · 2 months

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Bat bros incorrect quotes based on my buddy's hate for the abbreviation of super to supes cause he gets confused and thinks people are saying soup:

Jason: Hey, Bruce wanted me to let you know we'll be hanging out with the supes later so make sure you're ready to go.

Dick: The soups?

Jason: Yeah, the supes.

Dick: we're going to hang out with the soups?

Jason: Yeah?? Just make sure you're dressed or Bruce is gonna throw a fit.

Dick: ??

Dick: What should I dress for? i mean, what kinds of soups will we be hanging out with?

Jason: ??

Jason: I don't know?? The original ones??

Dick: The original soups?

Jason: Yes?? The original supes, I guess that's what you could call them.

Dick: Okay. Should I bring a spoon or something?

Jason: A spoon?? For what?

Dick: For the soups!

Jason: Why would they need a-

Jason:

Dick: ??

Jason: Really bro?! You've been Bruce Wayne's son for way too long.

Dick: What do you mean??

Jason, walking away: Privileged ass.

Dick: What did I say??!

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my-castles-crumbling · 27 days

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James, jumping off a bench and doing a weird skip: I’m built different.

Regulus: Like…incorrectly?

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 13 days

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Nico: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Will: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Nico: I said within reason, Will. How about I murder that guy? Will: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Nico: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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blingblong55 · 7 months

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Fortune tell+Fur= luck? -141

Ghost: tell 'em what you got last week

R/N: I got a fortune cookie and it said that in six days time it would be my lucky day

Soap: Which is today...

R/N: Yes, today is my lucky day

Ghost: and what have you just found out, love? Tell 'em, go on

R/N:My hamster died

Soap and Gaz cover their faces with the pillows of the sofa

Price: what a waste of fur

R/N: *sobs*

Ghost: bloody hell Price, I just got them to stop crying!

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f1incorrectquotess · 1 month

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Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

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hiseyebrowsaregone · 4 months

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Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

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gothamundernightlight · 12 hours

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Tim texting Damian

Tim: Good morning Demon spawn

Tim: On a scale of overwhelmed to ready to be the star of a true crime podcast, what is your sanity level this morning?

Damian: Closer to true crime than Father is comfortable with.

Tim: Okay, in that case…Titus absolutely didn’t get in the fridge and ruin his diet today.

Damian: TITUS DID WHAT?

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doodlydoodlies · 2 days

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Image: Texan's Toaster from Steam Community Workshop

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molt3ngold · 2 months

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#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #Roman roy #succession #kieran culkin

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sh1-n0bu · 17 days

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incorrect hsr quotes #4

[name], absolutely done with a certain stellaron hunter’s ass: IS YOUR DICK BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ACT THE WAY YOU DO?!

blade, said annoyance in [name]’s ass: yes

[name]: lol, nah it ain’t. lemme check

blade: come into your DMs

[name]: …

[name]: he can keep acting the way he do

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fanby-fckry · 7 months

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Modern AU

Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?

Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?

Alastor: Maybe! :)

Husk: Why? Why would we get married?

Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)

Husk:

Husk: Ok, deal.

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ryemiffie · 2 months

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More quotes from my day as Batman incorrect quotes:

Dick: screw 'spill the tea' I'm gonna need you to pour me some of that hot goss' sauce.

Damian: You know what, just for that I'm not telling you what happened.

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