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I posted 18,037 times in 2022
That's 1,739 more posts than 2021!
401 posts created (2%)
17,636 posts reblogged (98%)
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I tagged 3,204 of my posts in 2022
#anime life - 339 posts
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#iswm - 127 posts
#homestuck - 106 posts
#fnaf - 96 posts
#ofmd - 88 posts
#deltarune - 80 posts
#markcu - 75 posts
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Longest Tag: 140 characters
#yucky but its fine for other people i guess. good in other things but gross as a primary condiment. yummy!!!! i love mushrooms. yucky and gi
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#5
i had a dream last night where i was in a high stakes game of magic the gathering, and even though im very bad at magic the gathering, i was extremely winning because WotC just came out with a new set of cards for like. Pride i guess? and they didnt want to seem homophobic so they were very OP.
anyway heres my best recreation of two of the gay mtg cards
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(the lyrics on the lesbian card are from Dodie's song "She" - I don't remember exactly if those were the lyrics on the card but i DO remember looking at it and going "oh i guess they got Dodie involved in this? ok")
110 notes - Posted April 16, 2022
#4
i think it's really funny when people criticize something they don't like by calling it "soulless". saw someone say that about squishmallows, and said that instead of buying that soullless crap, you could spend the same amount of money buying a real stuffed animal
now, i don't care if they do or don't like squishmallows, but i am fascinated by the premise. squishmallows dont have souls, but other stuffed animals do? is toy story real? are beanie babies going to christian heaven?
319 notes - Posted September 19, 2022
#3
None Of You Know What Haiku Are
I'm going to preface this by saying that i am not an expert in ANY form of poetry, just an enthusiast. Also, this post is... really long. Too long? Definitely too long. Whoops! I love poetry.
If you ask most English-speaking people (or haiku-bot) what a haiku is, they would probably say that it's a form of poetry that has 3 lines, with 5, and then 7, and then 5 syllables in them. That's certainly what I was taught in school when we did our scant poetry unit, but since... idk elementary school when I learned that, I've learned that that's actually a pretty inaccurate definition of haiku. And I think that inaccurate definition is a big part of why most people (myself included until relatively recently!) think that haiku are kind of... dumb? unimpressive? simple and boring? I mean, if you can just put any words with the right number of syllables into 3 lines, what makes it special?
Well, let me get into why the 5-7-5 understanding of haiku is wrong, and also what makes haiku so special (with examples)!
First of all, Japanese doesn't have syllables! There's a few different names for what phonetic units actually make up the language- In Japanese, they're called "On" (音), which translates to "sound", although English-language linguists often call it a "mora" (μ), which (quoting from Wikipedia here) "is a basic timing unit in the phonology of some spoken languages, equal to or shorter than a syllable." (x) "Oh" is one syllable, and also one mora, whereas "Oi" has one syllable, but two moras. "Ba" has one mora, "Baa" has two moras, etc. In English, we would say that a haiku is made up of three lines, with 5-7-5 syllables in them, 17 syllables total. In Japanese, that would be 17 sounds.
For an example of the difference, the word "haiku", in English, has 2 syllables (hai-ku), but in Japanese, はいく has 3 sounds (ha-i-ku). "Christmas" has 2 syllables, but in Japanese, "クリスマス" (ku-ri-su-ma-su) is 5 sounds! that's a while line on its own! Sometimes the syllables are the same as the sounds ("sushi" is two syllables, and すし is two sounds), but sometimes they're very different.
In addition, words in Japanese are frequently longer than their English equivalents. For example, the word "cuckoo" in Japanese is "ほととぎす" (hototogisu).
Now, I'm sure you're all very impressed at how I can use an English to Japanese dictionary (thank you, my mother is proud), but what does any of this matter? So two languages are different. How does that impact our understanding of haiku?
Well, if you think about the fact that Japanese words are frequently longer than English words, AND that Japanese counts sounds and not syllables, you can see how, "based purely on a 17-syllable counting method, a poet writing in English could easily slip in enough words for two haiku in Japanese” (quote from Grit, Grace, and Gold: Haiku Celebrating the Sports of Summer by Kit Pancoast Nagamura). If you're writing a poem using 17 English syllables, you are writing significantly more content than is in an authentic Japanese haiku.
