omg here's another one (link) i love this one sm tooooooo

guys i'm actually obsessed with how cute this picrew is! (link)

i'm super bad at tagging but pls add yours to this thread if you make one and tag your friends. i really wanna see yours and get to know you guys better!

wille: you saved me. i owe you my life. simon: no thanks. i’ve seen it and i’m not very impressed.

nick: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them. charlie: this is the most threatening way i’ve ever been cheered up.

wille: am i going too far? simon: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

wille: what is your biggest weakness? simon: i can be uncooperative. wille: okay, can you give me an example? simon: no.

nick: i learned some very valuable lessons from this. charlie: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. nick: death isn’t real and i’m basically god.

wille: it’s dark in here simon: don’t worry, i got this simon: *cracks knuckles* simon: *stomps feet* simon: *skechers light up*

simon: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. wille, not looking up from his book: spear. simon: BLOCKED. i fully imagine this as simon super duper intesely playing an overly violent video game and wille is just sitting next to him reading and not at all disturbed by the violence... also i sobbed at season 3 so hard. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

tao: i don't know how to tell you this, but... i love you. elle: that's great, tao. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

wille: i can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! simon: in a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? wille: i don't know, surprise me!

Wilhelm: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky Shopkeeper: Yes, but I will warn you… every item comes with a price.

Wilhelm: Yes, I know how shops work.

I really appreciate Wilhelm's ability to fuck shit up wherever he goes. He left his old school to stop him from partying and ended up coming out to the whole country instead

the best duo <3

rooney: i committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. georgia: wow, i've gotta hear this. rooney: i was angry and envious of my neighbor so i lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. georgia: you forgot pride. rooney: no, i'm pretty proud of this.

(ok to be completely honest i didn't know what this meant like 5 minutes ago-)

wille: do you want to know your gay name? simon: my... my gay name? wille: yeah, it's your first name- simon: haha. very funny, wille- wille: *gets down on one knee* and my last name. simon: oh- oh my god.

nick: did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? charlie: what? like j f k w s q x- nick: no, like, u r a q t. charlie: awwww!

lister: i am the most responsible person in the group. jimmy: …you just set the kitchen on fire. lister: yes, and i take full responsibility for that.