Music Genre
𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !
Cracky and treated seriously, yes i did write an entire fic to further my k-pop propaganda, adhd!Catherine Parr
↳ Catherine Parr, Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anna of Cleves, Katherine Howard
𝐀𝐨𝟑
1.081 words
To be honest they kind of should have seen this coming from the moment 'HIP' entered Cathy's pre-show playlist.
And then 'MAISON' got added, then came 'Yes I Am' and then next was 'Good Night' a few days later 'Decalcomanie' got added and you can't forget that not even a day later 'Scream' got added.
Cathy had found a new hyperfixation.
"I physically need SuA to step on me."
Anne choked on her drink, Catalina staring with her mouth agape. "Do you even know what you just said?"
Cathy looked up from their phone, pausing whatever they were listening to. "What?"
Anne regained her composure, hitting her chest a few times. "Cathy! You can't just say that!"
"What? What did i say?"
"Mija, i love you. I am not awake enough to deal with your shit." Catalina muttered, holding her head in her hands. "One normal morning is all i ask."
"What did i say??"
Anne blinked a few times then burst into laughter. "Nothing, nothing kid, what are you listening to?"
Cathy visibly lit up as they showed their phone to the second queen.
A dreamcatcher song.
Huh, that explains it.
…
Kate was what the queens liked to call their strongest soldier.
It was jokingly, and only ever used in the context of Cathy's hyperfixations.
She was the only one who hadn't fallen for what Cathy called their fixation propaganda. Every time a new hyperfixation came around they'd try to drag one of the queens to enjoy the same thing.
Anna had fallen victim to their hyperfixation on heathers, Anne and Catalina had fallen for the mythical creatures hyperfixation, Jane, although surprisingly, fell when Cathy's hyperfixation on Pirates of the Caribbean rolled around.
Kate hadn't yet though which is why she earned the playful nickname of their strongest soldier.
But this time around, Kate had to admit, Cathy wasn't lying when she said k-pop was banging.
Okay, maybe she'd decided to try listening to some songs on her own, it was just a genre of music anyway.
And now she'd been listening to Twice's 'Fancy' on repeat for the last half hour.
"Damnit Cathy.."
…
"For FREE?!"
Anna snorted as she looked over to what could have possibly prompted this reaction.
"I am so gay." Cathy mumbled as they curled into their chair.
"What, are you watching porn?"
"NO!"
Cathy snapped their head around to meet Anna's gaze, their face flushed beet red. "Just a picture."
Anna raised a brow. "Can i see?"
"..No."
"Is it porn?"
"No!"
Cathy's face flushed darker as Anna burst into laughter.
"It's just an insta post." They mumbled, curling in a little further. "Hwasa's hot as fuck and i have a thing for backs.."
"Why do you have a thing for backs? And hands for that matter, where did that come from?" Anna asked.
"I honestly do not know."
…
Jane snapped out of her baking at the sound of sobs, immediate concern growing on her face as she put everything down to follow the noise.
It was the middle of the day, what could have possibly happened?
Jane furrowed her brows when she noticed where the sobs were coming from.
"Cathy?" Her concern grew when the only response she got was more quiet sniffles.
Jane opened the door and found Cathy laying on their bed, watching something. "Cathy? What's up?"
The blue queen quickly dried their eyes as Jane moved to sit next to them. "It's stupid." They mumbled in response.
"If you're crying it's not stupid.." Jane smiled softly, resting a hand on Cathy's knee
Cathy smiled back. "No, seriously, it's stupid. Nothing trauma related."
Jane raised a brow. "Then what?"
Cathy opened their mouth to answer, but apparently thinking about the topic was too much as they let out a sob instead.
As another sob tore from their throat they decided the best course of action was to shove their phone into Jane's hands.
"Cathy…."
"..."
"This is a dreamcatcher performance."
Cathy almost sobbed again. "It's so much more! It's their first win after like six years in the industry! It's so emotional and it happened like a year ago but i'm just so not over it!"
Jane chuckled and shook her head fondly as Cathy broke into a new round of tears.
"And their song reason just made it so much worse!"
Jane could barely hold in her laughter as Cathy's tears found a new intensity.
"There there.." Jane took Cathy into a hug with a fond smile, letting the sixth cry into her shoulder.
Oh the others would so be hearing about this.
…
"Ha! Cathy, have you heard 1 cm?"
Cathy groaned as Kate jumped next to them on the couch.
"Yes, yes i have. I'm the mamamoo stan."
"You're shorter than their shortest member!"
Kate squealed with laughter as Cathy narrowed their eyes. "Please, don't remind me. Besides, it's two centimeters."
"What are you two on about?" Anne hummed as she took a spot on the chair by the couch.
Kate got a mischievous grin on her face, which only grew when Cathy gave her a look which could only be read as 'don't you dare.'
"There's this song from mamamoo, one of Cathy's favorite groups."— Kate snorted— "It's about the members' height difference… Cathy is shorter than their shortest."