(Also not all Japanese haiku are 17 sounds at all. It's really more of a guideline.)
Focusing on the 5-7-5 form leads to ignoring other strategies/common conventions of haiku, which personally, I think are more interesting! Two of the big ones are kigo, a season word, and kireji, a cutting word.
Kigo are words/phrases/images associated with a particular season, like snow for winter, or cherry blossoms for spring. In Japan, they actually publish reference books of kigo called saijiki, which is basically like a dictionary or almanac of kigo, describing the meaning, providing a list of related words, and some haiku that use that kigo. Using a a particular kigo both grounds the haiku in a particular time, but also alludes to other haiku that have used the same one.
Kireji is a thing that doesn't easily translate to English, but it's almost like a spoken piece of punctuation, separating the haiku into two parts/images that resonate with and add depth to each other. Some examples of kireji would be "ya", "keri", and "kana." Here's kireji in action in one of the most famous haiku:
古池や 蛙飛び込む 水の音 (Furu ike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto) (The old pond — A frog jumps in The sound of the water.)
You can see the kireji at the end of the first line- 古池や literally translates to "old pond ya". The "ya" doesn't have linguistic meaning, but it denotes the separation between the two focuses of the haiku. First, we are picturing a pond. It's old, mature. The water is still. And then there's a frog! It's spring and he's fresh and new to the world! He jumps into the pond and goes "splash"! Wowie! When I say "cutting word", instead of say, a knife cutting, I like to imagine a film cut. The camera shows the pond, and then it cuts to the frog who jumps in.
English doesn't really have a version of this, at least not one that's spoken, but in English language haiku, people will frequently use a dash or an ellipses to fill the same role.
Format aside, there are also some conventions of the actual content, too. They frequently focus on nature, and are generally use direct language without metaphor. They use concrete images without judgement or analysis, inviting the reader to step into their shoes and imagine how they'd feel in the situation. It's not about describing how you feel, so much as it's about describing what made you feel.
Now, let's put it all together, looking at a haiku written Yosa Buson around 1760 (translated by Harold G. Henderson)
The piercing chill I feel: my dead wife's comb, in our bedroom, under my heel
We've got our kigo with "the piercing chill." We read that, and we imagine it's probably winter. It's cold, and the kind of cold wind that cuts through you. There's our kireji- this translation uses a colon to differentiate our two images: the piercing chill, and the poet stepping on his dead wife's comb. There's no descriptions of what the poet is feeling, but you can imagine stepping into his shoes. You can imagine the pain he's experiencing in that moment on your own.
"But tumblr user corvidcall!" I hear you say, "All the examples you've used so far are Japanese haiku that have been translated! Are you implying that it's impossible for a good haiku to be written in English?" NO!!!!! I love English haiku! Here's a good example, which won first place in the 2000 Henderson haiku contest, sponsored by the Haiku Society of America:
meteor shower . . . a gentle wave wets our sandals
When you read this one, can you imagine being in the poet's place? Do you feel the surprise as the tide comes in? Do you feel the summer-ness of the moment? Haiku are about describing things with the senses, and how you take in the world around you. In a way, it's like the poet is only setting a scene, which you inhabit and fill with meaning based on your own experiences. You and I are imagining different beaches, different waves, different people that make up the "our" it mentioned.
"Do I HAVE to include all these things when I write haiku? If I include all these things, does that mean my haiku will be good?" I mean, I don't know. What colors make up a good painting? What scenes make up a good play? It's a creative medium, and nobody can really tell you you can't experiment with form. Certainly not me! But I think it's important to know what the conventions of the form are, so you can appreciate good examples of it, and so you can know what you're actually experimenting with. And I mean... I'm not the poetry cops. But if you're not interested in engaging with the actual conventions and limitations of the form, then why are you even using that form?
