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chiropteracupola · 6 months
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miss pauling shirt begets miss pauling situations (everything is going to hell in a handbasket) but also miss pauling solutions (coolheaded conviction in the face of absolute clownery nonsense)
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theodoreangelos · 7 months
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White Peter Kaiser 8.5 cm (3.4″) High Heel Stiletto Pumps Diona This elegant model from the Peter Kaiser brand should not be missing from any shoe collection. Soft white leather, a silver shimmer and a feminine design make this pump stand out. The Diona model has a leather sole and is lined with leather on the inside. Peter Kaiser
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shoesavvyaustralia · 1 year
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The Ultimate Guide to Choosing the Right Heels for Every Occasion in Australia
Heels are a classic piece of footwear that never go out of style. Whether you are dressing up for a formal event or adding a touch of sophistication to your everyday look, heels are a great way to elevate your style. But with so many styles of heels available, it can be overwhelming to know which ones to choose for each occasion. In this guide, we will take a look at the different types of heels available and provide tips on how to choose the right pair for every occasion in Australia.
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High Heels:
High heels are the quintessential type of heels that come to mind when most people think of heels. They typically have a height of 3 inches or more and come in a variety of styles. These heels are perfect for formal events, such as weddings or black-tie events, as they add height and elegance to your outfit. However, they can be uncomfortable to wear for long periods, so make sure to choose a pair with good arch support and cushioning.
Pointy Heels:
Pointy heels are a stylish and sophisticated option for those who prefer a more minimalistic look. These heels have a pointed toe and come in a variety of heights, from kitten heels to high heels. They are perfect for pairing with a pencil skirt or a tailored suit for a chic office look. They can also be worn with a dress for a more formal event, making them a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Pump Heels:
Pump heels are a classic style that never goes out of fashion. These heels have a rounded toe and a low-cut vamp, making them perfect for showing off your pedicure. They are a great option for both casual and formal occasions and come in a variety of heights. If you are looking for a comfortable pair of heels for everyday wear, pump heels are a great choice.
Peep Toe Heels:
Peep toe heels are a playful and flirty option for those who want to show off their toes. These heels have a small opening at the toe, giving a peek of your pedicure. They come in a variety of heights and styles and are perfect for both casual and formal occasions. Peep toe heels are a great option for a summer wedding or a night out with friends.
Williams Shoes:
Williams Shoes is a leading retailer of high-quality shoes in Australia. They offer a wide variety of heels for women, from classic pumps to trendy peep toe heels. Their shoes are made with high-quality materials and are designed to provide both style and comfort. When shopping for heels, be sure to check out their selection to find the perfect pair for your next occasion.
When choosing the right pair of heels for an occasion, there are a few things to keep in mind. First, consider the dress code of the event. If it is a formal event, high heels or pointy heels may be more appropriate. If it is a casual event, pump heels or peep toe heels may be a better choice. Second, consider the comfort level of the heels. If you will be standing or walking for long periods, choose a pair with good arch support and cushioning. Finally, choose a pair that matches your outfit and personal style. In conclusion, heels are a great way to add height and sophistication to your outfit. When choosing the right pair of heels for an occasion, consider the dress code, comfort level, and your personal style. With these tips and the wide variety of heels available, you are sure to find the perfect pair for any occasion in Australia.
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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months
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a visual guide to all of hua cheng’s adaptations :D / follow for more hua cheng appreciation posts / transcribed notes + versions without my deisgn below the cut if you want this as a reference!
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donghua
(by haoliners animation league) (i found multiple necklace designs in the manhua so i picked the most recent one - the S2 trailer)
very dark gray, straight hair
pointier nose
human ears
slightly paler than xie lian
parallelogram shaped eyepatch
thick braid
tall collar
broad shoulders
low neckline (cleavage)
tunic more form fitting
butterfly + geometric design (on belt and vambraces)
two belts
short red thread
e’ming has large red + white hilt
criss-cross chains (on boots)
white sole (on shoes)
book covers
(by 曰出的小大陽 / tai3_3)
same skin tone as Xie Lian
dark brown hair
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
very long hair + thinner hair
human ears
long nose, thinner face
red liner under the eyes
brain behind shoulder
big necklace charm
simple, loose fitting tunic
wavy + intricate design (on belt and vambraces)
long vambraces
minimal e'ming
endless red thread
lower boots
manhua
(by starember)
wavier, ink black hair
heavy eyeliner / shadow
mismatched earrings
very gray / pale skin
shield shaped eyepatch
arched eyebrow + piercing
lip glos
no hair strands in front of shoulders
beefy / dorito shaped
many outfits + hairstyles
extra straps on belt
pointy vambraces
floral design (on belt and vambraces)
very cool toned red
more detail overall
dark colored pants
e'ming is LONG
my design
(by @lazycranberrydoodles ) (subject to change)
blue / purple toned hair + skin
wolf cut type hairstyle
red & black eyeliner
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
pointy ears
black choker
lipgloss
many earrings (one is a fic reference :))
skinnier (died @ 17)
warmer toned red
big ol sleeves
floral + butterfly design (on belt and vambraces)
extra chain on belt for style
rings
simple e'ming
high boots w/ heel
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meetmyothersouls · 1 year
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ok ok so lee seeing the reader around town one day & starts following her. He ends up saving her from another eater? Thank you, I need more lee content!
Been thinking about this all day and I've finally got enough to write it! I hope you enjoy!
First Time for Everything
A Bones & All inspired fanfic
Warnings: stealing money, being attacked, cannibalism (relax it's a bones and all inspired fic), blood, gore, not proofread
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July 1989
You’d never stolen anything before. Not even when your friends would go into a Walmart and shoved nail polish and thongs into their purses. They always called you a goody-two-shoes or a scaredy-cat. You wonder what they’d think now as you carry a K-mart bag full of cash from the register you were working at not even 30 minutes ago.
Of course, being newly homeless generated a whole new incentive to steal the money. And even though it was so out of the norm for you, it was so easy. You waited until your line was clear, pulled open a bag, popped the till and calmly grabbed every stack of bills in the register, pocketing what wouldn’t fit. Then, you flipped off your register light and walked out. It wasn’t until you made it to the parking lot that you began to run. And now, the adrenaline high you are coming down from is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. They’ll never suspect you. Not with you being the golden employee that you are. Were. You can’t go back there now.
It’s getting dark, that along with the pointy tips of crumpled up money poking your thigh from the inside of your pockets snaps you out of your thoughts. This morning, you were worried about where you’d stay. It wasn’t the first time you got kicked out of a hotel room, and it probably won’t be the last, but at least now you can afford a new room for the night. If you can find one.
It's hot, one of the hottest nights so far this July. You pull off the thick K-mart polo and throw it into woods, leaving you in your black cami and a pair of khakis. A chorus of cicadas singing from the trees in that line the street almost drowns out the sound of a flirty whistle from behind you. You walk a little faster, not daring to turn your head.
"Hey, little lady," a man's gravelly voice calls out. "Why don't you keep the show going and take the rest off." The man laughs, but it's cut short by a painful sounding cough.
