I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time
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love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)
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The difference between my family and other people is that my family thinks I'm manipulative and fake to everyone else in the world because they've never seen me act like a huge cunt like family has. The thing is, when I'm thrown off the loop and need like 30 minutes of silence to sit down on the floor an let the gunk in my brain settle back down to the bottom sediment layer without stirring them back up again, other people just let me do that.
Most people have never seen me become a huge cunt because they don't consider "please just let me sit down in silence for like 30 minutes so I don't turn into a huge cunt" to be an unreasonable request.
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they want you to make fried rice
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
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Rereading the Lord of the Rings series recently, and it's so fascinating to me how much the series is a denial of the typical juvenile power-fantasy that is associated with the fantasy genre.
Like, the power-fantasy is the temptation the Ring uses against people It tempts Boromir with becoming the "one true king" that could save his people with fantastic power. It tempts Sam with being the savior of Middle Earth and turning the ruin that is Mordor into a great garden. It tempts Gandalf and Galadriel with being the messianic figure of legend who brings salvation to Middle Earth and great glory to herself.
The things the Ring tempts people with are becoming the typical protagonists of fantasy stories that we expect to see. and over and over we see that accepting that role, that fantasy of being the benevolent all-powerful hero, is a bad thing. LotR is about how power, even power wielded with benevolent intent, is corrupting.
And its so fascinating how so much of modern fantasy buys into the very fantasy LotR denies. Most modern fantasy is about being that Heroic power-fantasy. About good amassing power to rival evil. But LotR dares not to. It dares to be honest that there is no world where anyone amasses that power and remains good.
I guess that's one of the reasons its so compelling.
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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe
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Blind Io. Character from the books "Discworld" by T. Pratchett.
Слепой Ио. Персонаж книг "Плоский мир" Т. Пратчетта.
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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up
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Happy frociaggine month 👍🏻
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I am not motivated by money in the workplace, I am motivated by an aura of benign neglect where I am allowed absurd latitudes of freedom
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"You sent me out there to kill a baby and open those doors. Whose baby didn’t matter on my end. Do you know, I gave that thing a nickname, my whole pregnancy? I used to call it Bomb.”
Wake: me!
Photo: @wyyrdplayy w/ fog machine assist by @cassylvan
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Yuri warrior harry du Bois
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One year ago today I posted this miniature Scream photo I created...
I don't have a tube train interior so fudged some props together to make it look like I do.
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I wouldn't blame them, if they actually did. I mean the man does sound annoying.
Septon Cellador began to sing as well, his voice tremulous and thick with wine.
Gentle mother, fond of mercy,
save our sons from war, we pray,
stay the swords and stay the arrows,
let them know...
Donal Noye rounded on him "Any man here stays his sword, I'll chuck his puckered arse right off this Wall...starting with you,Septon.
Mammoths trumpeted in the gloom, strange voices called out in stranger tongues, and Septon Cellador prayed so loudly and drunkenly for the dawn to come that Jon was tempted to chuck him over the edge himself.
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