I'll leave you with one more English language haiku, which is probably my favorite haiku ever. It was written by Tom Bierovic, and won first place at the 2021 Haiku Society of America Haiku Awards
a year at most . . . we pretend to watch the hummingbirds
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)
Further reading:
Forms in English Haiku by Keiko Imaoka Haiku: A Whole Lot More Than 5-7-5 by Jack How to Write a Bad Haiku by KrisL Haiku Are Not a Joke: A Plea from a Poet Who Has Had It Up to Here by Sandra Simpson Haiku Checklist by Katherine Raine
964 notes - Posted October 17, 2022
#2
there's a post (possibly a genre of posts?) that i see frequently where OP is mad about self care posts that are like "it's okay if you didn't brush your teeth today uwu" and op is mad because they didn't brush their teeth for a long time and now they have huge dental bills and i take umbrage with their idea that it was tumblrs fault that they didnt brush their teeth and if only people had been less nice to them, they would have known to brush more
listen, i didn't brush my teeth for many years. feeling bad about it didnt make me brush more. knowing that people thought it was gross didn't make me brush more. being shamed and guilted about it didn't make me brush more.
what DID help was figuring out what was actually the barrier between me and doing it, and then removing those barriers, even if they felt silly and like they shouldn't be barriers at all
for example:
PROBLEM: my toothbrush is too big to fit in the cabinet and I can't leave it on the counter, so I have to keep it in my bedroom and remember to bring it with me to brush
SOLUTION: buy a new, smaller toothbrush. i know i already have a perfectly good one that's nicer than the new one i bought, but a cheap toothbrush i actually use is a million times more valuable than an expensive brush i dont
PROBLEM: i dont want to brush immediately after i wake up, it feels gross and makes me gag
SOLUTION: i set an alarm for a few hours after i wake up and do it then. the teeth dont know the difference!
PROBLEM: i hate mint and i hate cinnamon. most toothpastes are mint and the ones that aren't mint are cinnamon
SOLUTION: start buying kids toothpaste. this has the added bonus of i think it's fun and whimsical
Being mad at yourself for not brushing isn't going to help. You KNOW you should be brushing your teeth. People who don't brush their teeth aren't UNAWARE that their dental hygiene is important!!! Posts that say "if you didn't brush your teeth, you don't need to feel ashamed about it" aren't hurting people, because shame and blame don't help people form healthier habits, and frankly, it's weird to pin the consequences of your unhealthy habits on people for not shaming you more!!!
27,908 notes - Posted February 26, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
for the record. i dont post cringe to keep the twitter users at bay. i do not post cringe at all. if you cringe at my posts, thats on you, not me. i am simply having a good time on this webbed site and if that makes you cringe, i am sorry for whatever you see in me that shames you so.
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ademainalors · 6 years
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Doing this
1: I’m afraid my name will have to stay ademainalors ;)
2: 20
3: 3 Fears
The afterlife
Immortality
Mortality
4: 3 things I love
Anime
My Dell Latitude E6410
Cartoons that cannot technically be called anime
5: 4 turns on
Power
Intelligence
Strange hair
Complex understanding of trauma
6: 4 turns off
Misogyny
Homophobia
Clingyness
7: My best friend
Brie or Kyle, although to be honest, I haven’t talked with many humans in the past several months, so at this point, both individuals probably only consider me as a regular friend
8: Sexual orientation
Pansexual
9: My best first date
Aromantic, I never knew, but they were all awful
10: How tall am I
5″ 5′
11: What do I miss
When Zack used to do house rules DND with me, Kyle and Armstrong
12: What time were I born
Heck if I know
13: Favourite color
#ff0000
14: Do I have a crush
I tend not to pay my crushes much mind now that I’ve come to terms with my aromanticism, but when Nathan joked about how he’d want to fuck someone in the server closet, in my head I was like, name a time
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
The Japanese Library
17: Favourite food
Pasta
18: Do I use sarcasm
No, never, not me ever
19: What am I listening to right now
The silence of the void (that’s not an edgy band name... yet)
20: First thing I notice in new person
Their relationship to power
21: Shoe size
10 I think? Fun fact, I religiously wear crocs, and crocs actually stretch out with use, so my crocs have been growing with my feet.
22: Eye color
Hazel
23: Hair color
Brown
24: Favourite style of clothing
I was talking to Kyle about Queer Eye, and I said, “You know what they would say to me if they saw me, they would say I wear clothes that nobody would ever wear because no clothes express my gender, and then they would fix that” And he told me I was perceptive. My favorite shirt is an MPR Volunteer shirt that has no gender.
