You know, I'd really love it if GTA online would work. I just wanna mug people and pull off heists. God.

But like CAN the Dawson's Creek theme song leave my mind. My sister was watching it when I came home last night and it won't leave me alone.

Four days late but Vegas was calling and dragged me into its beautiful embrace. Six thousand dollars and a mystery tattoo later and I'm back. Anyways, thanks for remembering peeps.

Stayed up all night watching Futurama like I was in college again? Don't mind if I do. Many a good times were had watching this show.

Ever get that feeling like your head just doesn't wanna be attached to your body anymore, so it makes life miserable? No? Just me? Cool, cool.

No, no. I'm not. I sold too much of my soul for a milkshake. We prefer the term "undead"

Oh! Wow you’re actually still alive. ‘Ello!

I know, I know I'm attachable.

I hate myself for finding that I am getting attached to you.

I'd let Lita Moonsault/Twist of Fate me any day of the week. Shit, Dumas. You're a fine piece of perfection.

Oh the flavor was savored but I didn't go easy on the giant dr pepper I got so I kinda have the sugar shakes. Totally normal, you know.

Savor the flavor. 

I'm playing a game with myself. How slow can i eat this food without being kicked out of McDonald's. Killing time before an audition has never been so entertaining, I've spent almost 20 minutes on my medium fries.

We're gonna need serious photographic evidence of this day. Otherwise I don't think people will believe me.

It’s a once in a lifetime chance!

Yeah, had family in for a little while; work, self stuff ya know. The usual. That'll be fun indeed, just promise not to hit me even if the script calls for it ;)

Busy with what stuff? It will be fun to play your ex girlfriend. 

Oh my god I don't think I have the coordination to do that; but screw it when does and opportunity like this show up?

I’ve got a two for one coupon with your name on it, then.

Fine, just busy with stuff I guess. Glad to hear you'll be on set though, it'll be a blast working with you again.

How are you? Seriously? I’m going to be on set next week bugging the hell out of you!

Oh I can only imagine. I didn't know those classes existed; but they must be something spectacular.

Isn’t it great? Getting mail has finally paid off.

Damn defective Earth.

Nope. Still here.