Anne barked out a laugh as Cathy groaned, her giggles anything but dying down as Cathy moved to hide their face.
"By two centimeters." Cathy said, though it came out muffled from their position.
"It counts!" Kate giggled.
"God, I hate the both of you."
…
On those rare occasions they wouldn't have any shows, the ever so comfortable free day, the six queens would gather in the living room purely to hang out in silence with each other. They'd make plans to go out, but when the day arrived they'd always all be too tired to actually go through with it.
There was a show on the tv, the first three queens being the only ones even vaguely paying attention to it.
Anna was scrolling through her social media absentmindedly, and to be frank with you no one really knew what Kate was doing on her phone, Cathy hadn't disclosed anything either but that was honestly a pretty easy guess.
Cathy's screen would catch Kate's attention every once in a while when she saw a face she'd grown familiar with over the past week.
"I need you guys to understand how hot Joy is while driving."
"WHO THE FUCK IS JOY????"
This fic is a mess/pos, please reblog it anyway/lh/j
10 notes
·
View notes
have i ever told you that i love you?
Wow it’s been a while, but hi! New fic, coming at you, live!
Kat isn’t sure Jane knows how much she loves her. Turns out, Jane very much knows.
WC: 1778
It wasn't unusual for any of the girls to go out for a night on the town, and it wasn’t unusual for Jane to politely decline going out for a night on the town. She’d much rather prefer to wind down the night with a glass of wine as opposed to a crazy night of too many drinks and a hangover the next morning. Unfortunately for her, that often left her as the designated driver for the women who chose to go out.
Not that she minded- getting calls at two in the morning almost every weekend from one of her girls to come pick them up was much better than the phone call she could be getting about them trying to drive home under the influence. Oh, she would kill them if she ever got that call.
Most weekends, Jane Seymour sat at home with Kat under her arm and dozing as she waited for Anne or Anna to call her, but this weekend Kat decided to go out with them.
“I’ll be fine Mum,” Kat had said to her as she got ready. “Cathy will be there, and she’ll make sure I’m okay.”
“Okay love,” the woman in gray sighed. “But you know that you can always-”
“I know, I know,” the pink haired woman smiled. “If I feel uncomfortable at any point, you’ll come pick me up.”
“Good,” Jane said quietly and pressed a kiss to her head. “I love you.”
“I love you too, Mum,” Katherine breathed softly as she applied the last of her makeup. She stood and looked at Jane. “Do I look okay?”
“Beautiful, darling,” the blonde said honestly. “You look beautiful.”
Anna had come and picked her up a few hours ago, and Jane was dozing in and out of sleep on the couch when her phone rang for the first of many times that night. Kat’s name and contact picture lit up her phone.
She hurried to answer it, clearing the sleepiness out of her voice. “Hi love.”
“Mum!” Kat’s excited voice rang through the phone, just a bit too loudly. “Mum! I don’t want to come home yet, but I wanted to call you and tell you that I love you!”
Jane could hear the loud club music playing in the background and the slight slur in her daughter’s words. “Okay love,” she chuckled out. “I love you too. Are you having fun?”
“Yes!” Katherine grinned. “So much fun! But I wish you were here!”
“Is Cathy around?”
“She’s right here! Do you want to talk to her?”
“Please, love.” The blonde can hear the phone being shuffled to Cathy, and she can hear her daughter excitedly telling the other woman Jane wanted to speak with her.
“Jane?”
“Is Kat being safe?” is Jane’s immediate question.
“I’m keeping an eye on her. She’s a little... intoxicated, but she’s okay. She’s mostly just dancing with Anne and Anna.”
“O-okay, just... keep an eye on her please. She’s had a bit of a rough week, and I don’t want her to hit that point where all of the-”
“I know Jane,” Cathy laughed into the phone softly. “I’m watching out for her, and if she wants to come home, I’ll give you a call okay? Any other calls, you can just ignore. Her and Anne have been calling pretty much everyone at the show to tell them they love them.”
The blonde couldn’t help but laugh. “Sounds like them.”
That was the first of eight calls Jane got before she got the call from Cathy to come pick the lot up.
“Mum!” Kat’s voice crackled through the phone. “I just- I just wanted to let you know that I love you! Okay, bye!”
“Mum!” The pink haired woman sounded fairly more intoxicated at this point. “I- I wish you were here! Annie and I have been dancing all night, and it’s so much fun! I wish you were here though! I love you!”
“Mum! I- I just got hit on at the bar, and because you taught me how to say no, he walked away! I didn’t even shake! You would’ve been so proud of me if you were here. I’ll be waiting for my kiss on the forehead when you come pick us up!” Jane grinned at that one. She was so proud of her daughter, and she would give her more than just one kiss on the forehead for that feat. “Anyway, I have to go, but I just wanted to tell you that, and that I love you!”