25: Ever done a prank call?
Nope
27: Meaning behind my URL
What Adrien says to Marinette at the end of the umbrella scene, “See you around” in french
28: Favourite movie
Tangled, but in Spanish
29: Favourite song
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
30: Favourite band
Baths
31: How I feel right now
Overwhelmed
32: Someone I love
My parents platonically
33: My current relationship status
Single
34: My relationship with my parents
Good
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
I have my ears pierced
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
I’d prefer to keep those Japanese bathhouse privileges
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
I shared a blog with Kyle on Blogger and he wanted it moved because Blogger sucks
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
I’m irritated with my last ex, as my last relationship made me realize I was aromantic and that I was doing painful amounts of emotional labor and downright fraud in the name of normalicy
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Nope
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
My dad? Platonically
42: When did I last hold hands?
In my last relationship
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
30 Minutes
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
I haven’t shaved them in the past three years!
45: Where am I right now?
My room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Nobody, that’s why I don’t drink
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
At a reasonable level
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Yes
49: Am I excited for anything?
If I’m being honest, no, but there are several things I would tell people about IRL if I were asked
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Is the opposite of non-binary cisgender, or another non-binary? Doesn’t matter, the answer is no
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Too much
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
My dad, platonically, two weeks ago
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I wouldn’t care
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
My lab partner for this goddamn lab report
55: What is something I disliked about today?
My lack of productivity
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Justin Trudeau
57: What do I think about most?
My time efficiency
58: What’s my strangest talent?
Mechanum: I can execute complete instructions perfectly, and I can memorize sets of complete instructions. So if I get a set of complete instructions, I can master the task associated. I am very good at extremely divergent tasks due to this.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Having to attend SCSU
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind. Pansonic HMC150s are the bomb .com
61: What was the last lie I told?
I told a group of people that I was sick. I’m actually just anxious and depressed, which is it’s own kind of sick, but I implied influenza.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video chat.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Aliens probably, but they likely formed at the same time we did and are either too far or lackluster like dolphins. Ghosts, not really.
64: Do I believe in magic?
I bought a spell from a witch down on money, I just like witches though, I’m not wiccan
65: Do I believe in luck?
100%
66: What’s the weather like right now?
Clear night skies?
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
Sedra Smith, Microelectric Circuits
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
No
69: Do I have any nicknames?
None that I like, except 雨
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Concussion, 6th grade skiing accident
71: Do I spend money or save it?
Mostly save
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
Nope
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Yup, my blankets are pink, should change 74: Favourite animal? 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
Ochocki-Becker
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
Get it together, by the Go-Team 78: How can you win my heart?
You can’t. I’ll be your QP if we make a utilitarian symbiotic domestic partnership. I’ll fuck you if you’re sexy and can somehow manage to not trigger memories of my sexual assault, but like, that won’t happen.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
Rest in Pieces
80: What is my favorite word?
です
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
I’m not here to start a war, though one of them is haiku bot
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
We are not Trump
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Pausing time
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Tell me about your sexual history
86: What is my current desktop picture?
Me standing next to a no parking sign in Japanese in a small town in rural Minnesota
87: Had sex?
Yes
88: Bought condoms?
Kind of
89: Gotten pregnant?
No
90: Failed a class?
I have more W’s than a web address but no F’s
91: Kissed a boy?
Yes
92: Kissed a girl?
Yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No
94: Had job?
Yes
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Yes
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
Actually, surprisingly, Kyle. We’re cool now.
97: Had sex in public?
No
98: Played on a sports team?
Yep, 3rd grade, Softball. I wanted to play baseball and I hated it.
99: Smoked weed?
No
100: Did drugs?
No
101: Smoked cigarettes?
No
102: Drank alcohol?
Confirmation wine, a sip of champaign that I spat out, a sip of gin that I spat out. I can taste the death of my mouth microbiota when I put alcohol in my mouth
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Vegetarian
104: Been overweight?
Nope
105: Been underweight?
Probably
106: Been to a wedding?
