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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?
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This Sunday afternoon I was running for a tram and there was a knock at the door
I live in a city where you don't use the front door so thought "I'm already on my way out, I'll see who it is when I get round the front" (there's too much stuff in the way to even open the front door)
So I get to the front door and
... OK yeah I was a bit surprised.
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im on team walrus
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
#fairy vs walrus#walrus vs fairy#walrus#why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art#like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy#meme art#things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack#maybe#has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet#also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory#i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings#fairy walrus#dragon draws creatures
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Look.
I live in a 3rd floor apartment with no elevator. The stairs are too narrow to get a full-grown walrus up. I couldn't get a couch up them without disassembling it.
The choice isn't between "Magic is real" and something unusual but possible, like a walrus being in someone's front yard. The choice is between "Magic is real and someone wants to talk to me" and "Magic is real and someone used it to teleport a walrus to my door."
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reblogs for greater sample size always appreciated
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but what if the walrus was a fairy
now on redbubble!
#walrus vs fairy#thanks for helping beat the art block i guess#if this gets 100 notes i'll put this on my redbubble#my art#silly art#id in alt text
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Was talking about the Fairy VS walrus poll with some friends which led to "but what about a walrus dressed as a fairy?" and so this was born 😌
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You guys will not fucking believe this
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I feel like even people who are saying they'd be more surprised by the walrus are underestimating the visceral shock of being surprised by a 4000 pound animal. That's the size of like, 20 humans! That is so much animal to be anything but overwhelming, right outside your door! I don't care how rational you are a little sparkly guy is not gonna be more of shock than 4000 pounds with spears coming out of its face
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with apologies to lewis carroll
The Walrus and her Fairy friend
Were strolling down the block;
They paused and then debated on
Which one of them should knock:
‘You know, this might be easier
If we just pick the lock!'
‘If I’m the one to do it
And they find me standing here,
Do you suppose,' the Walrus asked,
That they would shriek in fear?'
The Fairy said ‘I bet they would,’
And shed a bitter tear.
The Walrus and the Fairy then
Walked on a little more,
And came upon the house
That they’d identified before.
They flipped a coin to see which one
Would now approach the door.
‘O Tumblrina, let me in!'
The Walrus did beseech.
‘A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
For I have much to teach.’
(The sounds of this discussion
Were within the Fairy’s reach.)
The Tumblr user looked at him,
But never a word they said:
Too wowed by this new circumstance
To even shake their head.
‘Would you prefer,’ the Walrus sighed,
A Fairy’s knock instead?’
‘The time has come,' the Fairy said,
Accepting his new role,
‘We must admit this visit
Is in service of a goal.’
And then the two together cried,
‘We’re here to take a poll!’
#has anyone done this yet?#surely yes#it was getting stuck in my head every time i saw the poll discussed#so i couldn't resist#walrus vs fairy#fairy vs walrus#my posts
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#sulfur stains#fairy#walrus#fairy vs walrus#walrus vs fairy#walrus fairy poll#polls#fairy walrus poll#the fairy and the walrus
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Fuck it, testing a hypothesis in the fairy/walrus game
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The time has come,' the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why a fairy's at your door—
And whether it has wings.'
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