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everyone say happy birthday creampuff 🎉🎉

a friend and i are taking her on a drive so she can get some wind under her wings. don't worry we've got her latched on properly so she doesn't fall off. will liveblog how it goes

mmm... i suppose Ape Escape can be a cameo in the new Astro Bot game, but only if you kiss my nugget

Going into the Paper Mario TTYD remake, I knew that the music was going to be completely redone, I just didn't know it was going to be expanded!? Not only are ALL the tracks redone, they added variants to them to make them more dynamic. And on top of all that, there is a large number of COMPLETELY NEW tracks!?!? Not only does each party member have their own theme music now (Goombella and Admiral Bobbery's both FUCKING SLAP), so do a lot of the story NPCs from each chapter. They really went all out on this, huh?

one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

Sci-Fi movies be like "And so, Humanity paid the ultimate price for their hubris"

No, humanity paid the ultimate price for the hubris of five bozos in a lab who didn't want to wait for the preliminary results before they proceeded full force with the project