“Mum, I love you! I just wanted to remind you of-” her daughter cut herself off, clearly trying to listen to Anne. “Okay! I’m coming! I have to go Mum, but I love you!”
“Mum! There’s this band here, and wow I think you would love them! They have the coolest vibe! I really like them too! I can dance to it, but it’s a bit softer than the stuff that Anne and Anna like to listen to, and I just wish you were here to listen to it- wait!” She stopped talking, and Jane could hear the music a bit more clearly. It wasn’t bad. “Anyways, I wish you were here to dance with us. Okay, I love you! Bye!”
“Mum!” It was quiet in the background as opposed to the other calls. “I went outside for some air, and don’t worry- Cath is with me, she’s just sitting on the bench watching me while I- well, anyway, I- I just- I hope you know I love you. Like, I really, really love you. I can’t tell you how much I love you and appreciate you, and- thank you for being my mum. I love you, okay bye.”
Jane’s phone rang for the ninth time that night, and it was finally the call that she was waiting for.
“Hey,” she sighed into the phone.
“Hey Janey,” Cathy’s soft voice came through. “We’re ready to come pick us up if you don’t mind. If you’re too tired though, we can always catch a ride.”
“No, no- no need for that hun,” the motherly woman groaned out as she stood from her place on the couch and stretched. “I’ll be there in about ten minutes. Please be ready.”
“We will b-”
“Cath! Are you talking to my mum? Can you tell her I love her?” Kat’s voice rang out.
“Tell my daughter I’ll be there soon, and please- for the love of God- get some water in that girl,” the blonde instructed.
“Already working on-”
“Cath! Tell my mum I love her!”
Jane could practically hear the writer roll her eyes. “Kat says she loves you.”
“Tell her I know, and I love her too. I’ll be there in ten,” she relayed once again as she turned the doorknob and left the house.
She pulled up ten minutes later, as promised, and the women filed into her car with varying degrees of difficulty. She couldn’t help but chuckle softly when Kat flung herself into the backseat and immediately leaned forward to press a kiss to Jane’s cheek. As she dropped them off at their houses, the blonde received many thanks. Finally, it was just her and her daughter, heading home for the night. Kat slid into the passenger seat with a pleasantly buzzed smile on her face, albeit a sleepy smile.
“Come on, love,” Jane cooed. “Time to get you home and get you to bed.”
“M’kay mum,” the pink haired woman closed her eyes as she curled up as best she could in the seat. The mother couldn’t help but let out a soft laugh at that.
As the blonde got her daughter into bed that night, Katherine fell asleep quickly, but not before telling Jane that she loved her again.
“I love you too,” she replied softly, brushing a few baby hairs off of her daughter’s forehead and pressing a gentle kiss to it. “Get some sleep, sweetheart. I’ll see you in the morning.”
And she did. The older woman slept in just a bit, the late night expedition taking some energy away from her. As she stumbled down the steps, a sweatshirt pulled tightly to her body, she heard Kat coming up behind her.
“Good morning love,” Jane sighed once she was at the bottom of the steps. She felt arms wrap around her immediately. “How are you this morning?”
“Good!” Katherine smiled at her brightly. “I had a really good time last night. How are you?” She kissed Jane’s cheek as she walked past. “Should I start your tea?”
The blonde grinned sleepily. “Please. I’ll start on breakfast.”
They reconvene on the couch a few minutes later, just happy to be in each others’ company.
“Thank you for taking care of the coffee and tea, honey,” Jane planted a kiss on Kat's hairline as she handed her a plate. Kat couldn’t have beamed up at her mother more brightly. After she settled, she leaned over again to kiss her forehead again. That kiss was for the phone call last night, not that the younger woman knew that yet.
“Have I ever told you that I love you?” the younger woman asked softly as she sipped her coffee.
Jane stifled a laugh before casually replying, “Many times. I’ve saved seven of your drunk voicemails.”
Kat’s eyes grew comically wide. “What?!”
“You called me last night eight times to tell me you love me,” Jane bit her lip to keep herself from laughing too hard. “I picked up the first one, but then Cathy told me to just let the other calls go, and she would call if anything happened or when you were all ready to be picked up.”
The pink haired girl’s cheeks were almost as pink as her hair, clearly a bit embarrassed.
“There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, love. It was sweet. You sounded like you had quite the night.” At Kat’s nod, the blonde continued. “And I’m very proud of you for saying no to the man who hit on you at the bar- that last forehead kiss was specifically requested, by you, for your actions.”
“I-” she closed her eyes as her lips formed a tight line. “Oh my god, that’s so embarrassing.”
“Should we listen to them?” Jane’s eyes twinkled. “I do love hearing how much my daughter loves me.”
The daughter groaned. “We don’t need to do that! I can just tell you right-” she was cut off by her own clearly intoxicated voice and her mother’s giggling.
They spend that morning listening to the voicemails, and then playfully arguing over whether Jane should delete the messages or not.
She didn’t.
52 notes
·
View notes