thequeenofuselessinformation
The Queen of Useless Information
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LAWD I am WEAK
All strings attached
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.
I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.
Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.
I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
#me girlbossing my way through the grief of suddenly losing my father#in the middle of the most challenging specialization of my academic career#godspeed little legend#you did well
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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you find some pretty weird stuff if you go deep enough on craigslist
collab with @iloe
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tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza
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