You pick up speed, your Converse slapping the pavement as you quickly turn into an alley, hoping to lose him by your abrupt change in direction, but a thick hand grabs your wrist.
"Let me go!" You yell, attempting to yank your wrist from his sweaty grip.
The man seems to enjoy the struggle, he tightens his fingers around your wrist as he pushes you into a warm brick wall. A tall streetlamp shines an eerie orange light into the alley, barely illuminating the man's features. He's got dark hair, stringy with sweat and grease. One of his eyes is missing and the other is open wide. He looks hungry. Ravenous. And the laugh that rumbles in his throat is truly sinister.
"Keep goin', darlin'. I love a good fight."
Then his tongue is on your neck, tasting your skin. You sob and gag as you inhale the scent of his breath. Sour with alcohol and something metallic.
"Come on, honey. Don't fight me, I just wanna taste-"
"Hey!" A new man's voice yells. "Hey, get off her!"
The man's grip on your wrist loosens enough for you to pull away from him. You take your chance and make a run for it. You dropped your bag of money when Man Number One shoved you against the wall, but you can't risk turning back around. You just have to make it ou-
You're stopped short by a hand in your hair, pulling your head back, bending you almost in half. You scream as Man Number One drags you. He's pulling you by your hair, your heels dig into the ground in front of you, desperately attempting to gain some traction. Your only view is upside down and distorted through the tears building up in your eyes. But, in the dim orange light you see the other man. He's peeling himself off of the ground and his nose is dripping blood onto a forest green crop top. His jeans are shredded, exposing a large amount of his legs, you're not sure if it's because he just fell or if the jeans are just naturally like that or why you're even wondering about the nature of his jeans. He's got a brick in his hand that he's attempting to hide, but even upside down you can see it. You see him look down at you and for some reason he winks. Then you realize, Man Number One can't see him.
Crop Top walks creeps up onto Man Number Two, like a lion stalking his prey. Then, without warning, he slams the brick into the side of his skull with a wet crunch. Instantly, you're dropped to the ground and as much as the landing hurt, the relief feels twice as good. Your scalp throbs and you're sure you're missing a chunk of hair. A set of light footsteps run toward you, and immediate dread sets in again, but it's Crop Top. He grabs you, throwing you over his shoulder. You're not sure if you should be scared or relieved as he places you behind a dark green dumpster.
Crop Top kneels down, looking over his shoulder once to make sure Man Number One is still down.
"Is he-"
"Not yet. Stay here. Don't move until I come get you," Crop Top says. He drops a plastic bag next to you. The money. You're immediately shocked he didn't take it for himself. That's what most people would do. His knees pop a little as he stands back up. He starts to walk off but stops. "And don't watch."
Don't watch? Isn't that like an automatic invitation to watch? You think to yourself. You lean your head back on the brick and close your eyes. You could run right now. You could take your money and get a room for the night and leave this odd encounter right here in this alley, but you don't. Instead, you poke your head out, peeking from the side of the dumpster.
Immediately you wish you hadn't. Crop Top somehow dragged Man Number One and sat him up against the brick wall, maybe 15 feet from where you're sitting. How he did it, you're not sure. Crop Top probably weights 120 pounds soaking wet, but he's managed to maneuver him just right so that he can...
You pop your head back behind the dumpster, unsure of what you just saw. There's no way...
You poke your head out, peeking again. There's a squelching sound, followed by a spatter of blood coming from Man Number One's neck as Crop Top bites into it.
Okay, yeah. He's definitely eating him. This should definitely be a sign to run, right? But you aren't moving. Everything in you is screaming to run. Run the fuck away because this dude is going to eat you next. But you don't. You sit there alternating from watching and hiding. It's like one of those car accidents you can't help but watch, hoping you'll see a dead body, or some fucked up shit like that. You shouldn't want to look, but you do.
Finally, after what seems like an eternity, you hear footsteps approaching. You sit up straighter against the brick. His stops in front of you. His white high tops covered in blood and gore. Why would he pick white shoes to wear if he's going around munching on dudes.
"You looked, didn't you?" Crop Top asks.
"I uh..." you risk a look at his face. It's covered in blood. His upper lip, his mouth and his chin are coated in it. You swallow hard. "What are you?"
Crop Top crouches down again, eye level with you. "A person like you," he smiles. "Name's Lee." He holds out a bloody hand. You look down at it then back at him. "Oh," Lee says, wiping his hand off on his shirt, then offers it again. Still just as bloody as before.
"Are you gonna eat me too?" The question falls out of your mouth, you can't stop it. Word vomit.
Lee scrunches up his face, pursing his lips as he tilts his head to the side, contemplating your question. "Mmmm, probably not. Unless you've done something really shitty..." Lee eyes your bag of money with an arched eyebrow and you shift a little.
"My name's Y/N."
"You work at K-mart, Y/N?"
"No," you answer too quickly.
"I've seen you there. A lot."
"I don't work there anymore," you say. "You've been watching me?"
"Every day for like two weeks or some shit," Lee says, like it's no big deal. Though up against eating a whole human, it's probably not. "That your first-time stealing from money from your job?"
You open your mouth, the urge to defend yourself creeping up your throat, but you cut it short. You just watched this man eat someone.
"It's my first time," you admit.
"No shit? Well, Y/N, there's a first time for everything." At this point you notice the grey grocery bag he's carrying. It's full and tied up, dripping slightly with thick red liquid. "Bones and shit," Lee says, and tosses the bag into the dumpster. It lands with a heavy, wet thud. "You got anywhere to be tonight, y/n?"
"Not really, no."
"Not really?"
"I'm homeless," you admit.
"Perfect, let's go."
This time Lee grabs your hand and pulls you up. You grab your bag of money and walk with him looking behind you every so often to make sure no one is following.
"Where are we going?" You ask.
"For a ride," Lee says smiling as he jangles a pair of car keys in front of your face. "Nabbed these off of fuck face back there before he tried to eat you."
"He tried to-"
"Oh, he was going to eat you real good. You're lucky I've been following you."
"How-"
"Shh save your questions, I'll answer all of them when we find his car."
"We're gonna steal his car too?" You ask. The amount of crime you've been involved in today is beginning to overwhelm you.
"You've never stolen a car?"
You shake your head.
Lee smiles. "I think we're gonna have a lot of first times, Y/N."
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yourlocaldisneyvillain · 10 months
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...the unholy flames of ♥kink!week♥ burn brightly...
(don't know what kink week is? click here!)
