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The time is near! Mark your calendars and set aside some cash for this Summerween, as pre-orders for the GF Hunkles Calendar for 2025/2026 will be going Iive at 6PM EDT on June 22!
This project depends on pre-orders to be funded, so if you want to own a calendar, you must be sure to help us spread the word.
Heck, give it a reblog even if you don't intend to buy one. Please?
The pre-order period will last 2 weeks, closing on July 6.
Since this calendar covers 24 months, it will be priced at $30 USD.
To boost the funding for the new calendar, the digital versions of the previous calendars (2022, 2019, and 2017) and the Wayfaring Strangers art book will also be for sale during (and after) the pre-order period. The old digital calendars will be $5, and Wayfaring Strangers will be $10.
Calendars and digital downloads will be listed on my Etsy shop: The Salmon Shack
Remember, all proceeds from the calendar will be donated to A New Way of Life Reentry Project who provide crucial assistance to people rebuilding their lives after incarceration.
Keep your eyes on this blog for all future updates, and most importantly,
Please reblog!
#gravity falls#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#stanford pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#Bill Cipher#Fiddleford McGucket#ford pines#stan pines#gfhunklescalendar2526
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Stan proportions guide
I was helping a friend with something and accidentally made a whole ass style guide
It’s mostly based off my own style and may vary from the show, but this is the appealing proportions that I’ve found work for me.
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FINALLY got around to those palette challenges people sent a while ago. I'll be honest I cheated on most of these because I only see palettes as a guideline rather than a strict set of rules... for the most part it worked out though.
thanks to everyone who sent a request in ^_^ !!
bonus comic below the cut
related to the hell froze over pic, I think they invite pacifica over to mcgucket manor a lot more next summer
she's suffering in only the ways a baby lesbian in 2013 can suffer
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#mabel pines#stanley pines#fiddauthor#lab creations#these were a fun thing to do after being artblocked for a month#although the last two are ugly. sorry. I really didn't like the colors and that impacted the final product -_-#anyway. EAT !!!! [throwing birdseed]
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Making more of the boys out and about on their adventure so here’s a WIP
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#art wip#rough sketch#don’t know when I’ll get this done#since I have to make something for their birthday#but hopefully soon!
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:3
#gf#stan pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#gravity falls stan fanart
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So basically, Ford's back, and I've been pretending to be him for the past 30 years, also I faked my death -
#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls#gf fanart#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#sherman pines#shermie pines#grandpa shermie
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#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#stan pines#stanley pines
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Family portrait height based + Bill
#hahaha HAHAHA I love drawing my AU designs#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#gravity falls au#mabel pines#dipper pines#stanley pines#hyparrt
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A little while ago I saw online someone had made a DND character sheet for Ford Pines. In the ability scores area, they had intelligence as the highest (makes sense), and strength as one of the lowest (fair enough)
But then they had wisdom as second highest and dexterity as second lowest, and I gotta say, I think those two need to be flipped
I mean let’s start with dexterity. Now I’m not an expert on DND by any means so apologies if I am misunderstanding dexterity here, but others have pointed out that Ford spent his entire adulthood chasing after and/or running from paranormal creatures. I guess I just feel like he has to have high dexterity for him to have even survived all those years.
Also this
But wisdom being low is where I feel most strongly.
I wouldn’t be the first to point out that Ford, while highly intelligent, completely lacks common sense.
People have noted that the safety measures for turning the portal on and off should have been reverse, that the portal shouldn’t have been that easy to turn on by accident and yet it required at least two people to turn it off.
He keeps an infinity die in a “cheap plastic case”
He gives a 12 year old a cross bow
He gives another 12 year old a mind control tie and tells him to “use it responsibly”
He takes Dipper out on several missions that were probably too dangerous for him, refer to the magnet gun above, where Dipper, if he didn’t do it right, could have fallen to his death, and Ford also took him on the mission to shoot Bill for …some reason???? Leave the 12 year old at home when you go kill god to save the world from the current apocalypse! Why do I even need to say that??? Also “don’t worry I’ve been down here countless times and all the aliens are dead…probably”
As I recall, “Bill proofing the shack” was his first line of defense and “Bill proof our minds” was “the next best thing” …shouldn’t those be reversed??? You gotta leave the shack at some point????
According to journal 3, Ford was the one who encouraged Stan to take the kids on a road trip RIGHT AFTER BILL PROOFING THE SHACK, which completely defeats the purpose of doing that in the first place.
I’ve pointed this out before, “Mabel will be fine! I watched her become pen pals with the pizza delivery man in the 15 seconds he was at the door!” … Ford…that’s creepy has hell, keep that pizza delivery man away from your niece!”
When weirdmageddon started he wrote in his journal????? And drew a lovely little detailed image?????