Yes
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
まいにち
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
はい、アニメを見ます。
109: Been outside my home country?
Nope
110: Gotten my heart broken?
I don’t have one, but I found out a FWB hated non binaries. It was kind of crushing.
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yep
112: Broken a bone?
Nope
113: Cut myself?
Sort of, TW: I pick at the skin around my toenails, sometimes with pushpins
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
Yep, Houston
116: Fly by helicopter?
No
117: What concerts have I been to?
The FIRST Robotics concert
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yep
119: Learned another language?
はい、すごし
120: Wore make up?
Yeah, I hate it
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
TW: Is rape virginity
122: Had oral sex?
Yeah, it sucked.
123: Dyed my hair?
No
124: Voted in a presidential election?
Hillary Clinton
125: Rode in an ambulance?
Yes, concussion
126: Had a surgery?
Wisdom teeth removal
127: Met someone famous?
Dessa
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Probably
129: Peed outside?
No
130: Been fishing?
Yes
131: Helped with charity?
Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush?
Yes
133: Broken a mirror?
Yes
134: What do I want for birthday?
Cash
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
Adopting teenagers, they’ll have names already, probably one, but maybe more if they’ve got sibs, Despicable Me style.
136: Was I named after anyone?
Something
137: Do I like my handwriting?
No, it’s an abomination
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
Piglet
139: Favourite Tv Show?
Assasination Classroom
140: Where do I want to live when older?
Minnesota doncha no?
141: Play any musical instrument?
Used to play trombone
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
Scootering accident
143: Favourite pizza toping?
Alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
No 145: Am I afraid of heights?
Yes 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
No 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
The midterm two days ago
148: What I’m really bad at
Reading university textbooks
149: What my greatest achievments are
Student Senate President
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
I was in a political argument and some bitch brought my yellow teeth into it
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
Take the payments over time, put in a bank account, pay off people’s loans on the contidition they try to pay off other people’s loans, put solar panels on things, buy a tesla
152: What do I like about myself
My hair 153: My closest Tumblr friend
@dragon-in-a-fez 154: Something I fantasise about
Being dictator of the US 155: Any question you’d like?
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eyfey · 7 years
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Do you have the full translation for chapter 173? I'm trying to figure out what their conversations were about
I... actually do! I just finished up translating that chapter for PSI Scans a couple weeks ago, so just this once I'll post a chapter transcript for 173
Enjoy! (under the readmore)
Page 007
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1: Cafe Mami.
2: Seated at the table farthest from the entrance...
Sign: Cafe Mami.
title: PSI 173: Let’s go! PK Academy PSIkickers!
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ai(a): 4:43 pm...
ai(b): Ah! There we are!
{3}
ai(a): And here he...
ai(b): Comes!
1: Welcome.
Fx: jingle jingle
{4}
sai: Good grief... Here too...?
{5}
sai: I don’t know what you’re planning...
{6}
sai: But can you stop showing up before me everywhere I go?
ai: Heyo♡
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top: My fighting technique?
It's nothing really, I'm just
using ESP.
This week’s ESP Haiku model: Saiki Kusuo-san (16)
Sign: Ultimate
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title: PSI 137: Let’s go! PK Academy PSIkickers!
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1: Thanks for waiting.
Sign: Cafe Mami
{2}
1: Here’s our house coffee jelly.
Sai: What a pain... Even though went out of my way to come on a day when Mera-san wasn’t working...
fx: set
{3}
sai: So why is she here? Seriously...
ai(a): I never pegged you as the kind of guy who liked sweets Kusuo. That’s hilarious.
ai(b): Let’s go to a dessert buffet some time.
Sai: Don’t sit next to me. Go sit on the other side.
Fx: click
{4}
sai: As for how she knew I was going to be here... I don’t even need to ask.
Ai: Hey, were you surprised that I was here!?
{5}
ai: Sorry! I scryed it ♡
ai: Aha,
sai: This is the problem with ESPers.
Fx: Ta-dah★
{6}
ai(a): Well, I'm pretty sure you already knew, since you always manage to ditch me at school.
ai(b): You're like, on some whole nother level.
sai: It's because I can hear you with telepathy.
