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unstablenoodle · 2 days
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Poll: Are you reasonably okay with being at your current job?
Are you satisfied? Do you not hate it, mainly?
Im not putting show results because I need hard numbers and am bad at subdividing.
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unstablenoodle · 3 days
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Hi tumblr girls. i am in the market for vintage superwholock posts. anything pre-dating january 2012 is especially valuable.
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unstablenoodle · 3 days
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Forcing every Tumblr and Tiktok user to read this 20 times over
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unstablenoodle · 4 days
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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
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unstablenoodle · 4 days
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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr
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unstablenoodle · 4 days
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ocean man
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unstablenoodle · 4 days
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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
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unstablenoodle · 5 days
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fake idgafer, i saw you yearning
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unstablenoodle · 5 days
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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes
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unstablenoodle · 5 days
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unstablenoodle · 6 days
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THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
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unstablenoodle · 6 days
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CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS
IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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unstablenoodle · 7 days
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spring horror is good because of the symbolism of death and rebirth and storms and everything being vibrant but still cold. and summer horror is good because sweltering heat and insects and long days. and fall horror is good because halloween and death and scary movies. and winter horror is good because snow contrasting with blood and freezing temperatures and long nights. btw.
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unstablenoodle · 7 days
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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
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unstablenoodle · 7 days
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Conversation I had with my dad yesterday when he came to deal with some plumbing issues
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