See that little greenish sticky note at the top? That’s my little note that says “when did you have time to write this?????” Seriously what. “It’s the end of the world…i gotta draw this and write a little entry on it before I save everyone!!!” It’s the drawing that really gets me. Okay write a note in case someone else has to take over but WHY THE DRAWING
And finally, everyone is holding hands at the Cipher Wheel. Stan is essential and is refusing to join unless Ford thanks him for saving him. Ford reluctantly does so. It’s now clear that Stan is willing to put everyone, Dipper and Mabel included, at risk just because he wants a thank you, so Ford decides this is a really good time to CORRECT STAN’S GRAMMAR
Look I say this with love but,
Ford may be the smartest people in the room but he’s also the biggest dumbass in the room. This man has no wisdom.
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More thoughts because I apparently need to draft an entire backstory before I can write a "drabble" (which will definitely not be a drabble), aka, more lore ideas for a show that's already been picked over with a fine-tooth comb a million times, but here we are, years late, Starbucks in hand, as the old meme goes.
At the end of the whole Weirdmaggedon fiasco, Ford makes his hilariously inept proposition for him and Stan to go sailing the Arctic (Ford's heart was in the right place, but this is not how you want to introduce the possibility of fulfilling your childhood dream to your estranged and traumatized brother of 30+ years).
Anyway, Ford's lack of social skills aside, we know the general location of where they're heading from Ford's fancy-pants watch.
Now, they have a few options to get to the Spooky in the Arctic.
Take the Panama Canal
Take the Northwest Passage
Start their trip from the East Coast
Option 1: The Panama Canal, aka, a legitimate, if unlikely idea
While private vessels can cross the canal, it looks like the cost of doing so runs about $2500, maybe not an issue for the Pines twins by the end of the show, but in addition to this, crossing the Canal requires 4 linemen, who Stan and Ford would have to hire. My instinct says they wouldn't be so interested in this, at first. Maybe Ford's fixation on the Arctic was just an excuse, but given his canonical enthusiasm, I doubt he would want to deviate too far from that course. Likely the Stan twins come back later do the Canal, on their way back to Oregon. Maybe.
Option 2: The Northwest Passage, aka Death
A route through the Arctic has been the dream of many an explorer for centuries. In recent times, mostly due to global warming, the Northwest Passage has become a sliver of a option to get from West to East. Territorial and political disputes aside, it's still a wildly unsafe option, and one I imagine Ford would love to give a go at, considering all the lore surrounding the Franklin Expedition. Stan, however, would vote this down immediately. He'd like for him and his brother to live to see sixty. And not resort to cannibalism. At least not immediately.
Option 3: Setting Off From Jersey, aka, You Can Go Home Again (But Not For Too Long)
Our final option is for the Pines twins to set off on their adventure from the good old East Coast. Aside from the narrative symmetry, it's also the most practical option. This leaves us with some tantalizing loose ends. Do Stan and Ford build their boat in Oregon and then haul it cross-country? (And what a trip that would be). Or would they have it shipped and meet it later? (Realistic, but boring). Or maybe they go back East and build/order/buy the boat there. And by there, I do feel like there's no other place they could go through with this idea than Jersey. Now, they can't go from the major ports (the Port Authority Ports of New York and New Jersey, which are mainly located in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Newark, and...Bayonne). But! There are a bevy of slips and marinas up and down the Jersey coastline, perfect places to build/buy/refurbish a vessel (and a relationship). A place to leave a lifetime of ill-will behind and start anew.
This makes me think about Stan and Ford, back in Jersey after all that time, probably not too far from where they grew up. It would be a wonderful setting to explore some kind of character piece (especially if they go on some of bonkers road trip to get there) and narratively, it just fits too well.
There's no real thesis to this analysis, aside from the idea that Stan and Ford likely began their journey in the exact place they ended it so long ago. As I said, narrative symmetry and all that jazz.
#hello there#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#meta that NO ONE asked for#i apologize to anyone from bayonne#i don't get back east very often but bayonne always had a certain reputation back in the day#i'm sure it's lovely now or something resembling same#anyway thoughts i needed to clear out to get a better grasp on this whole stan and ford drabble challenge#as they're the two character i know the least out of everyone i write
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He meant what he said.
Stan signs Simon up for school when he’s about six years old. Simon then proceeds to skip to the fourth grade, because he’s got Bill levels of genius.
When thinking about giving Simon a friend, I figured that Robbie’s parents were absolutely perfect for the kid. I mean, come on. There’s literally nobody better.
(I know that technically Greg Valentino was supposed to be a teenager in ATOS, but I’m changing it on the premise that I can do what I want)
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#simon pines#greg valentino#son of stan au#son of stan#same coin theory#robbie’s parents
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I can already see the comments…
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#suggestive#artists on tumblr#gf art#procreate#doodle#I want him to smother me#good lord
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I just want to be the little spoon in Stan's bed that gets to fall asleep with his thick arms wrapped up below my bust, his face nuzzling my neck with stubble, and our legs intertwined.
Feeling his chest rise and fall against my back, smelling his scent of sweat, cheap cologne, with cigar, and the heat of his breath on me would be bliss.
Is that too much to ask?
#stan pines#stanley pines#post about stan#grunkle stan#hunkle stan#i love him#silver fox#makes me swoon#im smitten for him#he makes my knees buckle#🤤🥹🫦🥰😍☺️👄💋😘😈🫶😏
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Gravity Falls
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