what i suspect this season is joel is going to now be the hermit responsible for the most yaoi, considering last ep we got smacked with smalletho, xbeans, AND gribeans
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It's been 2 weeks since Joel joined hermitcraft, and he's already generating copious amounts of yaoi, with Iskall, xB, Etho and Grian
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i love xbeans. theyre like
xb: sometimes i wonder how i taste lol
joel: WHAT THATS WEIRD WHY WOULD YOU WONDER THAT
xb: *happily imagining joel chomping down on his arm*
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xbeans au where xb is a siren and joel is the worlds most ambitious cryptid hunter who keeps just barely missing the catch of his life
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Already obsessed with xBeans or whatever we’re calling them. Grian helping Joel to kill him… I’m imagining Joel came up to Grian like “G, I need your help. I’m developing a crush on xB. How do I tell him?” and Grian, very normal, is just like let’s kill him. Love wins
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xbeans fans emergency alert we're about to win i think
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hermitcraft s10 is such a wonderful opportunity to use joel’s total obsession with xb as a way to make etho “not obsessed with joel, only watch his hardcore videos every day cause theyre on autoplay” slab as a good way to make etho jealous
make etho scared, yknow? maybe joel figured his obsession with etho isnt going anywhere and found someone new…. sad…
love triangle/polyamory PLEASE
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Hermit Rarepair Event announcement!
@mcytblrsource
Welcome to the location of the first full version of the Hermit Rarepair Event! It will last the entire month of June, and we will still accept late entries this blog is tagged in! Some inspo posts will also be provided, under this tag on the blog, though there will be no specific ships or themes mandated. The event rules are listed below:
No NSFW! I just don’t wanna mod that gonna be honest
All mediums allowed!
Just post in the tag #hermit rarepair event and/or the AO3 collection! Tagging the blog is fine, and we’d request you always do in late entries, as we may not be checking the tag.
This is not a daily drawing/writing/whatever challenge, just post when you feel like it!
Please only pick ships that include at least one Hermit! Crackships are fine, and the setting does not have to be Hermitcraft.
We will not be enforcing creator boundaries! The only ships officially barred are the ones deemed too popular for this event, which are below, in no particular order:
Grian/Scar/Mumbo and all ships within, Bdubs/Etho/Cleo and all ships within, Zedaph/Impulse/Tango and all ships within, Grian/Scar/Mumbo/Pearl/Impulse but not the ships within, Skizz/Impulse, Etho/Joel, Cub/Scar, Doc/Ren, Pearl/Gem, Bdubs/Impulse, Keralis/Xisuma, Cleo/Joe, Grian/Xisuma, xB/Keralis, Joel/Jimmy, Joel/Lizzie, Cleo/Pearl, Tango/Etho, Tango/Jimmy, Ren/Martyn
You can debate this list in the askbox! Please do, actually, I have no idea if this is complete.
Mods:
Mod Carraca, the one writing this post (and the one who ran it last time), he/him
Mod Halberd, it/its
Mod Switchblade, who is not on the blog and is mainly here for moral support currently, he/him
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xbeans siren au where xb is a mythical blue siren and joel is the fisherman whos been trying to track him down for like years. does this make sense. hello. can you hear me.
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i am now an xbeans fan, help me
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