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I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.
These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)
These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.
These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)
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What is the thought process behind The Interview…like James Franco and Seth Rogen were sitting around and said “hey you wanna make a movie about assassinating a dangerously unstable dictator? Like an actual living man who rules a country with access to nuclear arms and is known for totalitarian control over his image and the glorification of it? That would be HILARIOUS and there’s no way that could go wrong”
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if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
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if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere
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but the real question is, does captain kirk host crew-wide slumber partys on the bridge?
you know he does
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My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping, I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing.
Jillian Medoff (via moetpapi)
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