jasons supposed to be the handsomest demi god in the series and he gets zero play
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sorry did we all just ignore etho saying "i've been robbed multiple times" on scar's stream last night ?!?!?!
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but did you try telling him he's your very best, most special boy when he listens, obi-wan? did you try spanking him when he doesn't? because i don't think you have. i think there are plenty tools you are leaving in your toolbox here lol
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I love how everyone loved Martin the moment they met him. Except for Alexander j newall.
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NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME PULP PERFORMED AT THE UK PREMERE OF PULP FICTION ??
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funniest tumblr experience for me will always be the time i reblogged a slasher movie themed photoshoot of frank iero of my chemical romance and said he was hot and a mutual of many years blocked me and then made multiple posts about me because they somehow thought it was a real crime scene photo .
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Meet Reset's ragtag group of crime do-ers! (Aka, the Crew. Reset, Orchid, Stereo, and Monochrome!)
Reset's group started out between just himself and Orchid, when they were like, 14 and no one suspected them. The moment they had to go on the run, though, they changed up their strategy.
Orchid still kills. Reset is physically incapable of killing thanks to his magic, so Orchid does all the dirty work (and gets EXP, LV, and more HP thanks to it). She's also high-key the reason this entire operation is possible, because the next guy is
Stereo. Stereo is Fresh's adopted son, and is younger than Reset by a few years. They kidnapped him to ward off the adults, at first, but quickly realized that he was good to use as a human (monster) shield. He's there unwillingly, kept on a tight leash by Orchid's strings, but it's really not too bad unless they're out on a run. He ends up friends with Reset and Orchid... eventually. When they finally tell him what's going on.
Then Monochrome. Mono is the son of Ink and Cross, but is more of a vessel. He was used to contain the X-Event vial, and therefore is 100% capable of using Overwrite. He didn't plan to get involved with the group, but he stumbled across them one day and was too freaked out by Reset's (entirely harmless) scythe to refuse helping them. He mostly just makes portals that Haphazard (leader of the 'good guys') can't trace through the code. Overwrite makes it possible for them to disappear to their base without a trace. And hide their base.
Reset is very grateful for them, despite knowing Orchid is forcing one of them to stay, and the other is just curious and spooked. Reset's not the *best* boss, but after a long day of soul-collecting, he's been known to play video games or watch a movie with his crew.
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the single funniest moment of nhie season 3 was when ben had his dramatic "it's time to move on and heal peace and love 💝" moment and decided he was going to let go of devi and then 3 seconds later he's like "ok change of plans fuck that" and it all goes to the trash we love a self destructive king !!!!
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Dragons are fake. I'm sorry your friends lied to you about them.
Unless you're just purposely being gross? Matt should go after you instead of those transfems.
this is the most pleasantly inoffensive anon hate I've ever received in my life. I forgive you. maybe one day when you're an adult we can actually be friends.
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i think i escaped the sniper
one day bojan comes to the rehearsal with a hoarse voice and the boys are like "jesus fucking christ bojan ur such a slu"- *gunshots*
god these fucking--- where are all these snipers coming from?!?!?!
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Paul Maurice was asked what's the psychological impact on the team of Bob doing the saves he does. And he was like "the psychological impact is that you don't have to go to therapy as much" ckgjfkfkfmfj
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