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∼ on this unholy wednesday we explore the unsafe and the insane, but we stay in the realm of consensual — for now ∼
∼ day three brings us our beloved headmistress ♥ Larissa Weems ♥ ∼
∼ tags and the fic are under the cut ∼
♥ i've worked very hard on this series — it was a huge project to undertake and i would very much appreciate if you left me comments with your thoughts and impressions — you already know they make my heart sing ♥ (AO3 link — i prefer it to tumblr vastly)
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tags: #foot fetish #face-fucking #stiletto heels #high heels #heel blow job #toe sucking #degradation #degradation kink #verbal humiliation #humiliation #toxic relationship #unhealthy relationships #dom/sub #masturbation #orgasm denial #orgasm delay #mistress/slave undertones #mean!larissa weems #dom!larissa weems #kink!week
pathetic (clicking on the title will lead you to ao3)
“Pathetic.” Larissa’s voice is tainted with disgust. She smushes your cheek with the sole of her red stiletto pump. “You’re only fit to be dirt under my shoe.”
You whimper, and she presses on your face harder. “I know you get off on this, slut. I bet you’re wet right now.”
It’s true — and you’re so ashamed, but you don’t want her to stop. You press your thighs together, wanting to give yourself some sort of relief, and she immediately notices. In a swift move, she removes her foot from your face and kicks your legs apart, then jams the pointy toe of her pump against your pussy — hard. You wince in pain and take in a sharp breath, but you don’t cry out — she forbade you to speak beforehand.
“You disgust me,” she spits out. Her nose scrunches as she says it, and you hate yourself because you can’t stop thinking about how attractive she looks when her face is twisted with disgust for you. 
She moves her foot away from your crotch and walks away, heels clicking on the wooden floor of her office — and then the sound stops. You can’t see where exactly she is because you’re lying on the floor, facing the ceiling. 
“Crawl.”
You immediately get on all fours. Your pussy aches where she hit you, your knees burn as they press against the hard floor, and you can feel how wet you are as you crawl. You think how pathetic you must look — crawling on all fours in her office, clad only in your now completely soaked underwear. You know she’ll make you stay in those for the rest of the day.
She’s leaning against her desk, her legs crossed at the ankles, staring down at you like a queen looking down upon a worthless servant. You take her in, your mouth watering as your gaze wanders from her beautiful face to her elegant neck, then to her small breasts and the soft curve of her belly, to her wide hips and her thick thighs pulling the dress taut. 
“Who gave you permission to gawk? Eyes at my feet.”
You immediately obey. Her feet and calves look delectable in red pumps that match her lips and nails. You fix your gaze onto them as you crawl to her, stopping at her feet.
“Lie down on your back. You can look at me now.” 
You do as you’re told. “That’s it. Roll over like a fucking dog.”
She pokes your cheek with her stiletto heel, softly at first, then pressing harder — so hard it hurts. “I could just do this all day and you’d be grateful for the attention. Such a needy, worthless whore.”
She brings the heel of her shoe to your lips. “Suck.” 
You start sucking on the thin heel as she pushes it in and out of your mouth.
“You love having your mouth fucked, don’t you, slut?” she says, her voice growing husky with lust. You suck on the heel harder, taking it deeper into your mouth — as much of it as you can. She lets out a quiet gasp, as if she can feel it. “That’s it, take all of it.”  
She fucks your mouth slowly and deeply, pushing the heel in so far that you gag, and then pulling out almost all the way. You lick and suck on it fervently. Your back hurts from lying on the hardwood floor, but you pay it no mind — all your attention is solely focused on the goddess above you.
You watch her, mesmerised, as she abuses your mouth. She looks beautiful, her chest slightly heaving, her cherry red lips parted, her eyes dark with desire. You never break eye contact — not even as tears blur your vision when you gag on her heel. You just can’t get enough of her blue eyes and the lust reflected in them. 
She starts going faster, breathing hard as she pushes the heel in and out, her movements growing more urgent by the second until suddenly she pulls the heel fully out of your mouth with a wet pop. With her other foot, she quickly kicks the shoe off. It tumbles to the ground next to your head. You notice her toenails are also painted the same red as her pumps. 
She forces all of her toes inside of your mouth and continues to fuck your mouth with her bare foot, making you drool and whimper. You lick and suck on her toes, trying to take in as much of her as you can, and she moans and grips the table harder. 
“Suck on each toe,” she breathes out. 
You take her big toe in your mouth first, sucking on it hard, and she draws in a sharp breath. You take your time worshipping each toe and soon she starts letting out soft moans, and then she’s lifting up her skirt and slipping her hand between her legs. She starts rubbing her clit as you continue to reverently suck on her toes.
“Tongue out,” she commands, then pulls her toes out and pushes the sole of her foot over your open mouth, rubbing it on your tongue. “Fuck yes,” she says through gritted teeth, moving her foot faster and faster, rubbing her sole back and forth over your tongue, smushing your face and hitting your nose with her toes. 
Her movements are growing more and more frantic — she frenetically slides her foot over your face and feverishly rubs her clit. The air is filled with your soft whimpers, her moans, and the slick sound of her wetness.
“Suck,” she then says and pushes her toes back in your mouth, her voice breathy with lust. “I wanna fuck your face when I come.”
You lick and suck on her toes as she starts rubbing her clit even faster. “You love it when I fuck your face with my foot, hm? Suck, don’t stop,” she pants out. “Pathetic slut, only good for having your face fucked — ah! — fucking dirt under my feet — mmm, fuck—” she cries out, pushing herself over the edge, pressing her thighs together as her belly muscles contract and her brows furrow, her mouth opening in a silent cry. 
You continue sucking and licking until she pulls her toes out of your mouth. She gently rubs her pussy through the aftershocks, watching you with hooded eyes, as she smears your own saliva all over your face with her foot. When she comes down from her high, she removes her foot from your face and pulls her discarded heel closer with her toes, before sliding her foot inside of it again. 
You lie on the floor, waiting for further instruction. Your back aches, your pussy throbs, and your panties are absolutely soaked. You can still feel the salty aftertaste of her foot in your mouth — you adore it.
You’ve been so good. You hope she will reward you with an orgasm — at least let you get yourself off. However, she pays no attention to you as she pulls her dress back down over her thighs, smoothing it, nor as she grabs the disinfectant from her desk and rubs it over her hands. She leaves you lying on the floor as she circles her desk, heels clicking. You can hear her sitting down in her chair. 
“Mistress?” you ask. 
“Did I say you could speak?”
“But—”
Her phone rings.
“Hello, Principal Weems speaking,” she answers, voice perfectly level and professional, as if she didn’t just come all over her fingers with her foot in your mouth. 
You lie on the floor, listening to her talk on the phone. It’s taking forever, and you’re in pain, and still so incredibly aroused and frustrated. However, you don’t move — you wait for her to tell you what to do.
After a torturously long time, she gets up from her desk, walks around it, and then stands above you, phone in her hand. You hear someone talk on the other end of the line, but you can’t make out what they’re saying. You catch her gaze and give her a pleading look, but she only gestures with her perfectly manicured arm, for you to get lost. 
“But—” you start, but she gives you a look that makes you immediately get up from the floor and scurry towards the pile of your discarded clothes. You dress, stealing glances at her, but she pays no mind to you. She’s still talking on the phone, saying the occasional “yes” and “of course” while absentmindedly nodding. 
