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not only did i cheat but we went on your substack and laughed at your critiques of the culture

DO IT FOR HER

(her being you )

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People in 2027 watching [shiny new animated show]: "Smiling Friends could never be this funny."

at this rate i think i could basically be human by the end of the year

@j-19zeta7 AM I OR AM I NOT A FUCKING GENIUS? HAHAHAHA!

i'll give it to you, this thing is adorable. wasn't a bad idea. want one?

hey.

i think youve been through a lot. i dont know the specifics, but i know youve had it a lot worse than i have. and you *did* something about it! you fought your way to an escape. do you know how amazing that is?

do you know how often i thought about you since that day on the citadel? i was always wondering what you were doing, how you managed it, what *i* could do if *you* existed. my rick may be relatively decent now, but he used to be so much worse. i dunno if he was as bad as yours, but i dont think he would have gotten better if we hadnt met *you*. he didnt just decide to treat me better out of nowhere! he realized i was worth more because he saw *you*!

and you were going on about how much *i* deserve, but what about what *you* deserve? you deserve to have people that care about you, too. *you* deserved a grandpa that actually cared about you, *you* deserved a family. and you deserve someone who can help carry some of your burdens.

it doesnt have to be me, even if i really wish it could be. i get if its too painful to talk to me, and ill leave you alone.

but i dont think youre a terrible person, even though i got pretty mad earlier. i want you to be happy, too.

-with love, morty

Fuck. I... I think I need a minute. I'll be back.

FLESH CURTAINS RICHARD SKETCHES‼️

I’m working on some R&M screenshot redraws so <3 in the meantime, some pencil sketches

Special ask, just for you! :3

What’s the number one thing you’d like confirmed in Rick and Morty canon? The multiverse is your oyster! ✨

OH MY GODDDD ok so. I made a post a while ago that was my theory to how season 8 should go : SO. I want birdperson to come to the smith house in the rain and he looks like a sopping wet beast with miserable eyes and he's like. Rick. I regret to inform you that I may...require some.. parental assistance. Bc he's not used to being a girl dad and Rick's like . *drops flask but his cyber enhancements catch it* because his crazy pining buddy is there at HIS DOORSTEP and anywho shenanigans happen and it's a slowburn romantic comedy with old man yaoi. Then birddaughter becomes another sister to morty and they're happy. (As happy as they can be) evil morty shows up and usually she's. A kuudere is the simplest way i can put it and she turns into someone who's soft spot is prime morty. Like she'll show up to take chips from their cupboard bc she doesn't want to be alone since the citadel collapsed but doesn't want to see any other version but them. She acts angry and pretends she doesn't like them but she does secretly.

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN

(Hello!! This is my first post, so I thought I’d post a drawing I made of Storage Rick from Pocket Mortys here! I will be doing an RP account with my Rick and Morty OC so I’ll be working on their introduction soon so y’all can send asks!!)

How much do you have to filter these asks? Geez you probably have tons of unanswereds.

Yeah, no, you wouldn't believe...

this episode, man. rick not caring if he dies, morty willing to risk his life with rick but rick not wanting to let him, "i dont know him. you're my grandpa, rick. rick and morty. a hundred years." sniffling sobbing tearing my hair out, and then rick ACTUALLY listening to morty for fucking once and going to save the beth's and summer over going after his life long nemesis THE GUY HES BEEN HUNTING FOREVER (even tho he does end up ig 'relapsing' into his obsession with finding him later on this same season but tries to shield morty from it at least ig)

Beyond the season three stock jokes

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over