women are always saying this about me

buying a henry card for my agonies (surviving a 6 day workweek at the lifting heavy stuff and getting covered in dog hair factory) they're all kind of boring but that's a small price to pay for being able to hold a little henry in my hand....

Every Taylor Swift song

unfortunaely i will be destroying your city with my beam please dont be a hater about it

Connor Ingram has been awarded the Bill Masteryon trophy.❤️

It is awarded to those who show perseverance , sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey.

It is often given to those who have endured an injury or challenge that a player faces.

nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

real person non-fiction

honestly most of my gripes with hockey fans come down to general gripes with cishet people and their lack of vision. they just never get it like my gay mutuals do...

sometimes i miss when the only times i heard about qhughes were via the ramblings of my most trusted beloved mutuals

YES EXACTLY EXACTLY i miss when i did not have to be bombarded with everyone and their mother's posts about him 24/7 like that was our guy and now no matter how many canucks fans i block and how little i interact with the posts there's always someone on my twitter for you tab like "i wanna be his buffalo chicken dip in the crockpot wife" ENOUGH!

CBJ @ VAN (pregame) | 01.27.24

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via nhlbruins

having an interest i share with millions of people, many of whom are much more normal about it than i am, has done wonders for my ability to just like, be cool and chill when i talk to other people about it casually but the mask does start to slip when someone says something about how they don't watch much hockey because they can't keep up with the puck.... makes my eye twitch

I SAIDDDDD DID WE ALL SEE THIS

did we all see kj's instagram story btw. did we all gaze lovingly upon her little bitchy squinty eyes and her supervillain eyebrows. did we all do that

mitch and connor goaded lawson crouse into eating a worm and nothing was ever the same again for any of them