Once fully dressed, you walk to her desk, your panties uncomfortably wet and sticky with every step you make. You stand next to her chair, trying to get her attention. She ignores you for a bit,  and then finally deigns to eye you up and down, a disinterested look in her eyes. 
“Yes,” she says to the person on the other end of the line as she grabs a piece of paper and a pen from her desk. “We can discuss that at the parents’ conference next Thursday.”
She scribbles down on the paper. When she’s done, she pushes it towards you. She waits a couple of seconds for you to read it.
Tomorrow, 7pm sharp. Don’t touch yourself until then. Stay in these knickers until the end of the day. If you disobey, I’ll know.
She then turns towards the window in her office chair, not sparing you another glance, taking the paper and crushing it in her fist. You know she will burn it later — destroy the evidence of your shameful rendezvous. 
You leave her office with a knot in your stomach. It’s nothing new — you feel terrible every time. Your relationship is sick and twisted and toxic, and you know you should end it. You could end it if you wanted to. She wouldn’t want the scandal of it all. She’d leave you alone if you threatened to report her.
If only you didn’t crave it so much.
You know one day you’ll grow tired of it — however, that day is not today, and it isn’t tomorrow either, for you show up at her office at 7pm sharp, like she told you.
“Pathetic,” she spits while you massage her feet, and then repeats it later after she lets you get off by humping her shoe. 
You agree with her.
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♥ big thanks to @opheliauniverse for beta reading ♥
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princessbrunette · 5 months
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JJ would give you princess treatment, but not in the way Rafe or your average kook guy would
JJ would carry you over muddy puddles so that you don’t get your pretty little outfit ruined, he would make you take off your heels and wear his shoes instead if your feet start aching (he might even attempt to wear your pointy heels just to get a laugh or any sort of reaction out of you even though they’re obviously too small for him), he would force you to drink water when spending sunny days on the HMS Pogue no matter how much you insist you’re not thirsty, he would always be sober or not too high when he gets you high so he can take care of you and make sure you don’t suddenly get paranoia/anxiety-similarly, he would be more sober and would drink less when you’re going to a party together just so he can watch out for you properly and protect you, maybe even watch out for the amount of drinks you downed and take your cup away from you when he thinks you’ve reached your limit, he would manhandle and move you around a lot (because those armsss) sometimes to be playful and get a reaction out of you and sometimes to move you out of harm’s way or to guide you, he would never let you surf without him especially if the waves were particularly high and surf-able because he can’t bear the thought of you being hurt with him not being there to save/protect you, you would be one of the only people he’d take on joyrides on his bike and would give you free piggybacks all the time, instead of making you pass your card to him under the table when paying at a pricy restaurant he would’ve saved up an amount from his multiple jobs weeks prior to be able to cover everything and treat you (even though he needs the money), your only seat would be his lap, I can go onnnn
this turned out to be mostly a long casual dominance rant but idc he does allat because I’m actually his wife of 10 years
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im screaming this is all so true :((((( he’s super duper protective n is always so certain he knows best, so it just rubs off on you to the point where you no longer question it, yk? like why would you not listen to him? jj told you that you could do something, so you’re doing it ?? it’s simple as that????
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leighbaylee · 21 days
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🖤 ₊˚⊹ — eldest daughter of the malfoy family (1)
parring ➵ draco malfoy x sibling f!reader
summary ➵ family portraits with your little shit of a younger brother.
age of parring ➵ 16 - 18
warnings ➵ fluff
extra ➵ might become a multi - part series, but don’t take my word for it. reader’s middle name is named after bellatrix. thanks to @cafekitsune for banners! second chapter here.
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here you were in the manor, in your large but dull gloomy dark room. subtle touches of your personal belongings scattered all about.
you’ve gotten news from your father, lucius, that the family was gonna retake yet another family portrait, it would’ve bugged you then but it happened every year. so what could’ve you done?
you were touching up your hair, defining your blowout and pining it up in a nice up - do, as your mother, narcissa, requested. you applied your favorite lipstick/lipgloss before you heard footsteps approaching.
you looked through the reflection of the mirror on your vanity as you added your desired pair of earrings, some bracelets, and layering some necklaces. the final touch being a matching ring you had with draco.
it was a simple stacking ring, engraved with your full first name, middle inital, following with the complete last name on it. you had a matching one with draco.
DRACO L. MALFOY — Y/N B. MALFOY
the baby of the family, who has grown to a young man, walked in without knocking. you clicked your tongue in annoyance, draco got the memo.
❝ m-may i come in? ❞
❝ you are already in. ❞ you scoffed softly, noticing the scowl on his face.
❝ sorry. ❞ he said blandly, you replied saying ❝ don’t worry about it dray, i need your help anyway. ❞
you sat up, walking up to a full length mirror in the left corner of your bedroom, draco following behind.
you fixed any sort of crimple and wrinkle on your dress whatsoever with a whip of your wand.
you presented yourself with a elongated black maxi dress, with a slit on the left side revealing your leg, the bust lined with black lace detailing, the same detailing of the thin straps.
you sported a pair of black crystal covered pointy toe high heels, a beautiful glamorous black cluster crystal on top of it. it was from a muggle high - end store, something along the lines of jimmy choo.
you ran your hands every curve, admiring yourself and catching a glimpse of your dark mark on your left arm, running your hand up and down the same arm.
as you did so, you were unaware of what draco was thinking.
draco malfoy, disliked by his fellow peers in the same year, most in a complete different house, known for his undeniable prejudice toward blood status.
one thing he was also known for was you, and he knew that of course.
anytime anyone would look, speak, or even breathe around you, he would always and constantly eye them.
he would clench his fist anytime someone would utter a bad mouth about you and disregard you as a person. no matter who it was, he would walk past and shove them so hard on purpose with no hesitation.
he absolutely hated people who would do so, cause you usually never did anything to anyone. back when he was a second year, you being in your third year, when the heir of slytherin was petrifying muggle borns, he never heard the end of it with the accusations of you being the heir.
reconnecting with the present, he looked at you lovingly with his hands in his blazer pockets. how he blazingly loved his older sister. every little thing you did, he always and never thought you weren’t the best at.
❝ you look beautiful sister. ❞ he said softly.
❝ you really think so? don’t you think its too much? ❞
he chuckled responding spontaneously with, ❝ too much or too little, you always look gorgeous. ❞
❝ oh i love you so much brother. ❞ you sighed placing you hands on his face kissing his forehead, being able to easier because of the shoes you were wearing.
you grabbed you favorite purfume, spritzing some on your wrists, collarbones, behind your ears. then spraying some near draco, giggling as he waved his arms coughing trying to prevent getting a feminine fragrance from attaching to his clothing.
❝ let’s be on our way now, mother and father have been holding up long enough. ❞ you ordered.
he enterwined his arm with yours eyeing down at your shoes, being patient with you as you have a disadvantage of walking quickly.
