translightyagami
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume
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Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society
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The Ballad of Bella Buttons
(based on a true story)
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that shot of the yagami's house with the family of little cats on the sink.....
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me every five minutes: if I built another weird electronic contraption I think it would fix me
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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
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Great hand forged snake window guards on a home in California
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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 
#edit: sorry right after i reblogged this#i realized that post is exactly the tone of bertie wooster’s narration in the jeeves series#the pleasure of being stupid … so fun!
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some of u bitches r more like (deep in thought) nonlibrary
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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP
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