This is in the post for today's TAZ episode on our website, but it just felt right to post it here too, sans context.

The only king of England I recognize is Crawford Muttner (you can call him mutt, everybody does)

Travis: Can I suggest proposing to your girlfriend of eight years? Justin: In WoW! Travis: Yeah! Griffin: No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Travis: This can only go well, don't listen to Griffin!

The Adventure Zone is so funny with regard to the boys’ interactions with Clint because sometimes they’re like “what do you think Daddy?” or “whoa Daddy that was so cool!” and other times it’s “I’ve told you this so many times old man you have a microphone, if you yell again I’m evicting you”

THE ADVENTURE ZONE VS DRACULA

I’m really enjoying the new series of The Adventure Zone it’s 100% my shit as I love dracula and the mcelroys! I particularly love Lady Godwin because let’s be honest i love a barbarian. Justin’s lady Godwin voice is also just so funny to me! It’s honestly such a fun show and the mad character concepts really pushed my character designs to be more silly and expressive!

Made some slight edits to brother phileaux from my wip because I thought it’d be cute if he was wearing his cowl in his puppet form.

Happy Candlenights to those who celebrate

TAZ vs. Dracula is great because it opens with a horse-drawn carriage chase. In a later episode someone is chastised for double parking their Hyundai Elantra. There are magic light sources and the DJ at the Werehouse is surrounded by electronic music equipment. Everybody thinks the Invisible Man is an asshole. Justin tried to take body shots off of another horse in order to bite it and no longer be a werehorse. Clint basically murdered his character only a couple episodes in despite being told not to do what would kill him. Scenes of light body horror inclination are set to baroque music. Travis finally has a dog

have some taz sapphics, on the house

What compelled Griffin to say this?

I honestly really hate the culture online about how any little slip up related to mental health will haunt you forever. Im gonna be real here and say that people still making fun of travis for the meltdown he had on stream that ONE time is in the same wheelhouse as people who share tiktoks of autistic people having meltdowns in public and laughing at them in the comments.

Like im usually the first person to say that mental illness does not negate your personal responsibility over your actions but when you continuously harass someone for having a meltdown when they have a disorder that causes meltdowns im calling bullshit on that one chief. Youre just a shitty bully.

And furthermore, thats travis's shit to deal with in private channels between the people involved, not your shit to dredge up over and over again as a complete stranger who he doesnt even know exists until you start harassing him about it years after the fact. I know social media culture has eroded the lines between private and public life but jesus christ guys, you can NOT demand that private matters like that be dragged into the public square. Youre basically demanding he stand in front of the whole school and announce hes a bad person while the other kids throw pencils at him. No wonder he wont do that, whats wrong with some of you

This will eventually get posted around to our other accounts but I'm putting it here first cause it's funny and I can lol

ETA: this is the video of the splits contest lmao

Surely this has been done before (I don't care)

Image description: A photograph of Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy. They are sitting at a white table with a white background, seen from the front, chest up. Each of them has their right forearm resting on the table, and their left elbow on the table, making a fist which they rest their chin on in a contemplative way. White speech bubbles above their respective heads read, in black sans serif text, "im justin", "im travis" and "im griffin". A black bar below the image has red serif font in which each letter is on fire. It says, "The McElroy Brothers". End ID.

Justin: I like to keep the taste of death in everybody's mouth at every moment. I think - I think if you're thinking about your death, your eventual death, you're always gonna make the best decision. Travis: You need to live like you're dying and then die like you're dying. Griffin: Yes.

TAZ Hootenanny was SO GOOD. Some of the best money I have spent tbh.