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the both of you reached the hallway, sounds of clicking and clacking shoes echoed throughout the halls. draco was talking about the new school year at hogwarts approaching, to say he was displeased would be understatement.
the both of you kept walking til you guys reached the wall full with frames of family pictures. from the moment lucius and narcissa were engaged, their wedding ceremony, your birth, draco’s birth, both of you and draco’s first year at hogwarts ; and so on.
one picture caught your attention, you grimaced.
it was when you were starting in your fifth year and draco in his forth. the thing that bothered you so much was you short hair phase and short your dress was. it was way to provocative for a sixteen year old.
listen your hair would’ve been so adorable if you have gotten layers but oh well.
❝ oh my god. i looked ghastly! ❞ you almost shrieked.
❝ i cannot believe you let your little brother walk out like that. ❞ uttered draco disapprovingly.
it then turned into a five minute rambling of you calling your younger brother cute and squealing at his undefined face back when he was eleven.
draco only flushed and continued letting his older sister call him names he hasn’t been called in years, he was pulling on your dress mumbling for you to quit it.
unknowingly to the both of you, narcissa was watching her eldest daughter and baby son holding hands and giggling at each other’s portraits, telling stories of the days each portrait was taken.
how it made her happy knowing draco had you watching over him and growing up with a role model, regardless of the both of you growing up, you and draco will always be her children.
❝ draco, y/n, it’s time to get going. your father and aunt bellatrix are getting impatient. ❞
❝ sorry mother.❞ the both of you said in unison, quickly walking to in front of her.
narcissa stood on his tip toes, even with heels on, and kissed draco and you on the cheek, caressing her towering children as she smiled at.
❝ cmon now, run along! ❞
draco quickly ran to narcissa’s left side as you stayed on her right, both of you simultaneously wrapping your arms around hers and made your way out to the center of the manor.
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lucius checked his watch groaning at the fact that his children are almost twenty minutes late to the shoot.
bellatrix cleared her throat impatiently, she had to meet with the dark lord in an hour, she wouldn’t be able to unless her niece and nephew were aware of the time.
nacrissa came in with a smile, one that both her sister and husband noticed in a heartbeat.
❝ narcissa, where is y/n and draco? ❞ asked lucius asked blandly, bellatrix glanced wanting to know.
before narcissa could answer, you and draco came in, making unnecessary fixes to your hair and outfits, holding out a compact mirror in front of the both of you.
❝ oh, my beautiful niece! you really outdid yourself, come here my sweet! ❞ bellatrix cooed as you smiled and closed the compact, walking up to her.
kisses were being plastered all over your face, lucius signaling draco to come up to his father.
draco went up and watched as his father fixed his tie silently chuckling at the sight of his beautiful daughter all dolled up.
❝ sorry father, it was my fault draco was late. i would’ve been at lot earlier if i hadn’t kicked him out of my room. ❞ you exclaimed softly.
❝ that’s quiet alright y/n, i should’ve known it takes young ladies a quite amount of time to prepare themselves. ❞ he grabbed your arm reassuringly.
❝ you know where to go, take the lead draco, y/n. ❞
you and draco obliged and went down to the living room and sat together in a forest green velvet vintage lounge chair holding hands, as the adults stood behind.
a couple of pictures, mixing it up quite often, it was finally the malfoy children portraits.
sitting down, standing up, backsides, and many serious and some smiling pictures later, the both of you hugged and you reminded draco how much you appreciated him.
the both of you snapped back into reality facing the wizarding world equivalent of a camera in surprise as a flash blinded the both of you, laughing at the moment that would make this yearly family portrait tradition memorable.
୨⎯ 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡 ⎯��
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shankschewtoy · 1 year
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One piece characters wearing heels
a/n - my brother decided to wear heels today for the first time, ended up in urgent care with a horrible broken ankle 💀💀💀
Warnings ⚠️ - crack, g/n reader
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- he is slaying it
- but his bigass stinky musty crusty dirty fucking feet don’t fit into any shoes
- his toes will break through heels 💀 and it’s a shit show because his toes REEK
- will do a model walk like the drama queen he is
- “Y/n see?! I can wear heels!”
- you are traumatized by his toes sticking out of the shoes, like no one should have to see that shit
- bro has some weird shit on there from the fact that they’re stuck in those boots all the time
- he sleeps with shoes on 💀
- “Ew Kidd- that’s gross…”
- “Fuck you y/n. I’m amazing in heels.”
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- dying
- will fall every single step
- throws out his back 💀💀
- “Y/n why are they POINTY.”
- “MY TOES- OH MY TOES!”
- “MY ANKLE GODDAMIT!”
- benn is laughing his ass off in the corner as he struts with the heels perfectly, man is perfect in every way
- shanks is a DISASTER
- hair is disheveled as fuck, sweating like a pig, and he’s as shaky as a vibrator 💀
- “y/n these shoes are going to kill me- I’m only 40 please don’t let me die..”
- “ugh. Why did you even put them on in the first place?!”
- “BECAUSE YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL IN THEM SO I THOUGHT ID LOOK COOL TOO! And also yasopp dared me to…”
- you slapped the bitch and gave him positive affirmations that he was a cool old man💜
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- ok but why is he lowkey good at wearing heels 🤨
- hmmm????
- man is training while in heels it’s amazing
- doing weightlifting with heels? Fuck yeah
- he will wear anything you give him 💀
- he literally could not care less, and it shows
- man’s a girl boss all the way through, Sanji WISHES he could slay like him 🤪
- “y/n these are uncomfortable, can I go barefoot?”
- “take a shower first then.”
- “Fine I’ll wear them jeez!”
- “SHOWERING IS NOT THAT BAD!”
- “YES IT IS!”
- “… is it because you get lost on the way-“
- “SHUT UP SHHHH NO DONT SAY ANYTHING!”
- the cheeky ass grin that spread across your face at that moment..
- oooooo… blackmail 😏
- he was forced to wear heels in his battle against mihawk and I swear mihawk was lowkey like: where did he get those? I would like a pair, perhaps perona would know, she seems to be very knowledgeable about fashion. 🤓
- you rn: 🤪✌️
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a/n - I am so high right now 😂
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letomills · 5 months
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Download all: SFS / Mega
Edit: part 2 here.
Medieval dresses for TF, AF and EF (some of them can definitely work for later periods). Each age group gets one mesh and the same 53 recolors. The TF and EF recolors can be either standalone or repo'd to EF. As I did with my previous big medieval set, the plan is to convert these for more body shapes, to be released in future posts.
The AF mesh is my edit of Tiggerypum's AF layered dress from the Dark Project on MTS (in the "peasant" and "working" archives). The TF and EF meshes are my conversions of it. All are on the same files as Tiggerypum's meshes and will work with other recolors of the originals. Polycount: 2,088.
The textures are once again not remotely my original work but that of iamliz13, Lama, Sunni, Enblith, Zoej and "Alex" (possibly Alexasrosa?). I edited both the textures and the recolors file properties as described below (and of course I did the age conversions).
Previews and details under the cut.