{7}
ai: Oh! That looks good!
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Page 010
{1}
ai: Ahh.
{2}
ai(a): Woah!
ai(b): You’re no fun~
sai: nom nom
{3}
ai: Well whatever! I already ordered something so I don't care!
Ai: It’s taking forever though! Hey! Is it still not ready yet!?
{4}
ai: You've got 10 seconds!
1(a): Yes ma’am! It’s ready now!
1(b): Sorry, but you placed a very complex order!
{5}
1: As you requested: One mega serving of coffee jelly everest with caramel sauce, extra chocolate chips, and ice cream super sized.
Ai: Wo-hoah!! This looks totally dope!!
sai: That is incredible.
Fx: ta-dah
{6}
ai: You really outdid yourself old man! I’ve changed my mind about you.
1: Ha ha ha I won’t lose out to the young people just yet!
Sai: They’ve become friends.
Fx: yay yay
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Page 011
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sai: More importantly, why are you going out of your way to foresee where I’m going to be and then wait for me there?
Sai: Didn’t I tell you not to get involved with me...?
{2}
Sai: ...though right now not only is she not getting involved, but she’s even completely ignoring me.
Ai: This is going to get so many retweets.
Boss: Yay! Happy joy-py nice to meetcha-py!
Sai: Can I go now?
Fx: click click
{3}
sai: Huh!? You want to know why I was waiting for you?
Ai: You don't really need me to say it for you to know, do you?
Fx: tap tap
{4}
sai: It’s faster if you just say it though. Honestly...
ai: ...love you...
{5}
ai(a): I super love you ♡
ai(b): Super love-love.
ai(c): Pay attention to me ♡
ai: I love love love love you.
ai(a): I love you so much
ai(b): BIG LOVE ♡
ai(c): Wuv you ♡
ai(d): Cutie wootie lovey wuvy ♡
{6}
Sai: I still don't understand. I should just leave.
Ai: Huh!? Wait, where are you going!
Fx: clatter
{7}
tori: Huh?
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{1}
tori: Huhhh!?
{2}
tori: Saiki-san’s on a date!?
Ai: Huh? Who are you?
Sai: The annoyances have increased.
Fx small: run run run run run
fx large: BAM
{3}
tori: Woah! You’re the transfer student boob girl!!
ai: Ah! You’re the p*nis aura playboy!!
tori: P*nis aura!?
Ai: Besides, what does a suspicious guy like you want with my boo!?
Tori: Your boo!? Is this for real Saiki-san!?
{4}
sai: Shut up.
Ai: Nmph!?
Tori: Fbgh!?
Fx: Slam
fx small: snap
{5}
tori: ...!? Wait... what are you doing!? I understand if it was just me, but this girl...
{6}
ai: Isn’t that dangerous? Your powers are totally gonna be found out...
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Page 013
{1}
1: Huh!?
{2}
tori: You told tits mcgee about your powers!!??
ai: Huhh!? Why does he know about your powers, Kusuo!!?
sai: I repeat: Shut up.
Fx: boom
{3}
ai: I thought it was our special secret!?
Tori(a): But you were trying that hard to hide it...
tori(b): Don’t tell me... you gave in to the power of boobs!?
sai: Lower your voices already.
{4}
ai: I mean like, why would you ever tell someone as loose lipped as him!?
boss: They’re pretty noisy over there... I wonder what they’re talking about?
Sai: At this rate one more person is going to know.
Fx: shout shout
fx bot: sneak
{5}
sai: You two are the only ones at our school who know.
Sai: and the reason I told is the same for both of you.
{6}
text: The same...!?
TextP: Then that means this girl also had her abilities acknowledged by Saiki san and is permitted to be his right hand man...!?
Sai: I haven’t acknowledged anyone and I’m not permitting anything.
{7}
text: The same...!?
Text: Then that mean just like me, he thinks Saiki is his soul mate!?
Text: Huh!? BL!?
Sai: No one is anyone’s soul mate and there is no BL.
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Page 014
{1}
sai: It’s because both of you also have special powers.
Sai: I just figured it would be better to tell you myself then to have you find out with your own abilities.
