based on: I Made A Roomba That Shoots Anything It Bumps Into

This your doing? What's it doing in my shop? That's not what I sent you credits for. > @trooperst-3v3

plot-twist, that masked stranger is snoke and has been fucking with the coffee supply all along.

Human Resources here. @trooperst-3v3 our fourth (4th) wall appears to be taking slight damage. Please come check on it at your earliest convenience. Thank you and have a productive day.

@trooperst-3v3 Did Hux really do this, or is this Resistance Propoganda?

Hello, I was wondering if you could recommend some SW blogs with no/minimal discourse? There's been so much unecessary negativity in the fandom and I'd love to follow more blogs like yours :)

Tbh I haven’t been looking at my dashboard for months now, so I don’t remember who’s salty and who’s not, but my follow list is admittedly highly curated and I have good trust in these people.

excellent low-sodium blogs for all your sw needs (active in the past month)

@arrivedmad, @reyridlcy, @lukeskywalkerdefensenet, @anakinspadme, @the-force-is-calling-to-you, @threadsketchier, @ben-solo, @teapocaiypse, @starwarsblognumber1001, @lukeskywalkersource, @greedo-shot-second, @shitwheresmylightsaber, @hanandleiasolo, @star-wars-families, @twinion, @mrsdarthvader, @hanleiareyben, @whenanangelfalls, @luke-han-leia, @kylorendaily, @starwarsvillains, @honou-izzu, @tiefighters, @starwarrior, @star-wars-forever, @retrostarwars

special blogs (humor, ask blogs, comics, dank memes)

@trooperst-3v3, @incorrectstarwarsquotes, @anakineatslivebugs, @kylolife, @lightsabertantrums, @anakinneedshelp

and a special mention for all the dead ask blogs I’m still following

@askanithings, @ask-beebeeate, @asktheskywalkers, @askcaptainphasma

Are you lost? (Closed RP)

Aya rushes down the hall pulling, on her boots. Kriff! She would be late for sure! Then Hux could kill her. She pulls on her other boot, ignoring the snickers she got from the other men. She adjusts her helmet and pauldron. Somehow she had managed to pull herself together. Aya yelps when she almost trips over the mouse droid that had been lurking. After Aya eats in the mess hall she reports to Phasma. Who gives her orders and of course warns the trooper of Kylo Ren. He seemed to be in a worse mood than usual. Wait is that even possible? She shrugs when is the man ever happy? @trooperst-3v3

Trying to find a dress for Phasma for @trooperst-3v3‘s boarding school prom. 

@trooperst-3v3 @sinsof-ourfathers @darksidewalker @iamnojedi @rey-of--light @cracked-kyber-crystal @guarded-battalion @alphatwosix @first-order-hr @first-order-medbay @first-order-high-command

And to anyone else that has a "phobia" of Ewoks.

And to any Finn, Poe, Hux, and Phasma blogs that these blogs know.

Support your local (?) droid business. > @trooperst-3v3

ACKNOWLEDGE CREDIT RECEIPT? > @trooperst-3v3

Where do we report flying red objects? Also, we have a lot of damage to a wall in the command centre, maybe because of the flying red object. The flying red object is also quite piss right now and we are kind of scared.

Human Resources here. @trooperst-3v3 we’re willing to pay you overtime if you can work your magic and get that wall back to it’s original condition before any holocalls need to be made from the command centre. As for the red flying objects, assuming they are our General and not his cat, please report them to the medbay and our department. 

In light of recent events we would like to remind all personnel to follow the uniform code and work as efficiently as possible to avoid drawing the General’s attention show that even after these changes in leadership the First Order still functions at the highest levels of professionalism. Have a productive day.

Who is your favorite trooper Do the younger cadets view you as mother Can I hug you Also I want to be like you

1. That honor would go to @trooperst-3v3 2 and 3. Yes.4. We need more fabulous people in the First Order.

Who's your favourite Trooper?

That would be @trooperst-3v3, because he is a hero.

There are captions. Inspired by @trooperst-3v3‘s recent posts. (go read them)

Hey um @trooperst-3v3, found this old photo...thought you might be interested in it for...reasons.