The meshes
• They all have fat morphs, TF and AF have preg morphs • my biggest edit of Tiggerypum's mesh is on the preg morph: now the skirt go straight down instead of sticking to the legs • I also reshaped the fat morph closer to the standard Maxis fat morph, which had the benefit of making the fat + preg combo look smoother (it was a bit pointy) • also improved the bone assignment of some vertices on the upper lap.
The result:
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(The original TF mesh didn't have a preg morph.)
EF ↓
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The recolors
Edits I made:
• fixed texture bleeding on thumbs • improved shoes/underskirt textures when needed • changed all shoe sounds from clicky high heels to "normal shoe" (the shoes are flats) • removed unnecessary blank bump maps to reduce file sizes • enabled the AF recolors for YAF when it wasn't already done • recategorized the YAF-AF-EF recolors to YA-AF only since I made proper EF conversions • changed sortindex numbers so that sets appear one after the other in an order that made sense to me.
The swatches are included in the download.
1. iamliz13 Peasant Dress
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Categorized as everyday.
Textures taken from iamliz13's Layered Medieval Dresses set.
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2. iamliz13 Middle Class Dress
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Categorized as everyday and formal.
Textures taken from iamliz13's Layered Medieval Dresses set
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3. iamliz13 Noble Dress
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Categorized as everyday, formal and outerwear.
Textures taken from iamliz13's Layered Medieval Dresses set
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4. iamliz13 Layered Outerwear
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Categorized as outerwear.
Textures taken from iamliz13's Medieval Outerwear set.
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5. Lama Leather Dress
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Categorized as everyday.
Original textures by Lama. I edited the bump maps so that the white undershirt wouldn't pop out.
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6. Sunni Tunic Dress
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Categorized as everyday.
Original textures by Sunni (on MTS / at the PBK).
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7. Dark Project Dresses
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Alex Adventurer is categorized as everyday & outerwear, Enblith Peasant Outerwear as eveyday & outerwear, iamliz13 Innkeeper as everyday & outerwear, iamliz13 Seamstress & Tavern cook as everyday, Zoej Peasant as everyday.
Textures taken from the original Dark Project post. Beside the edits mentioned above, I added a bump map to the Innkeeper so it would look more textured (the chest pin and keys really pop now) and smoothed the side seams on Zoej's peasant.
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taybatwo2 · 6 months
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Monster High Skullector Nightmare Before Christmas Review Part 2 of 2
In my last review, I covered the box and most of Sally’s doll, until I ran out of pictures. In this one, I’ll cover Sally’s sculpt and all of Jack.
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She has really cute and tiny ears hiding under her soft hair. I feel like most Skullectors’ face molds’ prior use are quickly found by the fandom, but I did not see much for Sally’s head mold, except for a Reddit thread pointing out that she probably used a modified version of the Bee CAM girl (the head does have a 2022 copyright on it).
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I can see it, but if so, it was really modified. Bee CAM has a pointier chin, but does have the narrower/pointy nose, similar curving cheeks, and small puckered lips -they’re just over painted on her doll).
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If they did use the Bee CAM as a base, they would have had her nose looks better defined, her chin shaved down, her lips look more inline with each other, and she received tiny round ears when/if they did use this sculpt.
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They look juuuuust different enough that she might have a new sculpt or someone else’s. Does anyone else think she might resemble another character? I really should take some acetone to clean off those shiny spots on my Bee CAM’s forehead.
Okay, now for the main dish: JACK the Pump-kin KING
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He is seriously SO CUTE! I love his round vinyl head, his sculpted in mouth, his upturned nose, his subtle brow ridges, and blacked out eyes (thank GOD they did not genderswap him and make him look like someone doing a cosplay of Jack- like I have seen some AWESOME artwork of a more “Monster High” Jack and I think they are all playing it too safe or off model for it to be Jack). I mean these were all background characters for G1 Monster High:
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He looks like another version of Eyera and would fit right into the Monster High universe in my opinion.
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Okay, let’s get a close up of his shoes. They are very intricate (perfectly Monster High, and have the Spiral Hill as the heel and a teeny tiny skullete on the front of his shoes). His outfit is, unfortunately, just the two pieces and that printed, thin, satin fabric (probably to cut costs on Jack’s new head and body sculpt).
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Here is his jacket. I like the print of his jacket. It is just different enough from his original movie look without looking garish.
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Yup, one piece. I can understand attaching his pants and shirt together (so his pants don’t fall down…although some spiffy Pumpkin King Suspenders would have looked cool too), but it would have been nice if the vest was removable.
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Hexiciah has three separate pieces…..and his set was cheaper than this set (but I suppose they need to charge more for the license….does anyone else wish they’d make older characters that were never turned into dolls again???). The shirt has real metal buttons on it though. Also, his vest reminds me of his prequel version in the graphic novel: Battle for the Pumpkin King:
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Jack compared to other Monster High Manster body types (minus G3 and Finnegan). But, this comparison is a bit unfair…..Frankenstein’s Monster has lifts, and Jack is wearing heels…
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Hexiciah is towering over all of them. He is actually about the same height as the buffer manster body and the default G1 body. He fits right on in. He’s also very fun to pose, but his elbow joints are bit stiff and (I’m going to assume) delicate. They also come off fairly easily.
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His stand is taller than most of the Monster High characters (even Hexiciah’s) because his little stand needs to sit up higher in his ribs to hold him. His clip is also the exact same as Sally’s.
With Jack’s rectangle plastic piece under his clothing, it was hard for the stand clip to grip him, so I just tossed it for the rest of the review. No regrets.
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Jack and the other skeleton girls: Skelita and her almost trial run: Skeleton CAM (and Skelita’s Re-Ment dog).
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His three fingers versus Skelita and CAM (the same mold). The thumbs look pretty similar besides the size. I might paint the joints of his fingers black, but otherwise, they look great.
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A close up of his tiny, but VERY detailed feet (I assume they wanted them about the same size so his pants go on easier).
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Skelita’s feet dwarfs his.
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His leg bones are fused together like Skelita’s, while his arm bones are separated like Skeleton CAM’s.
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A comparison of Jack’s and Skelita’s back (Skelton CAM just has a regular one). I like how they still simplified his neck to resemble his simplified vertebrae seen in the film. His sculpting is JUST SO GOOD!!
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This set is near perfect to me. I adore it and I really wish that Mattel made it easier for everyone to get one that wanted one.
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heard-nsfw-is-back · 9 months
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part 2. I think this is the first time I've actually written a part 2 to anything I wrote lol.
Literally how do I keep reaching the character limit???
"Uh eyeshadow and fishnets." He answers finally. "But back to you. I didn't even know you had heels." Eddie sounds strained. Steve laughs and wraps his hands around himself. Looking up at Eddie, especially when he looks like that, is too much. Getting hard in the bodysuit is going to get uncomfortable.
Eddie plays with Steve's bunny ears and Steve can't help but watch his arm. The tattoos over the muscles move like they're alive. Steve reaches over and looks at Eddie's nails. They're long and pointy, not shiny and some gold designs on the ring fingers.
