☎️Hello, Hello?☎️

🍕Lyrics from: ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Song,” - SayMaxWell 🍕

I DID IT

тряпка и тряпка

кринжанул? кринжанул, а большего мне и не надо.

помолимся

i am a man of my word. PHONE GUY BE UPON YE (rambling about him under the cut)

i havent talked about him much like at all, so quick infodump on him!!

he's around his early 30's in the fredbear's era, a very loyal employee who keeps working for fazbear entertainment despite the Rather Dismal Pay and Safety Regulations. he's present at the fnaf 1 and 2 locations, and the big scar over his eye is because he got attacked by foxy (his favorite animatronic :pensive:) but he lived!! (lost vision in that eye, however). he's well liked by henry for his dedication and william likes him because he's obedient and doesn't complain much even when overworked LMFAO. but hey at least they pay him... a bit more than the other employees! wow!

he kinda seems a bit shy from a first glance. he doesn't like confrontation and he's self-conscious about the scar on his face, people tend to give him weird looks because of it (he hated being stared at). despite all this he still tries to be friendly and helpful, never really outright rude to anyone. he's logical and likes to think things through before doing them, hates having his schedule thrown off, but he's a diligent worker and very good at planning. he's kinda lonely? he doesn't have many people in his life, his family lives far away (though they still maintain contact over the phone), and he's a closeted gay man and hasn't been able to find anyone to settle down with.

unfortunately for him, the closest people in his life happen to be his bosses and his coworkers, so he feels pretty guilty about the idea of leaving the company - especially when they're so short-staffed anyways. he's also not very rich, and the job isn't really that bad... right? /rhetorical

Jeremy Fitzgerald and Jeremy the MCI kid. Discuss.

They both hung out at the pizzeria after school, fitzgerald never really found out what happend to him

Can we talk about how the iconic Mr. Lillard went out of his way to have the same cadence Scott Cawthon does as Phone Guy when he's pretending to be the counselor? The pauses and "uhhhh"s were so perfect like I immediately understood what he was going for. Amazing.

Something something time is a flat circle

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[Thanos meme. Part one: image of Thanos leaning and looking up from Endgame saying: “You could not live with your own failure

Part two: same image of Thanos now looking down, labeled as ‘Phone guy is Purple guy’ saying: “Where did that bring you? Back to me. End.]

spangle practice. it’s been a while.

(mark is phone guy)

the disease

Some FNAF stickers I made for a FNAF themed booth I'm a part of at school for a club fair!!!

phone guy with no phone?!

"the nightguard"

Old DSAF artdump that u probably saw on pinterest yayyy (I have no other content)

Ultimate Custom Night

Phone propaganda am I right