{2}
tori: Huh... So that means you have ESP too...?
ai(a): Huh!?
ai(b): Are you serious right now!? This guy’s obviously just your average joe!
{3}
ai(a): Oh, is that it?
ai(b): Is your power that you can tell a girl’s three sizes just by looking?
Tori: Oh come on! Don’t underestimate me! I was born in a temple family!!
tori: Don’t think I'll forgive you just because your bust is 89cm!
sai: So he can tell.
{4}
tori: I have the power to see ghosts!
Ai: Huh? Wait, for realsies?
{5}
tori: For realsies! I’m a spiritual medium.
Tori: I can talk to ghosts and have them possess my body.
{6}
ai(a): Aren’t you just delusional?
ai(b): Shouldn’t you go to the hospital get your head examined?
Tori: I’m not seeing hallucinations!?
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Page 015
{1}
tori: Well, I’m used to people not believing me, so let me show you some proof.
Tori: Hey.
{2}
tori(a): ...mutter... mutter...
tori(b): mutter mutter mutter...
ai: ? Who are you talking to?
tori(a): ...mutter... mutter...
tori(b): ...okay!
Fx: intense intense
{3}
tori: Rose pink T-Back...!
Ai: Huh!?
Tori: That’s the underwear you’re wearing right now.
Fx big: Boom
fx small: Swish
{4}
tori: I had a ghost check and tell me!
Tori: Well? Was I right?
Fx: ta-dah
{5}
tori: If I was, then as proof how about you show
fx: Kick
{6}
ai: He was right!
Ai: Tch... These were my fighting panties too...
tori: ...It was too fast, I couldn’t see...
{7}
sai: When did ghosts start agreeing to requests like that?
Tori: heheh... I’m not the same as before.
Fx: wobble
{8}
tori: I’ve gotten some negotiation material...
tori(a): In exchange for them doing what I ask...
tori(b): Urgh!!
fx: Flinch
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Page 016
{1}
tori: Mo-poh.
Fx: snap
{2}
tori: Yyeeeaaahhh!!!
tori: It’s flesh!! All right!!
fx: ta-dah
{3}
tori: Wahaha!! Gravity!!
tori: Gravity is crazy!!
fx: bounce bounce
{4}
tori(a): Woohoo! Wind pressure!!
tori(b): I can feel the air!!
fx top: whoosh whoosh
fx bot: spin spin spin spin spin spin
{5}
1: Yes yes yes yes yes!!
2: I can’t get enough!!
fx top: Jab jab jab
fx bot: stab stab stab
{6}
tori(a): Wahoo... huh!?
tori(b): That’s it!?
Tori: Wait, hold on, just a little l-...
{7}
tori(A): ......!
tori(b): Phew...
tori: ...Do you get it now? Saiki-san...
fx: silence...
{8}
tori: I got him to tell me the color of her underwear in exchange for me lending him my body...!
Sai: You wanted to know that badly, huh.
Fx big: Ta-dah
fx small: huff huff
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Page 017
{1}
ai: Hey, this guy might seriously be bad news... you should stop hanging out with him.
Sai: You make an extremely good point.
Tori: There! That’s my power!!
{2}
tori: Now it’s your turn, tits mcgee!!
ai: Oh, me?
{3}
ai: I’m a fortune teller! I can see the future, the past, or whenever!
Ai: And let me just say, unlike your powers, mine are the real deal! Get it!
Fx: Ta-dah
{4}
tori: Fortune telling~? You sure you don't mean body selling?
Ai: I’ll kill you!!
tori: Besides, it’s probably just stuff like Aquariuses will be lucky today, right?
{5}
tori: It would be a different story if you could foresee the winning lottery numbers or something, but...
ai: I can.
{6}
ai: I can foresee them...
ai: Got a problem with that?
Fx big: ta-dah
fx small: whoosh
{7}
tori: ...huh...
tori: Well isn’t that impressive...
fx: whoosh
{8}
tori: In that case...
fx: crouch
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Page 018
{1}
tori: Please make me your disciple!!
ai: No way!!
fx: Boom
{2}
tori: I’ll clean, do the laundry, give you massages, provide night service, anything you want!! Please!!
ai(a): Even if you try to butter me up now, it’s no use!!
ai(b): You’re disgusting!!