"I don't but I can walk in them. Nancy thought it would be funny I guess." Steve replies after a little bit. Eddie coughs and pulls his hands back and stuffs them in his pockets. Steve looks away and they people watch for a while, the silence between them is nice, the music is loud and Steve gets lost in it. "How'd you make the fangs? And the horn?" "Ah clay for the horns and some fake nails and denture glue for the teeth." Steve looks up in surprise. "So they're stuck on there?" Eddie presses his tongue on them. "Nah they'll pop off if I press too hard."
Steve wants to see just how much pressure they can take but Eddie looks like he's in pain. Probably the horns. And the music. Steve points to the stairs. "You want to go somewhere quiet?" Eddie smirks and leans down to Steve's face. "You want to get me alone pretty bunny?" Steve felt his face get hot and pushed him away. "That's not what I meant. You look like you're about to fall over." Eddie's smirk gets softer. "I'm ok, just didn't expect there to be so much to take in." Steve nods. "I get that." "Ah but I bet, Mr Popular, that you're used to this."
Steve shakes his head. "Even in high school, my parties would be 10 people max. It was too much." Eddie purses his lips. "Bet you could handle more." He's flirting right? Steve couldn't tell if Eddie was serious or not. "I could handle a lot." Steve agreed, and decided to push back. Test the waters. "Could definitely handle whatever parties you threw." Eddie plays with his hair. His rings catching the light and the glitter on his cheekbones. "You couldn't handle whatever I gave out." Steve rolls his eyes. "I'm a big boy I could take it." Eddie's eyes flash for a moment. "I bet you could." Hook, line, and sinker.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Steve bites. Eddie looks chagrined. "Sorry, poor word choice." He bows a little, dramatically. "You should watch what you say to the king." Steve jokes, and Eddie falls to his knees. "Forgive me, my king." Fuck. He forgot just how well Eddie rolls with punches. "Take me upstairs, my fallen dragon knight." Eddie grinned and picked Steve up, tossing him over his shoulder.
With a little effort Eddie takes Steve upstairs. The chances of a clear room is slim, so they just find a quiet corner. "How shall I repent?" Eddie swallows and sits down, Steve sitting between his legs, throwing his own legs across one of Eddie's. "Take off these shoes. My feet hurt and I'm too lazy." Eddie laughs, but it sounds a little forced. He reaches down and gently unclasps Steve's shoes and takes them off. Happily, Steve sighs and wiggles his toes. Much better.
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celticcrossanon · 1 year
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CC Critical thinking is required and then make own conclusion based on Liverpool bump including several photos from other events days or weeks apart or mere hour apart- yes baby shifts but if the bump extends out and passes boobs then later the bump deflates so boobs extend passed the bump and is significantly smaller therein lies a problem. Unless tw is a shape shifting alien that sort of anatomical change does not exist imo. By 3rd trimester often bump becomes so large women strain on bending down to reach and tie shoes when in a sitting position and sometimes not able to reach at all- it remains as such until birth the bump doesn't get smaller. Bump drops some prior to birth-  but a bump is not a yo-yo going up and up and down or size from basketball to a cantaloupe in appearance or does the space from below breasts have @ 2-3 inches before bump forms and extends only to see xxx amount of time later space is visibly @ 6 or more inches between breasts and bump. Who knows maybe she was padding for extra attention as per usual- just look at all the coat flicking to pull back and be seen in photos. Was she overcompensating to cover for surrogate or just for obsessive need to be visibly the center of attention. Maybe she doesn't realize she is not the first flower to carry a baby through to birth. She believes she is above others and not to be questioned. Either way it appears to be sketchy overly dramatic behavior from a desperate to be seen person who obsesses on image and be the news.
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Hi Nonny,
The being able to squat with her knees together in high heels was a huge tell for me that Harry's wife was never pregnant. That and the deflating-expanding belly were the two big tells for me, plus the lack of vascularity that all pregnant women get (the slight softness/puffiness due to the increased blood supply), the ankles that never swelled, the wrong shape of the moonbump (too high up the body, square at one time and pointy another time) - all those things taken together say never pregnant to me.
I would like to think that the moonbump and coat flicking was just from a desire for attention, but unfortunately her actions have serious repercussions. Pretending to be pregnant when she wasn't means that she interfered with the line of succession, as only babies carried and birthed by the mother are eligible for the line of succession, and by law the penalty for Harry going along with her deception is for Harry to be removed from the line of succession. This is one reason I want the surrogacy news to come out, as it solves the problem of Harry very neatly.
People have differing beliefs on this topic and I am fine with that. I am not trying to tell anyone what to believe.
Meghan certainly behaved as if she was the first woman to ever be pregnant, didn't she?
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funky-shoe-battle · 10 months
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Behold, the funky shoe bracket.
I picked 32 out of the 49 unique submissions. Then I randomized the matchups. Then I got carried away making graphics that were arguably way too high-effort for a shitpost poll.
The List of Matchups
CHA CHA CHA BOOTS from Eurovision VS KIDCORE SHOES from Real Life?
Daniil Dankovsky's PLATFORM BOOTS from Pathologic VS HELLO KITTY SNEAKERS from Be More Chill
DIO'S HORRID ELF SHOES from JJBA VS KAMEN RIDER W SHOES
LIGHTNING McQUEEN CROCS VS THE RED BOOTS CHIDI HATES from The Good Place
GLASS SLIPPER from Cinderella VS DR. ALBERT KRUEGER'S SHOES
Greed (from Fullmetal Alchemist)'s POINTY SHOES VS Wander (from Wander Over Yonder)'s shoes
CRUSH STATION (yes the whole shop) from Splatoon VS Mela's TOO-BIG BOOTS from Pokémon SV
Sora's VERY BIG YELLOW SHOES from Kingdom Hearts VS KAMEN RIDER EX-AID SHOES
SEVEN LEAGUE BOOTS from the folktales VS Star Butterfly's ENTIRE SHOE COLLECTION
GRIND SHOES (aka SOAP shoes) from Sonic Adventure 2 VS Demoman TF2'S boots
Noggin (My Singing Monsters) Kinetic Kicks VS KINKY BOOTS BOOTS
SWING-230G from Real Life VS RUBY SLIPPERS from The Wizard of Oz
Hobie Brown's boots VS Ryu Natsume's shoes
SPRAY-ON SHOES (Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) VS F.F.'s uniform('s shoes) (JJBA)
Bayonetta's GUN HEELS VS Cure Summer's shoes
Alya Césaire (Miraculous whatever)'s shoes VS Faust Guilty Gear sick kicks.
AT LAST we can determine the FUNKIEST shoe, thereby proving that we are willing to make and follow tournaments no matter how inane the topic.
PEACE!
