Chell sings but there is no sound
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the song lyrics to both the Portal ending songs being formatted like emails cracks me up to an unreasonable degree because imagine like..
Chell, months after finally leaving Aperture for good, settles down in an abandoned little house in a dead suburban neighborhood. After managing to get some electricity going, she discovers that the house actually has an intact, functioning computer.
Immediately after booting it up and opening the mail, she discovers that her definitely-not-over-it supercomputer tormentor has already managed to internet-stalk her and discover the email address she is currently using and is in the middle of flooding her inbox with shit like:
"<
[email protected]> STILL ALIVE BTW - This was a triumph..."
"<
[email protected]> DON'T COME BACK - Well here we are again..."
"<
[email protected]> I MET BATMAN I DON'T NEED YOU - Funny story I forgot how..."
"<
[email protected]> I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - You were in my dreams... "
"<
[email protected]> RE: I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - DON'T TRY TO OPEN THAT ONE I CAN'T DELETE..."
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shitty meme spawned from AM basically being the forefather of the evil ai trope
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Chelley week, day 1 - Cuddles
She had to admit she was sleeping better. Having an actual bed was easier on her back, her nightmares were becoming increasingly less common, and for the first time in memory, Chell was getting full nights of rest. It defied logic how, even with Wheatley interrupting every single one of her routines, rituals she had carefully devised to keep her body and mind safe, she now felt more comfortable than she ever had before. Before he gave it a try, she had been sure that if anyone had tried to wrap themselves so tightly around her while she slept, they would have recieved a series of kicks and elbows to their shins, stomach, and potentially their face. Now, she sunk back into him, listening to the way he quietly snored into her back, and she couldn't imagine sleeping any other way.
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A different kind of iterator
mostly just thinking:You know what other complex size supercomputer 'died' and got revived?
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There’s no time to explain, take this and keep testing
(A little turret that I made for my dear friend’s bday!! They are a huge portal enthusiast like me and we’re also planning on going to a con together, cosplaying as Aperture employees :D)
(Here’s also a better photo of it!)
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i just cannot get over how expressive wheatley is in portal 2
like, he's a ball. a ball with a big eye. there's no way he shows as many expressions as he does, but you can always see what he's thinking or how he feels just from how that ball looks
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