{3}
sai: That’s amazing. So you can even do stuff like that...
ai(a): Huh? Well, I guess?
ai(b): It’s nothing compared to what you can do though Kusuo. ~blush~
{4}
sai: No, even I don’t have the ability to predict whatever I want.
Ai: But getting the winning lotto numbers has a high chance of things turning out badly.
{5}
ai(a): A person’s luck moves like a wave.
ai(b): Whenever something really lucky happens, something really unlucky is sure to follow so that it always balances out to net 0.
ai: That’s why if you win the lottery, you might just end up dying on the very same day.
{6}
ai(a): One time, before I knew about this, I used my powers to win 3 free packets of Yotchan Squid in a row, and the very next day I got hit by a truck.
ai(b): My bones were totally shattered! Lol ♡
sai: That’s not net 0 at all.
Text: Yotchan Squid
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Page 019
{1}
tori: Woah... what the heck? That means your powers are completely useless...
tori(a): You got your bones broken (lol) just from winning 3 packets of Yotchan Squid? Wow that’s terrible...
tori(b): Can I take back the groveling I did?
Ai: Huh!?
{2}
ai(a): Yeah but I can foresee anything about other people!!
ai(b): It’s way more amazing than your stupid power that only let’s you hallucinate!!
tori: Huh!? You don’t understand anything about what makes my power great!!
{3}
tori: It seems I have no choice but to make you understand...
tori: just who the weakest, most disgraceful member of the PK Psychic Trio is...!
sai: I don’t remember forming any trios.
Fx: menace menace
{4}
ai: You're the one who needs to understand..
Ai: We already have our super love love ESPer Combo, so you’re not necessary.
sai: We have no such thing.
Fx: menace
{5}
tori: Okay then! Let’s compete to see who’s more worthy of being Saiki-san’s sidekick!!
ai: Bring it on!! You’re going down!!
tori: What should the competition be!?
Sai: Well, I’ve eaten my coffee jelly. Guess I’ll go home.
Fx wht: Shout Shout
fx: Scoot
{6}
sai: Seriously. What a waste of time... hm?
Aai: How about... uhhh...
fx: shout shout
{7}
sai: Nwah!!
1: What’s wrong!?
Fx: Clatter
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Page 020
{1}
fxtop: Menace menace
fx left: Boom
{2}
tori: Woah! It’s a cockroach!!
ai: Huhh? Ew, you’re right.
Ai: ? Wait, but aren’t you freaking out a little too much?
{3}
tori: Stupid! Saiki-san hates bugs enough to pee his pants!!
sai: I didn’t...
tori: All right! Whoever eliminates that bug gets to be the sidekick!!
ai: Huhh!? Hey, wait!!
fx: dash
{4}
tori: All right! Let’s go! Are any of you good with bugs!?
1: Not me.
2: I’ll take care of it.
{5}
tori: All right! I’ll leave it to you then!! I’m not actually good with bugs myself...
1: Geheheh... Bugs are easy as pie...
text: Possession!!
fx: Boom
{6}
1: I’ll turn you into a pancake!!
tori: Huh? Hey, wait... with my bare hand!?
Fx: Whoosh
{7}
1: Ah!! It’s escaping!!
fx big: Smack
fx small: flutter flutter
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Page 021
{1}
1: And now it's going... what!? That girl...
ai: I used foresight to see that it would fly here!!
fx: Ta-dah
Cans: bug spray
{2}
ai: Take this! Cockroach repell...
ai: Ew never mind I can’t do this!! I can’t stand bugs either!!
fx top: flap flap flap flap
fx: duck
Can: bug spray
{3}
tori: Hey! Why are you running away!! Aren’t you psychic!?
Ai: You do something about it!
Fx: Aaaahhhh
{4}
fx: smack
{5}
boss: Ahh~ I’m so sorry, I’ll take care of it.
Boss: Even though we just had the place fumigated last week~
{6}
tori: ...let’s just call today’s match a draw...
ai: S... Sounds good...
sai: Glad to have you as my sidekick, manager.
Sign: Cafe Mami
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