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aromanticannibal · 1 year
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mha characters physical headcanons (does that even make sense idk im french). this is in absolutely no order im just popping these up as I go
shouto is blind on his burnt side, the good ol headcanon. his eyes is a very dull blue
shinsou has a scar across his face from forster parents putting muzzles on him
bakugou is hard of hearing
aizawa has a single tattoo and it's a cat sleeping on a cloud
mic has a shit ton of tattoos including but not limited to : a matching tattoo of a cat meowing on a cloud, a lot of clouds, aizawa's goggles and capture weapon, music notes and partitions of his favorite songs, his own hero name, etc
midnight is tall as shit, shes taller than aizawa. mic is only 1cm taller than her but she wears heels all the time so she's still taller. she loves to tease people about it
I know it's just a funky thing horikoshi does to his characters sometimes but shinsou is actually one of the only people in the show to have white pupils. people's eyes mimic his pupils when shinsou brainwashes them.
aizawas hair is really thick and curly, but he takes terrible care of it.
on the topic of aizawas hair, sometimes it floats a bit when he's flustered, surprised, angry, excited etc
shinsou's hair just does that. it stands on its own and it's terrible and shinsou used to hate it but he comforts himself thinking it kinda looks like aizawas.
midoriya and mina are blasian i am right
mina has vitiligo
kaminari has a bunch of lighting shaped scars. also he's south asian and brown skinned because I said so
this is literally just how I edit hori's sketches now lmao (cough cough @lunejump)
iidas legs are fucking covered in scars and he refuses to say how he for them
ochako's cheeks are naturally really pink.
ochako's has chubby muscle dad bod vibe kinda. she'll beat the shit out of you anyway. she's also super small and wears discreet platform shoes sometimes
tsuyu's skin is just straight up green. I really just want her to be more frog like lmao. she got frog eyes too. toad skin in places with the little bumps and shit. also she's autistic I KNOW I SAID PHYSICAL HEADCANONS BUT SHH
dabi desperately needs glasses. he also has terrible dry eye because of the whole no tear duct situation, so in general he just doesn't see shit. he pays a lot fo attention to noise because of that.
dabi's hair is very fluffy and thick naturally, but dying it (+yknow the burning) made it really damaged (its why it's spikier than when he was young)
toga has a bunch of vampire features, notably : glowing eyes, pointy ears, the good ol' fangs, naturally sharp nails, pale ass skin from being sensible to sunlight, etc. she really likes garlic tho dont get her wrong
toga also got tattoos at some point, not a lot tho cuz she started only a bit after joining the league. she has : a lot of hearts, a bat, couple of knifes, "stainy <3" (she did this one by herself so it's a bit wobbly). she wants to get tattoos that ressemble her friends from the league, especially for twice, magne, dabi and shiggy.
mic has piercings. obviously. he has nipple piercings (listen im just a man), a nose ring (he doesn't wear it when doing hero work), a bunch of ear piercings, and an eyebrow one.
when they were in high school, mic got aizawa to get snake bites. aizawa stopped wearing them somewhere in his 20s so they closed back, and mic is constantly trying to get him to get them redone.
midnight prolly has matching nipple piercings with mic honestly they'd do that
shigaraki's hair is surprisingly soft because kurogiri makes him take care of it. when kurogiri gets arrested, his hair starts to get more tangled because no one brushes it anymore.
fuyumi, rei and dabi have the same hair type (wavy, thick fluffy hair)
shinsou stays pretty skinny no matter how much he muscles up. he has a fast metabolism and struggles to take on weight
aizawa is so fucking hairy its terrible
mic's mustache is like that because it's the only thing he manages to grow
mic's hair is like the opposite of aizawa's. it's straight and stringy, and its pretty damaged despite mic's efforts to take care of it because of all the hair gel
bakugou has heavy acne on his face and back, which is why he takes very good care of his skin. he doesn't really care if people think it's ugly, he just doesnt want it to hurt like a bitch
hagakure is really pale because the sun technically never really touches her skin. her eyes and hair are a weird pale color for a similar reason. not like anyone sees it much though.
MOMO IS TRANS MOMO IS TRANS I AM RIGHT. she was able to transition early on thanks to her parents acceptance and money.
momo is a bit chubby and taller than most of the boys in the class. she's never shy about eating a lot, especially since its what makes her quirk work, and she tends to get really hungry after using it a lot.
jirou often gets overwhelmed because of how much she can hear. think of dolores from encanto she can hear a lot.
her earjacks are really sensible too, but she doesn't really have anything to protect them.
jirou's irises are a very bright red.
hatsume is blasian, she has pink dreads
her arms are pretty muscly from working a lot on heavy stuff. she also has a lot of different scars on her hands and some on her face from her lack of care for safety
concerning shouto, the carpet does match the drapes. he isn't that hairy tho.
shouto has a couple of burn and frostbite scars on his arms from training too much. the burn ones are older, since he didn't use his flames for a long time.
shinsou is the type of pale thats so pale you can kinda see veins under the skin. he calls himself a corpse pretty often. it's also why his eyebags are so visible.
mirko is probably albino tbh (this is 100% inspired by that one edit)
while bakugou's palms are always super hot and sweaty, midoriya's are very cold for no reason.
midoriya bites his nails and the skin around them, often 'til it bleeds, so his fingers are. in a state (im just calling myself out at this point lmao)
mic has heterochromia and is hard of hearing
all might's eyes weren't blue before he got ofa. I like to think ofa modifies the user's appearance a bit, notably with the eyes. all might's eyes changed so luch because he went from no quirk to mastering ofa.
midoriya's eyes are very green naturally but when he uses ofa a lot, there's a blue tint as well (think the overhaul fight)
kirishima's hair must be so fucking damaged man. his hair is naturally black but he dyes it a very bright color, so he probably needs to bleach it a lot. it's probably permanent dye too since he wants to keep it like that, and he probably dyes his roots often too. plus the hair gel. he probably went through the elastic hair pain
bakugou's eyes are an orangey red, while kirishima's are blood red.
similar to all might and midoriya, aoyama's eyes became that bright sparkly blue when he got gifted his quirk. they're probably kinda glittery looking. his eyes were probably brown originally
kendo has stretch marks and some scars on her hands from them changing size so often. it doesn't really hurt tho.
shinsou probably had braces at some point
kaminari has a tooth gap
sero is part latino. he has brown eyes also.
sero's skin gets sticky sometimes. he hates it because people think he's dirty. It's really just a side effect of his quirk.
because I'm trypophobic I refuse to think sero has holes in his elbows. his tape is probably a sort of extension of his skin, and the weird shape in his elbows are here to help produce the thing.
denki has an eyebrow piercing
shinsou's eyes glow slightly when he's using his quirk, but it's not that noticeable.
aizawa's eyes glow yellow (like in the manga because I love yellow). otherwise his irises are completely black. it's unnerving
aizawa actually isnt that silent when he speaks, unless he's trying to. he has a big voice.
mic is actually very silent when he wants to because he's used to controlling the volume of his voice. also, he's very good at doing weird shit with his voice.
similarly, shinsou is very good at mimicking voices and sounds. he struggles a bit with high voices because his voice is naturally deep, but he's good at imitating birds and cats. he can purr also because I said so.
im losing inspiration unfortunately. feel free to share ur headcanons in the tags or in reblogs (even if they go against mine it's fine lmao). have a good day
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